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  • I get paid more if I tackle naked men and tasering a naked crazy guy in the dick is possibly the greatest achievement of my life

    Submitted by nunubeest on Feb 16, 12 at 12:53pm
  • Yeah and that nice ping on your address as a sex offender for exposing yourself to minors was so worth it.

    Submitted by GA_Peach on Feb 16, 12 at 10:54am
  • "Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer have no fear."\nWords to live by...

    Submitted by hollyisfly on Feb 16, 12 at 5:30pm
  • I agree with shhhhhH, seriously, it's not like he crashed an 8 year old's birthday party and slapped the piñata with his dick...

    Submitted by lilkymama on Feb 16, 12 at 12:27pm
  • Peach seems like a serious stick in the mud...

    Submitted by shhhhhhH on Feb 16, 12 at 11:50am
  • Depends on the party

    Submitted by Nickly on Feb 16, 12 at 4:35pm
  • Genius...

    Submitted by levychr on Feb 16, 12 at 10:20pm
  • I don't always go streaking. But when I do, I come back with more vodka.

    Submitted by B1gBadB1lly on Feb 17, 12 at 7:30am
  • What's up Rodney Carrington.

    Submitted by EatmeTwice on Feb 16, 12 at 10:22am
  • This is the definition of America

    Submitted by jmoon30 on Feb 16, 12 at 12:05pm
  • Why does this reminds me of greased up deaf guy so much...?

    Submitted by R3X on Feb 16, 12 at 8:06pm