I already ran out of vodka but I have more beer. I just ran naked into the high school party down the street as took all theirs. ...figured no one wants to tackle the naked guy..
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I get paid more if I tackle naked men and tasering a naked crazy guy in the dick is possibly the greatest achievement of my life
"Beer before liquor, never been sicker. Liquor before beer have no fear."\nWords to live by...
I agree with shhhhhH, seriously, it's not like he crashed an 8 year old's birthday party and slapped the piñata with his dick...
Oh my! It was sarcasm.
Yeah and that nice ping on your address as a sex offender for exposing yourself to minors was so worth it.
Peach seems like a serious stick in the mud...
Depends on the party
I don't always go streaking. But when I do, I come back with more vodka.
What's up Rodney Carrington.
This is the definition of America
Why does this reminds me of greased up deaf guy so much...?