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  • 68 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:48pm

    farrah fawcett has nothing to do with this text. and it's a GREAT one :) miley cyrus has got to be the least talented "performer" of all time. she sounds like she has been smoking for 90 years, cannot act one bit, and is kind of funny looking. if her father didn't have connections, theres NO WAY she would be where she is now. can't wait for her 15 mins of fame to be over

  • 67 65
    Submitted by clitterhitter420 on Jul 26, 10 at 11:11pm

    Don't worry is just a matter of tine before she's shooting up heroin while sucking cock with Linsey Lohan

  • 61 53
    Submitted by shotsEVERYBODY on Apr 14, 10 at 10:05pm

    Miley Cyrus? If u sing the song " the climb" while holding your nose, ya sound just like her

  • 63 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:05pm

    even if Miley fell off a mountain, she'd probably catch herself with that hideous overbite. Any guy here that's ever imagined her going down on you, just remember THAT.

  • 62 59
    Submitted by marissakate33 on Apr 6, 10 at 10:11pm

    hahahaahaha this is good.

  • 66 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:37pm

    the womans dead like an hour and people are already making jokes. god bless america<3

  • 63 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:51pm

    no one was making fun of anyone dying 3:49.....

  • 63 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:03pm

    man... i can't believe i used to like her. yuck. shes' a hipocrite. if u read interviews with her, she always talks about how nice she is and not a slut, but all evidence is to the contrary.

  • 52 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:46pm

    *out of breath* *looks around quietly* *....... kicks cable cutters underneath rug*

  • 64 68
    Submitted by lmaomt on Apr 5, 10 at 10:20am

    Every1 hopes so

  • 62 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:11am

    You guys fuckin' care too damn much about a 13 word text about a pop star. Grow up. Don't debate about it. Either laugh, or click the little button and go back to read more tflns. Jesus, shut the fuck up.

  • 66 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:33am

    I'm pretty sure that the people on here that are talking about Farrah fawcett have ADD. Miley Cyrus is the subject at hand. Focus people!

  • 53 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:18pm

    @4:13.. dont think of it as "in poor taste". think of it as kind of a tribute. a memorial of sorts. then its okay.

  • 55 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:00pm

    1) my family stopped inbreeding years ago 2) I'm not a hillbilly 3) I'm gonna jack off right next to 3:54 at the funeral 4) has been deleted due to content 5) lick my taint balls

  • 64 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:42pm

    not enough attention has been given to this gem of a text. bravo

  • 61 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:35pm

    I liked Farrah. It's a shame.

  • 57 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:53pm

    3:52, have my babies.

  • 53 51
    Submitted by ohioisfortaylor on Jan 17, 10 at 1:50pm

    agreed.

  • 58 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:52pm

    Fuck you all bitches

  • 64 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:15pm

    i love you guys, even Miss ihatejokes up there.

  • 55 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:06pm

    4:05 If there is a god, he'll knock out all her teeth when she falls off that mountain for that exact purpose.

  • 56 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:03pm

    how dare you say that, miley is a goddess, i cant wait til she turns 18

  • 55 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:12pm

    Even the part about anal on top of the coffin??

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:19am

    No. I'm sorry. Miley is a dumb bitch. Period.

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:09pm

    4:07 - Will Ferrel answered that question in Wedding Crashers. It is totally appropriate.

  • 55 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:36pm

    3:32, calm yourself. People on this website make such big deals sometimes about a joke. It's called a sense of humor...get one.

  • 54 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:43am

    LOL@4:05 i hate miley cyrus

  • 62 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:33pm

    She may be young but id fuck her

  • 61 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:13pm

    anal might be in poor taste due to the whole colon cancer thing, but vag sex is A OK! (thumbs up) balls

  • 46 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:42pm

    3:39 do you not see the farrah jokes above me?

  • 55 66
    Submitted by browneyedgirl420 on Mar 10, 10 at 1:35am

    LOL!!!!!

  • 57 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:04pm

    4:02 is fucking genius!

  • 50 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:00pm

    @3:34.... I love you- balls

  • 61 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:49pm

    making fun of someone dying isnt "a sense of humor" you retarded inbred hillbilly....any 4 year old can think of something crude to say....no brains whatsoever...

  • 58 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:42pm

    *rubs hands together in a very evil fashion* As do I, AS DO I!!

  • 51 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:02pm

    Let's get Michael Bay to direct Farrah's funeral. That way we can jack off to tits and explosions.

  • 64 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:44pm

    3:42 did you not see the miley post above that even? MILEY. not FARRAH.

