She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
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BEST. MOM. EVER.
You feed her cock, she feeds you sandwich. Win win!
your life is bro
Happy birthday. Hope you do something nice for her on hers.
She is a goddess.
You win at life.
You sir are a gentleman and a scholar!
If only we all were that lucky
It was the best dream ever, I didn't want to wake up!
Wow what a selfish girl. She is supposed to feed and suck at the same time, not alternate.
Thanx Rachel Ray!!!
That's a hell of a woman.
Keep her forever
Def marrying potential.
U lucky bastard
no fucking way
Omg, if you were just playing wow at the same time I believe you'd have attained true greatness.
IT'S A TRAP!! RUN!!
blowing me and bologna
That's cause she needed more head cheese for your sandwich
Mee soo hoonnnrryy!!! Haha
I honestly believe that the comments to these texts are funnier than the text itself.
Shes a keeper
fake. this could never happen
clearly, you just don't know how to catch a good woman.
clearly. i mean who the fuck likes getting blow jobs anyway? and sandwiches you didn't have to make yourself? so lame.