I feel like I got hit by a truck made out of Jack Daniels.
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Jack always treats me like a lady.
thats almost a lyric from a reverend horton heat song... almost...
I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for
hitting me with a trunk of a big ol' live oak tree
he hurt me this morning with the bright sun light
I'm gonna sue Jack Daniels for what he did to my face last night
Now you need a coke truck
Jack treats you like a lady cause you drink like one. Drunk Jack like a man and he'll kick your ass.
At the risk of sounding full of shit, one of my friends and I saw a Jack Daniels truck parked in some estate thing that we decided to randomly drive around in. We spent all arvo trying to work out how we were going to raid it, but by the time we got there it was gone.
JD is amazing, he and I get aquainted as often as possible.
dude.... i swear this was me. i say that all the time. too bad it's not my area code.
FIIRRSTTTT!!!!! finally haha go mee!
On a Tuesday night... Keep it classy gentlemen
maybe it was a boat and you were in a sea of JD
maybe you should stop drinking on the Freeway?
I wish you would get hit by a truck.
BEST NIGHT EVERRRRRRRRRRRR :)