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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:48pm

    You know, that's a common thing with us Matt's.

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      Submitted by CrazdPyroManiac on Jul 15, 10 at 5:37pm

      did your girlfriend forward that to simply saying "its true" too?!?!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 3:43pm

    The name Matt is short for Matthew, which means "gift from God"...so there's your answer right there. -Matt (God)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 3:41am

    First, she was faking it. Second, your name is Matt so therefore, you are in terrible in bed. Third, I would like to roundhouse kick Avril Lavigne. Forth, what if God was one of us?

    • Submitted by dantheman3384 on Jan 30, 10 at 12:53pm

      Hey maybe she wasn't faking...but if I had to guess, I'd say she's probably a fat ass.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:51pm

    I would blow any guy named matt. Serious correlation between the name and sexiness. I'd even do it passionately.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 3:29am

    Matt's are gifts from God. I know my Matt is!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 10:06am

    Ditto to that 9:03 haha :)

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:04pm

    Sorry, "frist" was a typo... I believe the correct spelling is "fuck off"

    • Submitted by Herschel on Jan 27, 10 at 12:54am

      Now now, Bill Frist isn't that bad of a guy...

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 8:42pm

    Dude. Been there. One word: keeper.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 3:20pm

    Wow, nice work!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 3:18pm

    Lol yea every matt I know is sexy as hell

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 5:57pm

    LMFAO. epic

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 2:58am

    Lol my boyfriends name is Matt :D

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 8:43pm

    Ha okay 825 it may be old but it's still fuckin awesome. Stop getting your panties in a bunch

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    Submitted by breakfast on Jan 27, 10 at 5:34am

    oh my! she must have been yelling out "God" so much that this poor guy got confused! its like "hey, im pretty sure my name is matt, or is it?!?!?!" ahahahhahha! LOL! omg

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:10pm

    Yeah everyone named Matt is a beast. I know this and it isn't even my name.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 5:03pm

    My name is Matt as well and if you want plesure like this contact me

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 8:56pm

    Woohoo, my name is Matt

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 10, 10 at 1:08am

    Grrr I wish my name was Matt, I'd get so much more pussy.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 10:56pm

    Ha fail triple post

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 7:46pm

    That screaming you heard was me in her pants... Sorry bout that... Ps. I think I woke ur parents up.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 8:37pm

    MESSAGE

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 11:01pm

    Haha that's funny as hell

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:16pm

    Lies, my name is god...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 9:12pm

    My name is Mattlets hope same thing happens to me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:51pm

    She was prb faking it

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:01am

    Like my spelling of repricutions

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:21pm

    Haha

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:50pm

    Wat is frist?

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    Submitted by xhauntedpassionx on Sep 5, 10 at 11:45am

    I know a girl that dated pretty much every Matthew in our town that is between the ages of 14 - 21. That's like... Seven... She's fourteen. o.o

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 9:15pm

    All my friends named Matt are always horny

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 31, 10 at 10:46am

    They really need names, or usernames or something for this site... It pisses me off trying to figure out who said what and when...

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 4:35am

    3:41 hahahaha so random lol fuck Avril Lavigne

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 11:15pm

    Hey 651 I'm Matt

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    Submitted by andersen216 on Jun 22, 11 at 1:43am

    I know a Jew named matt

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 2, 10 at 1:19am

    Lol I know what that feels like. Although I was sorta embarrassed the next morning because his freinds must have heard me hahaha. I was high and having a awesome time what can I say..

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 1:00am

    I agree with the posts here as another matt that is good in bed

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    Submitted by funnyhaha on Jan 27, 10 at 9:03am

    Awesome I hope to find out for myself soon with a certain Matt

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 16, 10 at 3:36pm

    My name is Matt and I'm not always horny but I do know my way around a girl when I need to.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 10:16pm

    letttts fuck. haha

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    Submitted by Briana21 on Feb 6, 10 at 7:12pm

    Thats funny cuz i do the same thing. scream Matt and then say oh my god haha

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 11:00pm

    Haha epic. I used to date a guy named Matt and he was AMAZING!!!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 4:34pm

    No one really cares. Fucktards.

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    Submitted by skittlesreaper on Dec 7, 10 at 5:14pm

    i would not be surprised if this came from my area code soon

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 12:02am

    Well what if she was just imagining she was with god instead of u

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 12:27am

    My man name us Matt. Hehe matts are lucky guys. I've had sex with like 4 matts -girl next door

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 11:00pm

    To 6:51 maybe we should talk my name is Matt

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 9:19pm

    She was totally faking it, but good story.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:39pm

    2:21 is frist. any questions?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 1:25am

    Dude, I went to the bar this evening after checking out this text, and tried it out while hitting on a girl. Saying your name is Matt gets them in bed.

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 7:30pm

    LMFAO

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 9:21pm

    She was totally faking it, but good story.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 8:25pm

    This a retarded OLD joke idk why people are voting it up, except maybe the people who use this shit are retarded

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:48pm

    @2:39 Yeah, define "frist"?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 6:04pm

    Beast

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 3:18pm

    My Matt is amazing in bed as well

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 29, 10 at 8:56am

    alright ;)

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    Submitted by geisha89 on Aug 8, 10 at 10:12pm

    Hey, if my Matt is as good with his penis as he is with his tongue, I get the feeling he's gonna be sending this text as soon as we get down to it too!

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 12:01am

    10:46... Meh I kinda like it anonymous. Can say whatever u want with no repricutions that way

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:46pm

    Not

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    Submitted by mattsgirl81 on Feb 9, 11 at 2:16am

    My man's name is Matt.....ands he's incredible in every way possible..

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    Submitted by LolaLynn15 on Sep 11, 10 at 7:12pm

    hey matt how old are you? if your 16-25 email me at playerslandmark@gmail.com

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 9:20pm

    She was totally faking it, but good story.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:21pm

    Frist

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    Submitted by baseballbuddy91 on Jan 13, 11 at 9:37pm

    that's how it is with me

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 27, 10 at 12:05am

    Nice

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 28, 10 at 11:21pm

    10:16 my name is Matt let's go

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    Submitted by Mattyo710 on Aug 26, 11 at 8:34pm

    God I love having the name Matt!!

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    Submitted by doglegs on Sep 5, 11 at 4:56pm

    she must of been a verging

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 9:06pm

    SUCCESS! My names Matt to!

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    Submitted by GottaBeKittenMe on Jul 25, 13 at 12:46am

    Was she screaming "No"?

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    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 22, 10 at 7:41pm

    We Matts really are sex gods aren't we. Thank you urban dictionary.

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    Submitted by doglegs on Sep 5, 11 at 4:57pm

    you must of put in the wrong hole