He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF
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Dave works in mysterious ways.
It's bud so he was protecting you from piss
I love bud!!
Bud lite? No loss there.
wasting a beer deserves a throat punch
its alcohol abuse!!
That's a chop
Thats a paddlin
loooord whyyy?..... Cuz I'm wrathful bitch!!
NEVER WASTE BEER
Stupid - but makes me lol
hahha this is the funniest thing I've seen on here in a long time...
I love drunk sharing!
There is another 914 text about a guy named Dave knocking someone out because they said "yolo". I wonder if it's the same Dave....
Anyone who WILLINGLY drinks Bud deserves to get slapped.
R u okay cause that must hurt!
Dave sounds like an asshole in the end.