I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
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And on the 7th day god said fuck
Girl, where are your morals and dignity??
That comes on the morning of the 8th day.
11:29 - You do realize you just wrote "And you shall come on your face, for she loves jizz," right? Good zinger, you dipstick.
...And on the seventh day the LORD said "And ye shall cometh on thy face, for she loves jizz. And it was good."
... how biblical.
I can make my weiner sing
I fully support this. Get some!
Can I have him on one of the other days?
Maybe he's a god..
I think Jesus is probably wondering what you did with the self esteem he gave you...
...and on the 7th day God said 'let there be whores'
um, that's an awesome set-up. You can crazy good sex without having to deal with his bullshit afterwards.
This girl has the perfect relationship!!