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  • In soviet Russia your vag falls out of a condom

    Submitted by FuhQ37 on May 8, 10 at 1:45pm
    • probably one of the best "soviet russia" jokes i've heard. it's a bit old these days, though.

      Submitted by TheNewGuy03 on May 8, 10 at 7:48pm
  • Who said it wasn't her boyfriend??

    Submitted by STD on May 8, 10 at 12:18pm
  • What else u got up there?

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 9:10pm
  • Can I have "Disgusting Images I'd Love To Get Out Of My Head" for $500 Alex?

    Submitted by RaCk on May 8, 10 at 6:31pm
  • 12:16...so just becuase people have sex now makes them a whore?

    Submitted by wrestle614 on May 8, 10 at 12:17pm
    • If thats the case that insult doesn't hold a whole lot of weight anymore.

      Submitted by RyanM on May 8, 10 at 6:52pm
  • She might not\nBe a whore but when an old condom falls outta your vag that's just trashy

    Submitted by johnson34 on May 8, 10 at 7:28pm
  • Anyone who thinks she's a whore is probably a virgin

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 1:22pm
  • Why is she a whore? Did you ever think the condom could have belonged to a boyfriend? Even husband? This is funny. Even if it's a little gross

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 11:20pm
  • You didn't notice at the time?

    Submitted by skeezer on May 8, 10 at 2:54pm
  • 122 is probably a virgin

    Submitted by Chalmers15 on May 8, 10 at 2:11pm
  • Idk of this is the girl I had sex with yesterday but if so sorry!!

    Submitted by cackcack on May 9, 10 at 10:53pm
  • Definitely a whorish comment...

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 12:27pm
  • Lol it's happened to me, sometimes after fucking as you go soft, the condom kinda loosens up and when you pull out it doesn't always go with you. But I've never left one in a girl that long,

    Submitted by fd1 on May 8, 10 at 12:37pm
  • She needs to get Plan B, stat!

    Submitted by Mouse_Attack on May 8, 10 at 12:35pm
  • The only determining factors as to whether or not she is a whore are these: does she know who left the condom there? And how long has it been there? If either of these are answered with "no" or "I don't know" she is indeed a whore.

    Submitted by mguessford on May 9, 10 at 10:51am
  • Haha, small penis!

    Submitted by lostinkansass on May 8, 10 at 2:09pm
  • Yeah this is obviously real, it happened a lot with an ex who had a really really tight slit. If I finished and we laid there for awhile, when I'd pull out she rip the condom right off with her tight snatch. I always noticed and immediately probed her until I grabbed it because she always freaked out. I would think you could feel that inside you but i guess not...

    Submitted by StanSitwell on May 10, 10 at 8:39am
  • the truth is that's nasty-Cleveland Brown voice

    Submitted by thetruth13 on May 8, 10 at 5:12pm
  • WTF?

    Submitted by samanthaRae on May 8, 10 at 2:54pm
  • it's happened to me before. I was all good.

    Submitted by pie6 on May 10, 10 at 9:58pm
  • ... Your dads penis was too small I guess

    Submitted by lolcake on May 9, 10 at 9:08am
  • Maybe it was a female condom, you can't always assume everyone is a whore.

    Submitted by lolzzatmp3 on May 9, 10 at 2:10am
  • This is lame and not funny said charlesdickins

    Submitted by charlesdickins on May 8, 10 at 12:29pm
  • Haha that was really funny

    Submitted by screwhead713 on May 8, 10 at 12:25pm
  • *barf*

    Submitted by Banged_your_mom on May 8, 10 at 8:38pm
  • how do you not realized that's in there?

    Submitted by Anonymous1024 on May 8, 10 at 8:53pm
  • Dumb

    Submitted by bienlunee on May 8, 10 at 12:15pm
  • Ok this doesn't make her slut, could have been sex with her bf. so you people need to back off. However how the F did you not know it was in there in first place. I mean i think losing a condom would be something a guy notices

    Submitted by GoldenMe on May 8, 10 at 6:48pm
  • Ewww gross

    Submitted by APromiseToBurn on May 8, 10 at 9:12pm
  • that's happened to my whore roomate who also stuck 3 tampons up her nasty snatch cus she kept forgetting claiming she " didn't feel them" ahahaha

    Submitted by beantownsnooks on May 8, 10 at 11:54pm
  • ...and then the long lost treasure of egypt was found...

    Submitted by iReKKLeSS on May 9, 10 at 2:17pm
  • Must have been in you awhile to text that piece of info. You didn't know?

    Submitted by Michguy on May 8, 10 at 12:50pm
  • Sick, wonder how long it was in there.

    Submitted by MercureyMI on May 9, 10 at 1:08am
  • What a slut ! Come on guys if a chick doesn't feel a condom in her and she pisses it out then she's a slut !

    Submitted by bigtone on May 9, 10 at 12:03am
  • Girls who say vag.... Bad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 5:08pm
  • Fuck you all for wasting perfectly good oxygen

    Submitted by fecalface on May 9, 10 at 11:38am
  • Gross

    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on May 8, 10 at 3:46pm
  • In Soviet Russia, they quit telling these jokes because idiots like you ruined them!

    Submitted by tacoheart on May 8, 10 at 2:02pm
  • A friend once went down on a girl in cancun and as he was tongue kissing her vag he fished out a used condom with his mouth. True story

    Submitted by Rutherford on May 10, 10 at 12:08am
  • Marriage material. Well in Russia.

    Submitted by pike1346 on May 8, 10 at 2:53pm
  • Story of my life... And I'm a dude

    Submitted by _party_ on Jun 5, 10 at 3:31am
  • WTF!!! SLUT!!!

    Submitted by werechic on May 8, 10 at 6:25pm
  • EEEEEEEWWW.

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 7:40pm
  • Can we say ewwwwww!

    Submitted by mandaslilsis on May 8, 10 at 5:35pm
  • id like to just point out that however funny this is.... anyone with a rudimentary knowledge of the female anatomy should know that a girl would not push said condom out while peeing.... that means it just kinda slipped out.... coulda been stuck to her butt or somethin

    Submitted by whointucson on May 9, 10 at 1:20am
  • Honey, I feel ya. Happened to me once.

    Submitted by rnidenberg on Jul 24, 12 at 2:20pm
  • She was a ho, fa shoooo

    Submitted by itsbuckyb on May 8, 10 at 4:37pm
  • Like....gross.

    Submitted by PercivalJenkins on May 8, 10 at 3:48pm
  • Fucking slut i dont think it's that's hard to keep track of a condom. Your vag must be a massive st black hole

    Submitted by Anonymous on May 8, 10 at 11:48pm
  • Maybe the cure for cancer is in that gaping vortex you call a vagina

    Submitted by dickhurtz on May 9, 10 at 11:07am
  • Wow! Hopefully nothing was in it!

    Submitted by meghanlovesscott on May 8, 10 at 12:48pm
  • It makes her a slut because she didn't remember having sex

    Submitted by mae on May 9, 10 at 12:08am
  • Stay classy Ohio Valley!

    Submitted by herpderp6 on Jun 15, 12 at 11:47pm
  • Your not a whore. If that was your boyfriend... You go girl :)

    Submitted by lilbabymarj on Jan 8, 11 at 8:32am
  • Siiiiiick! Whoever made this shit up is probably some gross fat waste of life 40 year old "male"

    Submitted by ghostov on May 9, 10 at 6:36am
  • Carlin Hicks

    Submitted by Beaglehead on May 8, 10 at 5:40pm