New definition for "rock bottom": Waking up in a puddle of your own puke, missing your fake tooth. Then having to dig through said puddle of puke for aforementioned fake tooth. Think it's time I quit partying so hard.
Is this your way of breaking up with me as my wingman?
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Not even close to rock bottom
Rock bottom is death
Pussy! Sack up and get back in the game! New Years Eve is coming!
Yes, cuz you should have found my tooth before I came to.
I like tfln just as much as the next guy , but some of these txt look way too scripted :/