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  • Submitted by Hillio7714 on Apr 16, 10 at 10:41am

    And on the 7th day god said fuck

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    Submitted by shushamunga on Apr 16, 10 at 6:43pm

    Girl, where are your morals and dignity??

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      Submitted by JayRock on Feb 22, 11 at 9:16am

      That comes on the morning of the 8th day.

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    Submitted by jollygymsocks on Apr 16, 10 at 10:42pm

    I'm Jewish

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    Submitted by heyoh on Apr 16, 10 at 11:58am

    11:29 - You do realize you just wrote "And you shall come on your face, for she loves jizz," right? Good zinger, you dipstick.

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    Submitted by Ninjalicious on Apr 16, 10 at 11:12am

    Can I have him on one of the other days?

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    Submitted by itsajoke on Jun 11, 10 at 1:40am

    Sauce?

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    Submitted by edhardysucks on Apr 18, 10 at 3:15am

    I think Jesus is probably wondering what you did with the self esteem he gave you...

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    Submitted by meghannnn on Apr 16, 10 at 12:36pm

    ... how biblical.

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    Submitted by michellef on Apr 16, 10 at 11:01pm

    I fully support this. Get some!

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    Submitted by cjhoops on Apr 16, 10 at 11:29am

    ...And on the seventh day the LORD said "And ye shall cometh on thy face, for she loves jizz. And it was good."

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    Submitted by ClaytonBigsby on Apr 16, 10 at 10:30am

    second woo

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    Submitted by demonhunter12 on Apr 17, 10 at 12:20am

    Whooooorrreee

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    Submitted by w2010 on Apr 16, 10 at 11:11am

    ...and on the 7th day God said 'let there be whores'

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    Submitted by brumley on Apr 17, 10 at 1:42pm

    I can make my weiner sing

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    Submitted by heyoh on Apr 16, 10 at 11:39am

    um, that's an awesome set-up. You can crazy good sex without having to deal with his bullshit afterwards.

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    Submitted by Alaric357 on Apr 18, 11 at 5:22am

    Maybe he's a god..

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    Submitted by britt1012 on Apr 18, 10 at 11:07am

    This girl has the perfect relationship!!

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    Submitted by guitarfreak664 on Apr 16, 10 at 10:24am

    Woo first!!!!