I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
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It's like a really adult version of the Kool-Aid man.
LMFAO!!! I pictured the same thing when I read it! It's not just me...
Difficult to walk with hard leg, she'd better go to him.
hulk smash cervix! !
seriously what is up with hulk crotch? he gets bigger then a tank yet his size 34 jeans still fit? fuck that noise id be mad too if my wiffleball bat sized cock was trapped and squished
be knocking down helicopters by doing the helicopter
yer fuckin killing me tonight
let me see it
@Kevin. Maybe that's what chicks say to you. If I were you.. Go homo because you sound like a douche
LOL. This is OP and yes, i am a girl haha. I like em big, easier to ride that way (;
(503) is obviously a dude...no chick gets excited about that.
Women don't? You, dear, are totally off base.
seriously hedo, you're gonna be one hell of a catch for a lucky guy (assuming it hasn't happened already of course)
Awww, I feel so loved. Every man loves a woman that can handle herself. Ha!
hedo just morphed into Kevin spacy for that
Morphed? I am Kevin Spacey!
Yeah, I'm really just an old Dickie-do. LOL!
Yeah, seconding Hedonistic's WRONG! My first thought on reading this was "I would totally be 503".