  • 54 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:01pm

    YES. I effin' HATE that song...I make new lyrics when I hear the first couple of bars on the radio...

  • 60 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:48pm

    Miley's a conceited bitch. She needs to get off her goddamned pedestal. Yeh. I said goddamn. What now?

  • 56 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:41pm

    HAHAHA this is actually really funny

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:19am

    are all you people 8 years old? grow the fuck up.

  • 52 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:54pm

    @ 3:53 Farrah would have wanted it that way.

  • 50 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:45pm

    wow, people really are dense!! (thumbs up)

  • 55 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:39pm

    dude. 3:37. this is about how miley cyrus is retarded not farrah whatserface. god.

  • 49 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:30pm

    TRUEE THAT! i hate her. she is such a bad influence on young girls. and she's a hoeeee bag.

  • 46 58
    Submitted by greenlove17 on Jun 4, 10 at 9:58am

    Ditto

  • 51 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:23am

    i think destinys pretty cool...yeah i call her by the name she was born with....we're just tite like that

  • 51 70
    Submitted by jansun96 on Mar 14, 10 at 10:08am

    Way to represent 937

  • 53 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:47pm

    Dude I didn't know Farrah Fawcett was dead. TFLN is a great news source.

  • 57 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:27am

    Damnit, me too. I hate that song!

  • 52 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:53pm

    I would fuck the teenybopper out of Miley Cyrus, and I am still going to attend Farrah's funeral just so I can sit in the back row and jerk off. You nancies can lick my ballsack.

  • 50 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:11pm

    Ahh, Ohio. Man, I'm ashamed to say I'm from this area code. Get me outta here!

  • 39 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:33pm

    hahahahahahaha so do I my friend, so do I.

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:32pm

    How is wishing death on someone different than poking fun at Farrah Fawcett's death??? look at all the good nights on this one

  • 58 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:08am

    This text made my day.

  • 46 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:20am

    Where is she at, I'll make it happen.

  • 45 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:21pm

    touche 4:18 almost as a "FUCK YOU COLON CANCER" but in a literal sense balls

  • 47 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:34pm

    wow 3:32 it's called a fucking joke, calm down.

  • 48 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:07pm

    Is it appropriate to bring a date to a funeral? I would like to bend Miley over Farrah's coffin and throw her one in the pooper.

  • 43 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:25pm

    taylor swift isn't disney

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:40pm

    3:32 here, My point was that it is a joke. I was making plenty of jokes about Farrah Fawcett. I was saying that all the people asking for the Farrah Fawcett one to be taken down are all about this one. balls

  • 39 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:34pm

    I wish instead of cancer Farrah Fawcett had fallen off a mountain!! you are all hypocrits balls

  • 42 67
    Submitted by blows4freee on Mar 15, 10 at 7:36pm

    So proud to live here :)

  • 51 85
    Submitted by fangras08 on Feb 26, 10 at 11:40pm

    my name is hannah and i have to say i love you to whoever this is! i hate her sooo much..i cant introduce myself to ANYONE without them saying "Oh, like Hannah Montana!" AARGH!! ok im done..

  • 53 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:46am

    but swift is "besties" with all the disney people. so she says. fayullllll. miley-montana *will* fall off her psychological mountain just like britney did, only hopefully without the career revival. this is just going to be a side effect of having two personalities. the "deep, real her" and the disney blonde moneymaking "role model."

  • 46 76
    Submitted by [][][] on Mar 16, 10 at 11:34pm

    Gotta love all the 13 year old girls protecting that whore. What the hell are you 13 year olds on this site for anyway. You probably don't understand most of the texts. So get off. NOW. you killed FML and now your taking over TFLN..

  • 42 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:26pm

    I refuse to listen to anything hannah montana, swift, or jonas suck it disney

  • 48 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:55pm

    that was just my status on facebook....*high five*

  • 42 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:27pm

    yeah dude, if you hate the jonas brothers you SHOULD listen to swift, that oughta piss off eyebrows jonas

  • 44 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:43pm

    as a homophobe, i would rather fuck a homo than this hoe bag

  • 40 71
    Submitted by mmiller20 on Jun 9, 10 at 1:58am

    Dude I say this whole the time, seriously thought I was the only one

  • 50 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:57pm

    She's richer than any of you idiots will ever be, so regardless of your hating, SHE WINS.

  • 38 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:57pm

    @3:54 - amen, brother. Amen.

  • 45 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:37pm

    ha, great post. can't stand her.

  • 42 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:11pm

    back to the original text..... YES!!