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  • farrah fawcett has nothing to do with this text. and it's a GREAT one :) miley cyrus has got to be the least talented "performer" of all time. she sounds like she has been smoking for 90 years, cannot act one bit, and is kind of funny looking. if her father didn't have connections, theres NO WAY she would be where she is now. can't wait for her 15 mins of fame to be over

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:48pm
  • hahahaahaha this is good.

    Submitted by marissakate33 on Apr 6, 10 at 10:11pm
  • anal might be in poor taste due to the whole colon cancer thing, but vag sex is A OK! (thumbs up) balls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:13pm
  • i love you guys, even Miss ihatejokes up there.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:15pm
  • No. I'm sorry. Miley is a dumb bitch. Period.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 18, 10 at 8:19am
  • You guys fuckin' care too damn much about a 13 word text about a pop star. Grow up. Don't debate about it. Either laugh, or click the little button and go back to read more tflns. Jesus, shut the fuck up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 7, 09 at 1:11am
  • Every1 hopes so

    Submitted by lmaomt on Apr 5, 10 at 10:20am
  • LOL@4:05 i hate miley cyrus

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:43am
  • 4:07 - Will Ferrel answered that question in Wedding Crashers. It is totally appropriate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:09pm
  • 1) my family stopped inbreeding years ago 2) I'm not a hillbilly 3) I'm gonna jack off right next to 3:54 at the funeral 4) has been deleted due to content 5) lick my taint balls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:00pm
  • This text made my day.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 11:08am
  • 3:52, have my babies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:53pm
  • 4:02 is fucking genius!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:04pm
  • I liked Farrah. It's a shame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:35pm
  • even if Miley fell off a mountain, she'd probably catch herself with that hideous overbite. Any guy here that's ever imagined her going down on you, just remember THAT.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:05pm
  • Even the part about anal on top of the coffin??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:12pm
  • how dare you say that, miley is a goddess, i cant wait til she turns 18

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 1:03pm
  • Miley's a conceited bitch. She needs to get off her goddamned pedestal. Yeh. I said goddamn. What now?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:48pm
  • making fun of someone dying isnt "a sense of humor" you retarded inbred hillbilly....any 4 year old can think of something crude to say....no brains whatsoever...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:49pm
  • i think destinys pretty cool...yeah i call her by the name she was born with....we're just tite like that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:23am
  • not enough attention has been given to this gem of a text. bravo

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 9:42pm
  • 3:32, calm yourself. People on this website make such big deals sometimes about a joke. It's called a sense of humor...get one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:36pm
  • Don't worry is just a matter of tine before she's shooting up heroin while sucking cock with Linsey Lohan

    Submitted by clitterhitter420 on Jul 26, 10 at 11:11pm
  • Miley Cyrus? If u sing the song " the climb" while holding your nose, ya sound just like her

    Submitted by shotsEVERYBODY on Apr 14, 10 at 10:05pm
  • 4:05 If there is a god, he'll knock out all her teeth when she falls off that mountain for that exact purpose.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:06pm
  • Way to represent 937

    Submitted by jansun96 on Mar 14, 10 at 10:08am
  • @4:13.. dont think of it as "in poor taste". think of it as kind of a tribute. a memorial of sorts. then its okay.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:18pm
  • I'm pretty sure that the people on here that are talking about Farrah fawcett have ADD. Miley Cyrus is the subject at hand. Focus people!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 3:33am
  • the womans dead like an hour and people are already making jokes. god bless america<3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:37pm
  • no one was making fun of anyone dying 3:49.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:51pm
  • YES. I effin' HATE that song...I make new lyrics when I hear the first couple of bars on the radio...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 2:01pm
  • HAHAHA this is actually really funny

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 6:41pm
  • She may be young but id fuck her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:33pm
  • 3:39 do you not see the farrah jokes above me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:42pm
  • 3:42 did you not see the miley post above that even? MILEY. not FARRAH.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:44pm
  • *out of breath* *looks around quietly* *....... kicks cable cutters underneath rug*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:46pm
  • Fuck you all bitches

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:52pm
  • Ditto

    Submitted by greenlove17 on Jun 4, 10 at 9:58am
  • *rubs hands together in a very evil fashion* As do I, AS DO I!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:42pm
  • @3:34.... I love you- balls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:00pm
  • Damnit, me too. I hate that song!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 3:27am
  • hahahahahahaha so do I my friend, so do I.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:33pm
  • but swift is "besties" with all the disney people. so she says. fayullllll. miley-montana *will* fall off her psychological mountain just like britney did, only hopefully without the career revival. this is just going to be a side effect of having two personalities. the "deep, real her" and the disney blonde moneymaking "role model."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:46am
  • agreed.

