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  • Submitted by porksword on Jul 8, 11 at 10:24am

    Do you like baked potatoes?

  • Submitted by porksword on Jul 8, 11 at 12:28pm

    Roses are red, your balls are blue.\nBring her some food, then give her the goo!

  • Submitted by thomasck on Jul 8, 11 at 10:12pm

    Why can't all women be like this?..

  • 75 76
    Submitted by colan08 on Jul 8, 11 at 1:15pm

    Sounds like a great girl. =^]

  • 83 93
    Submitted by yer_mom on Jul 8, 11 at 11:22am

    And by "food" u mean "semen"

  • 83 98
    Submitted by ScarletFever on Jul 8, 11 at 1:20pm

    Amen, sister

  • 70 79
    Submitted by travisholmquist on Jul 8, 11 at 4:24pm

    My type of girl!

  • 57 66
    Submitted by mochaboom on Jul 11, 11 at 7:56pm

    Yes!!!! that's all I need !!!!

  • 62 76
    Submitted by 210boo on Jul 10, 11 at 12:13am

    totes agree

  • 66 85
    Submitted by dannie1288 on Jul 8, 11 at 10:18am

    Sounds like me!

  • 33 33
    Submitted by kish10784 on Sep 29, 12 at 12:36pm

    THANK YOU! Fuck roses. They don't smell that good anyway and they're over priced. Chinese takeout and sex sounds like the perfect date to me!

  • 48 63
    Submitted by zoey1989 on Sep 25, 11 at 2:47am

    the basic necessities... Nice!

  • 59 90
    Submitted by Deebo5050 on Jul 8, 11 at 12:04pm

    Thats what he said

  • 57 87
    Submitted by psychlove on Jul 11, 11 at 3:00am

    Agreed. Buy/cook dinner and get to the fun. More dates should go like this. I wish my boyfriend would give me more dates like that.

  • 53 83
    Submitted by freckleface8D on Jul 10, 11 at 5:34pm

    so if i can use that to describe me and i'm single, can i get a date?

  • 56 92
    Submitted by Shwincity117 on Jul 8, 11 at 10:16am

    First

  • 55 91
    Submitted by DrTamsuT on Jul 9, 11 at 4:06am

    Lol he's right :)

  • Submitted by W_T_F on Jul 8, 11 at 10:28am

    Roses are red, dicks like to be blew, so let this girl give you head and buy her some food.

    • 75 78
      Submitted by NotAnonymous321 on Jul 8, 11 at 10:51am

      Your meter is atrocious, and you lack a fundamental understanding of rhyme.