She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
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BEST. MOM. EVER.
You feed her cock, she feeds you sandwich. Win win!
your life is bro
It was the best dream ever, I didn't want to wake up!
She is a goddess.
That's a hell of a woman.
Happy birthday. Hope you do something nice for her on hers.
Def marrying potential.
You win at life.
You sir are a gentleman and a scholar!
Keep her forever
Wow what a selfish girl. She is supposed to feed and suck at the same time, not alternate.
Thanx Rachel Ray!!!
That's cause she needed more head cheese for your sandwich
Omg, if you were just playing wow at the same time I believe you'd have attained true greatness.
If only we all were that lucky
U lucky bastard
IT'S A TRAP!! RUN!!
I honestly believe that the comments to these texts are funnier than the text itself.
blowing me and bologna
no fucking way
Mee soo hoonnnrryy!!! Haha
Shes a keeper
fake. this could never happen
clearly, you just don't know how to catch a good woman.
clearly. i mean who the fuck likes getting blow jobs anyway? and sandwiches you didn't have to make yourself? so lame.