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  • Submitted by JenBen on May 11, 10 at 4:07pm

    Lucky bastard

  • Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 10 at 4:52pm

    Salves and Pills?? No need. Legal hookers are scanned and tested at the beginning and end of everyday. Dumbass

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      Submitted by Hetaera on May 17, 10 at 5:52pm

      I just looked your claim up in the Dutch code of conduct for legal hookers: They should be checked 4 times a year for STD and once a year for HIV. (I say: "should" not "will")They also should be checked when a condom broke or they suspect anything. \nhttp://www.prostitutie.nl/ \nBTW an STD-test cost 90 euro per test. 180 euro in testing a day is a little much. \nDon't talk shit. \nSincerely +31

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    Submitted by xjsman89 on May 11, 10 at 4:37pm

    Hell yeah, Kansas City!

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    Submitted by BmxATL on May 11, 10 at 7:01pm

    His study abroad is Amsterdam. I can't wait to revisit. Legal prostitutes and the finest weed in the world.

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    Submitted by carterm1984 on May 11, 10 at 9:31pm

    Yeah you wouldn't want to pick up a barmaid. Hookers overseas are cleaner than the general public walking down the street. They have very strict protocals so bang away.

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    Submitted by SPARTAN34 on May 12, 10 at 1:53am

    Lucky SONOFABITCH

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    Submitted by justlovelyy on May 11, 10 at 9:53pm

    Reppin kc

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 11, 10 at 8:52pm

    Don't hate 6:16. Ur probably the guy who got this text.

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    Submitted by watRuSMOKIN on May 12, 10 at 1:02am

    that sounds like my type of nite

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    Submitted by boobsy_mcgiggles on May 11, 10 at 7:55pm

    'new generation'? Hookers and drugs have been around forever. Texting about them is only about 10 years old.

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    Submitted by quoteXunquote on May 11, 10 at 4:08pm

    Shopping for hookers, huh? Have fun shopping for salves and pills.

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    Submitted by AtTheGym on May 12, 10 at 9:16am

    Kush and hookers and 3 credits? I think you're 3 for 3.

  • 66 68
    Submitted by k_t on May 12, 10 at 12:31am

    This generation scares you??? Your generation is the dumb fucks that run this country now

  • 65 71
    Submitted by hoboman3000 on May 11, 10 at 5:48pm

    hahhaahha

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    Submitted by RWHGHP on May 11, 10 at 10:39pm

    Kansas.

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    Submitted by sequioa on May 12, 10 at 5:15pm

    This is why i do international business

  • Submitted by werechic on May 11, 10 at 6:16pm

    Dude! Whoever this is. They are an Asshole!!

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    Submitted by duh55 on May 11, 10 at 9:21pm

    Only a rich joco brat would be wasting the opportunity to become educated and instead acquire the clap. Smoke, but bang a pretty barmaid you idiot.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on May 12, 10 at 6:45pm

    AmsterDAM!

  • Submitted by ryno24 on May 11, 10 at 4:07pm

    Wow...doing your family proud at college eh? This new generation scares me...

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    Submitted by LeoOnTheLarge on Oct 21, 10 at 12:39am

    "From way up on your cloud\nWhere you've been hiding out\nAre you getting somewhere?\nOr did you get lost in Amsterdam?"\n-Guster's "Amsterdam"