For when you/if you wake up tomorrow.. You broke 4 of the bar's glasses tonight and I am currently watching you as you ride the broom around the bar instead of cleaning up your mess. I am no longer able to come up with excuses for you.
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Why would I need an excuse for being awesome at life?
Forget excuses, get them a cowboy hat! What kind of sober friend are you?
Wingmen can only take so much....
Sorry for partying
Lighten up! Sounds like a fun friend to have!
You are my hero! ROFLMAO!