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  • Lol 10:52, the girl's got taste; she selects the finest and they each have lingerie values! Hahaha I want to know what kind of mom also approves of such a whore? Unless her mom herself is the same. Oh who are you fucking tonight honey? Because Brett is in the dryer, Jason is missing a button, Chase is in the waching-machine, and Matt is dirty! Oooh I hope it is Justin we just bought him and I want to see him on! Fucking whores!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:10am
  • I just hope you have a pink teddy in your drawer named Jen for that one time you decided to experiment.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:50am
  • I have names for each of my vibrators ... I name them after guys I have slept with ... I try to find the dildo that is most like the guy ... Kenny (from when I was 22) is still my fave

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 17, 09 at 11:11pm
  • ummm hi. can we please not be mean to me? thanks.

    Submitted by aly_baja on Mar 15, 10 at 2:59am
  • Any lingerie that can be put in a dryer was probably bought at Wal-Mart. Keeping it classy.

    Submitted by pretentiousduh on May 18, 11 at 12:00pm
  • wow, seriously? did you seriously do that seriously?

    Submitted by poop12 on Jul 9, 10 at 4:15am
  • Sweet my names Brett! Lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:42pm
  • Her mother washes her lingere and she's ok with that? Damn if she has that many lingere items i think she would try washing them herself at least

    Submitted by PaigeL on Jun 14, 10 at 3:04pm
  • Seriously?! Seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:42am
  • Haha yeah agreed there really is a problem if you are getting lingerie and having your mom wash it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:39am
  • Who cares about living arrangements? I want to know why she needs different lingerie for different men? Are they that picky?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:52am
  • Well, she doesn't necessarily have to be living with her mom. What if her mom came to visit and decided to help with the laundry? This would make sense why she wasn't used to monitoring her lingerie names.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:07am
  • These pretzels are making me thirsty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:19am
  • 11:31 not slutty? do explain...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:37pm
  • 2:21 is an insecure bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 7:23pm
  • My name is Brett too ooo this is a great day for Bretts everywhere

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:11pm
  • Well played 11:10. I love you (no homo, if you're a guy).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:19am
  • 10:39 hit the nail on the head. Why is your mom washing your lingerie?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:42am
  • 11:10 is fucking hilarious

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:13am
  • 2:21 is an insecure prude who can't get any. And vibrators are fun. OP is kind of a massive slut though- if you were doing your own laundry and were in college, fine, but in high school you're just trash. Lastly, 11:10 wins.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 7:44pm
  • your mom washes your lingerie? awkwaarrddd

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 5:38pm
  • She probably names them after the guy she specifically bought it to wear for, and I must admit, this does sound rather slutty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 2:04am
  • Whoa calm down 2:21. No need to get so pissed over a whore living with her mom. Just laugh it off. You're here for humor, I hope.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 2:41pm
  • Wait wait does she mean this seriously? Or jokingly? Sorry I didn't catch it, can anyone clear that up for me?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 10:33pm
  • this is only lame if she repeatedly wears the same lingerie for each guy. doesnt wearing the Brett every single time youre with Brett get boring?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 12:44am
  • Thats what happens when promiscuos adults live with their folks!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:16am
  • 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 8:12pm
  • lol this is the greatest and NOT slutty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:31pm
  • I probably know you...

    Submitted by WideVocabulary on May 27, 11 at 12:26pm
  • Omg this is actually really funny hahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 2:03am
  • I so wanna meet you........

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 13, 09 at 11:18pm
  • My names Tterb. On Tuesday Brett and I high-Five over her back. 

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 14, 09 at 5:02am