In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
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going out in a blaze of glory.
Were you at Henry Hudsons?
If you wound up with someone named El Camino Guy, chances are you didn't do any coming at all.
About fucking time I got something on here!
Too many whores in Houston.
Just met a girl, from the h-town