He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
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And risk getting bit off or a ball twist? So basically, he's an idiot.
I'd bite his mushroom right off, that's just plain ungrateful
Lovely way to rep 916! Sac ;)
wow that would take effort...when I try to piss with morning wood its like one of Hercules's trials
@itsmash. I piss with a full on boner every day when I wake up. Don't act like it can't happen.
Or shit on ur chest when u pass out
dont blow him when hes soft and youll be fine
And u must be the type of girl/dude to let him right?!
get your prostate checked then.
U probably shouldn't be suckin a limp dick
Um... Really TMI and foul.