    Submitted by ohioisfortaylor on Jan 17, 10 at 1:50pm
  • Ahh, Ohio. Man, I'm ashamed to say I'm from this area code. Get me outta here!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 5:11pm
  • LOL!!!!!

    Submitted by browneyedgirl420 on Mar 10, 10 at 1:35am
  • How is wishing death on someone different than poking fun at Farrah Fawcett's death??? look at all the good nights on this one

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:32pm
  • 3:32 here, My point was that it is a joke. I was making plenty of jokes about Farrah Fawcett. I was saying that all the people asking for the Farrah Fawcett one to be taken down are all about this one. balls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:40pm
  • wow 3:32 it's called a fucking joke, calm down.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:34pm
  • that was just my status on facebook....*high five*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 7:55pm
  • I would fuck the teenybopper out of Miley Cyrus, and I am still going to attend Farrah's funeral just so I can sit in the back row and jerk off. You nancies can lick my ballsack.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:53pm
  • @ 3:53 Farrah would have wanted it that way.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:54pm
  • TRUEE THAT! i hate her. she is such a bad influence on young girls. and she's a hoeeee bag.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:30pm
  • yeah dude, if you hate the jonas brothers you SHOULD listen to swift, that oughta piss off eyebrows jonas

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:27pm
  • Where is she at, I'll make it happen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 12:20am
  • Dude I didn't know Farrah Fawcett was dead. TFLN is a great news source.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:47pm
  • taylor swift isn't disney

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:25pm
  • @3:54 - amen, brother. Amen.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:57pm
  • Let's get Michael Bay to direct Farrah's funeral. That way we can jack off to tits and explosions.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:02pm
  • wow, people really are dense!! (thumbs up)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:45pm
  • Gotta love all the 13 year old girls protecting that whore. What the hell are you 13 year olds on this site for anyway. You probably don't understand most of the texts. So get off. NOW. you killed FML and now your taking over TFLN..

    Submitted by [][][] on Mar 16, 10 at 11:34pm
  • man... i can't believe i used to like her. yuck. shes' a hipocrite. if u read interviews with her, she always talks about how nice she is and not a slut, but all evidence is to the contrary.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 27, 09 at 6:03pm
  • dude. 3:37. this is about how miley cyrus is retarded not farrah whatserface. god.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:39pm
  • Is it appropriate to bring a date to a funeral? I would like to bend Miley over Farrah's coffin and throw her one in the pooper.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:07pm
  • are all you people 8 years old? grow the fuck up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 11:19am
  • I wish instead of cancer Farrah Fawcett had fallen off a mountain!! you are all hypocrits balls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:34pm
  • my name is hannah and i have to say i love you to whoever this is! i hate her sooo much..i cant introduce myself to ANYONE without them saying "Oh, like Hannah Montana!" AARGH!! ok im done..

    Submitted by fangras08 on Feb 26, 10 at 11:40pm
  • I refuse to listen to anything hannah montana, swift, or jonas suck it disney

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 26, 09 at 4:26pm
  • ha, great post. can't stand her.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 3:37pm
  • Dude I say this whole the time, seriously thought I was the only one

    Submitted by mmiller20 on Jun 9, 10 at 1:58am
  • as a homophobe, i would rather fuck a homo than this hoe bag

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 11:43pm
  • back to the original text..... YES!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:11pm
  • touche 4:18 almost as a "FUCK YOU COLON CANCER" but in a literal sense balls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 25, 09 at 4:21pm
  • She's richer than any of you idiots will ever be, so regardless of your hating, SHE WINS.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 18, 09 at 9:57pm
  • So proud to live here :)

    Submitted by blows4freee on Mar 15, 10 at 7:36pm