She gave me a handjob at the dinner table while her dad was carving the turkey. I made eye contact with him. Im pretty sure he knew.
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Must have taken forever to cum, unless you can sustain an erection while watching a man slice up a hunk of meat
If he knew, it wouldn't have been the turkey he was carving up
he raised a daughter who gives 'handies' at Thanksgiving Dinner. I'm pretty sure he failed as a father.
she obviously knows what shes thankful for. i dont see a problem here.
She must have taken the movie Wedding Crashers a little too seriously lol
Sweetie, can you pass me the butter? What? What do you mean there's no butter on the table? I JUST put it out here. How could there be no butter on the table? So strange...
Seeing as your chest doesn't have a shotgun wound in it, I'd say he didn't know.
Fake. And of course only a douche from jersey would lie about something like this to feel cool or something. Loser. And jersey can blow me.
lol this is just disgusting
Sure her mom was as much of a slut too.
Are you a virgin? I didn't know handjobs meant an individual was a slut. Though this may be fake I have done similar actions with past partners. The idea of public sexual interaction or the danger of getting caught is very exciting.
As long as he didn't see your vinegar stroke then you're good
Only in new jersey..
I had sex with my wife while her mom was in the room. I have to say that was the most intense sex of my life.
Hahahahahaha @ Meaty_McSausage
Where's the ring?
Be glad he was carving off your piece of meat
Be glad he wasn't, I meant
u reeeeeeally need to get a life
Stay classy Jersey!
I think it's hilarious that they got away with it! \nKudos to both of you for risking getting caught by a man holding a knife and already slicing meat!\n\nGees, I thought I was adventurous until I read this one :)
Wedding crashers anyone??
9:00am- that's saved for another dinner.
jersey we pump our fists and our b.fs but dont u dare ask us to pump our damn gas!
HOLY SH...... Shirts and pants...