This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
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If you take option A, you had better take some Plan B.
Given the state of the economy I'd go with option A.
Or you could fuck the person in charge of doing the drug testing
If your job and your boss are both decent, A
Usually the person doing the drug testing is a little old lady who's been a nurse for 30 years. U may have a better chance at fucking her.
Pot is good
God forbid you quit doing drugs.
i dont think that's going to work before the test takes place in an hour, you dumsumbitch
@4:51 fucking WIN!
I say why not do both and live a little? ;)
I agree with Phys
Go with A
Call in sick, and sober up for the next day.