The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
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That's not bad luck, sweetheart. That's a bad decision that turned out to be a whole lot worse than you thought. Hope you enjoy the 'family reunion'...
Couldn't happen to a nicer guy.
Should've posted this on FML
It's called cheating. Not bad luck. Karma's a bitch
Since you've already fucked the sisters, time to fuck mom!!
Or them both! Hahaha
Cause you're a scumbag, with poor impulse control whose only out is to claim yourself a victim of sibling rivalry..
As long as she doesn't say anything your good, maybe she's into that kinda thing and now you've got something to look forward to at family events hahaha
You weren't wearing your glasses!
ur a champion
Ay at least you know you have a type.
which one was better? thats all that matters
Ive fucked cousins, but sisters would be epic! good job bro. Theres no ring on her finger...i say pick the one whos better in bed.
Easy fix: IF the sister brings it up, it threatens to, your defense is they look so much alike that you thought it WAS ur gf
Ask them if they're into fam-teaming. :D
If it was good then fuck it that's all that matters haha
Awkward put AWESOME
Way to keep it in the family brah!! XD