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  He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF

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  (914): He threw me a bud light and when I opened it he smacked it out of my hand because "Dave giveth, and Dave taketh away". WTF http://tfl.nu/rz1g
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  Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Nov 24, 11 at 9:13am

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  Dave works in mysterious ways.

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    Submitted by Phantasmagoric on Nov 24, 11 at 11:03am

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    *worketh :P

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  Submitted by powerstrokeguy on Nov 24, 11 at 9:08am

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  It's bud so he was protecting you from piss

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    Submitted by shellsbells on Nov 24, 11 at 10:22am

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    I love bud!!

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  Submitted by funzo on Nov 24, 11 at 9:44am

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  wasting a beer deserves a throat punch

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    Submitted by squingebob on Nov 26, 11 at 7:19pm

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    its alcohol abuse!!

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  Submitted by WesPip on Nov 24, 11 at 4:38pm

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  Bud lite? No loss there.

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  Submitted by hellothere0510 on Nov 25, 11 at 3:24am

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  hahha this is the funniest thing I've seen on here in a long time...

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  Submitted by peener on Nov 24, 11 at 12:04pm

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  That's a chop

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    Submitted by BlackDS on Nov 26, 11 at 11:20pm

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    Thats a paddlin

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  Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 25, 11 at 2:29am

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  loooord whyyy?..... Cuz I'm wrathful bitch!!

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  Submitted by crys_70339 on Nov 24, 11 at 9:11am

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  Lmao

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  Submitted by Naughtylilfoc on Nov 24, 11 at 1:46pm

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  I love drunk sharing!

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  Submitted by RighteousDiego on Nov 29, 11 at 4:23pm

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  Anyone who WILLINGLY drinks Bud deserves to get slapped.

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  Submitted by B1gBadB1lly on Nov 29, 11 at 7:46am

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  Dave sounds like an asshole in the end.

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  Submitted by coolguy213818 on Nov 25, 11 at 3:07am

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  R u okay cause that must hurt!

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  Submitted by missfidycool on Feb 28, 12 at 9:12am

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  Stupid - but makes me lol

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  Submitted by NYCdood on May 18, 12 at 2:57pm

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  There is another 914 text about a guy named Dave knocking someone out because they said "yolo". I wonder if it's the same Dave....

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