If penises could fly, my ass would totally be an airport.
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anal sex in knoxvegas.
Knoxville is the greatest place on Earth....especially South Knoxville!!!
lame spin-off of dick's last resort
I hope a girl wrote this
that is one of the quotes that they write on the hats at the resturaunt "Dicks last resort" except its "if dicks could fly my mouth would be an airport" i garuntee this person was just trying to be funny by copying that. guess what...it didnt work
i used to work at dicks.. lame attempt on her part on trying to be funny. plus most of those quotes at dicks are used so many times a day, it really gets old!
yeah d00d! a big F u! way to go 947! high5 me?! sexy ;)
weee. sounds like a blasty blast.
3:01. There werent as many hookers til your mom and sister came into town. There's white trash everywhere.
well if its an airport then they just lay on top of her ass, airplanes don't usually dive underground at the airport last i checked, so maybe the penises are just caressing her bum, in which case she'd still be tight. . . and slightly weird.
definitely pass her off to the annoying guy. if shes taking that many dicks in her ass then it must not be very tight anymore and therefore wouldnt be worth it.
fuck everyone who posted above me
nasty skank nasty nasty
Disgusting. That's not something to boast about, dear.
Maybe ass is just a way of being general about her whole body. Like I say my ass is going home soon and I don't mean it literal
8:36- Does it really matter? Clearly this person is easy and offering free anal, pass'em off to that annoying guy we all know.
what a slut. gross.
knoxvegas doesnt flow very well...it's like a sad desperate attempt to be cool/funny
why are people telling other people to fuck off. . . random.
i'm from knoxville, many people here refer to it as knoxvegas, cheesedick. who says this txter is a chick? most girls i know like vaginal sex.
9:05 - Everyone there would call it Knoxvegas, Vegas for all the hookers, and Knox because the hookers are inbred white trash.
o my god is there a limit to how many times you can type fuck
lol YEAH FUXERSZ LOL
fuck everyone who posted below me.
DAMN! People, pull your sense of humor out of your asses and live a little. I don't care if it's off a hat in some cheesy dive...it was still kind of funny.
This must be the homosexual lounge... What's for dinner? U throwin a sausage fest?? There's a party in your mouth and everyones CUMing