I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
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Lol 10:52, the girl's got taste; she selects the finest and they each have lingerie values! Hahaha
I want to know what kind of mom also approves of such a whore? Unless her mom herself is the same.
Oh who are you fucking tonight honey? Because Brett is in the dryer, Jason is missing a button, Chase is in the waching-machine, and Matt is dirty! Oooh I hope it is Justin we just bought him and I want to see him on!
Any lingerie that can be put in a dryer was probably bought at Wal-Mart. Keeping it classy.
I just hope you have a pink teddy in your drawer named Jen for that one time you decided to experiment.
I have names for each of my vibrators ... I name them after guys I have slept with ... I try to find the dildo that is most like the guy ... Kenny (from when I was 22) is still my fave
ummm hi. can we please not be mean to me? thanks.
Sweet my names Brett! Lol
wow, seriously? did you seriously do that seriously?
Her mother washes her lingere and she's ok with that? Damn if she has that many lingere items i think she would try washing them herself at least
Haha yeah agreed there really is a problem if you are getting lingerie and having your mom wash it
Well, she doesn't necessarily have to be living with her mom. What if her mom came to visit and decided to help with the laundry? This would make sense why she wasn't used to monitoring her lingerie names.
These pretzels are making me thirsty
Who cares about living arrangements? I want to know why she needs different lingerie for different men? Are they that picky?
11:31 not slutty? do explain...
2:21 is an insecure bitch
My name is Brett too ooo this is a great day for Bretts everywhere
Well played 11:10. I love you (no homo, if you're a guy).
11:10 is fucking hilarious
10:39 hit the nail on the head. Why is your mom washing your lingerie?
She probably names them after the guy she specifically bought it to wear for, and I must admit, this does sound rather slutty.
your mom washes your lingerie? awkwaarrddd
2:21 is an insecure prude who can't get any. And vibrators are fun.
OP is kind of a massive slut though- if you were doing your own laundry and were in college, fine, but in high school you're just trash.
Lastly, 11:10 wins.
Whoa calm down 2:21. No need to get so pissed over a whore living with her mom. Just laugh it off. You're here for humor, I hope.
Wait wait does she mean this seriously? Or jokingly? Sorry I didn't catch it, can anyone clear that up for me?
I probably know you...
this is only lame if she repeatedly wears the same lingerie for each guy. doesnt wearing the Brett every single time youre with Brett get boring?
Thats what happens when promiscuos adults live with their folks!
Omg this is actually really funny hahah
I so wanna meet you........
lol this is the greatest and NOT slutty.
My names Tterb. On Tuesday Brett and I high-Five over her back.