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  • Submitted by Meaty_McSausage on Nov 26, 11 at 4:11pm

    Must have taken forever to cum, unless you can sustain an erection while watching a man slice up a hunk of meat

  • Submitted by Phys on Nov 26, 11 at 8:33pm

    If he knew, it wouldn't have been the turkey he was carving up

  • Submitted by TJanssen411 on Nov 26, 11 at 7:37pm

    he raised a daughter who gives 'handies' at Thanksgiving Dinner. I'm pretty sure he failed as a father.

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      Submitted by preppygirl on Nov 27, 11 at 1:22am

      she obviously knows what shes thankful for. i dont see a problem here.

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        Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Nov 27, 11 at 8:24am

        She must have taken the movie Wedding Crashers a little too seriously lol

  • Submitted by Mactastic on Nov 26, 11 at 6:54pm

    Sweetie, can you pass me the butter? What? What do you mean there's no butter on the table? I JUST put it out here. How could there be no butter on the table? So strange...

  • Submitted by tlovell on Nov 27, 11 at 12:12am

    Seeing as your chest doesn't have a shotgun wound in it, I'd say he didn't know.

  • Submitted by jackdan on Nov 27, 11 at 9:00am

    Fake. And of course only a douche from jersey would lie about something like this to feel cool or something. Loser. And jersey can blow me.

  • Submitted by ittybit420 on Nov 26, 11 at 6:46pm

    lol this is just disgusting

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    Submitted by bttrdenu on Nov 26, 11 at 5:17pm

    As long as he didn't see your vinegar stroke then you're good

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    Submitted by cfreymarc on Nov 27, 11 at 12:47am

    Sure her mom was as much of a slut too.

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      Submitted by jessefoo on Nov 28, 11 at 4:25pm

      Are you a virgin? I didn't know handjobs meant an individual was a slut. Though this may be fake I have done similar actions with past partners. The idea of public sexual interaction or the danger of getting caught is very exciting.

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    Submitted by destinymeow on Nov 26, 11 at 7:59pm

    Only in new jersey..

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    Submitted by destructo on Nov 29, 11 at 7:32am

    I had sex with my wife while her mom was in the room. I have to say that was the most intense sex of my life.

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    Submitted by Dr_Rod on Nov 26, 11 at 4:28pm

    Hahahahahaha @ Meaty_McSausage

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    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 26, 11 at 10:14pm

    Be glad he was carving off your piece of meat

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      Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 27, 11 at 1:17am

      Be glad he wasn't, I meant

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    Submitted by pnr on Nov 27, 11 at 3:16pm

    Wedding crashers anyone??

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    Submitted by shaveydavey on Nov 27, 11 at 1:18am

    Stay classy Jersey!

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    Submitted by swallows on Nov 27, 11 at 4:31am

    Where's the ring?

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    Submitted by roadhead101 on Mar 15, 12 at 11:05pm

    u reeeeeeally need to get a life

  • Submitted by chuNkymONkey226 on Nov 27, 11 at 1:42am

    jersey we pump our fists and our b.fs but dont u dare ask us to pump our damn gas!

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    Submitted by openmindedchick on Nov 27, 11 at 12:20am

    I think it's hilarious that they got away with it! \nKudos to both of you for risking getting caught by a man holding a knife and already slicing meat!\n\nGees, I thought I was adventurous until I read this one :)

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    Submitted by ZAK13 on Nov 30, 11 at 4:54pm

    HOLY SH...... Shirts and pants...

  • Submitted by preppygirl on Nov 26, 11 at 6:45pm

    yummy

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    Submitted by hogfish on Nov 27, 11 at 9:21am

    9:00am- that's saved for another dinner.