id like to point out that while i was just peeing a condom fell out of my vag.
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In soviet Russia your vag falls out of a condom
probably one of the best "soviet russia" jokes i've heard. it's a bit old these days, though.
Who said it wasn't her boyfriend??
What else u got up there?
Can I have "Disgusting Images I'd Love To Get Out Of My Head" for $500 Alex?
12:16...so just becuase people have sex now makes them a whore?
If thats the case that insult doesn't hold a whole lot of weight anymore.
She might not\nBe a whore but when an old condom falls outta your vag that's just trashy
Anyone who thinks she's a whore is probably a virgin
Why is she a whore? Did you ever think the condom could have belonged to a boyfriend? Even husband? This is funny. Even if it's a little gross
You didn't notice at the time?
Definitely a whorish comment...
122 is probably a virgin
She needs to get Plan B, stat!
Lol it's happened to me, sometimes after fucking as you go soft, the condom kinda loosens up and when you pull out it doesn't always go with you. But I've never left one in a girl that long,
that's why after u bust, u hold the condom on your dick as you pull out.
sounds like a risk not worth taking
^ You sir are a genius
Idk of this is the girl I had sex with yesterday but if so sorry!!
the truth is that's nasty-Cleveland Brown voice
Haha, small penis!
Yeah this is obviously real, it happened a lot with an ex who had a really really tight slit. If I finished and we laid there for awhile, when I'd pull out she rip the condom right off with her tight snatch. I always noticed and immediately probed her until I grabbed it because she always freaked out. I would think you could feel that inside you but i guess not...
it's happened to me before. I was all good.
Maybe it was a female condom, you can't always assume everyone is a whore.
... Your dads penis was too small I guess
The only determining factors as to whether or not she is a whore are these: does she know who left the condom there? And how long has it been there? If either of these are answered with "no" or "I don't know" she is indeed a whore.
This is lame and not funny said charlesdickins
Haha that was really funny
how do you not realized that's in there?
that's happened to my whore roomate who also stuck 3 tampons up her nasty snatch cus she kept forgetting claiming she " didn't feel them" ahahaha
Ok this doesn't make her slut, could have been sex with her bf. so you people need to back off. However how the F did you not know it was in there in first place. I mean i think losing a condom would be something a guy notices
Sick, wonder how long it was in there.
Must have been in you awhile to text that piece of info. You didn't know?
...and then the long lost treasure of egypt was found...
In Soviet Russia, they quit telling these jokes because idiots like you ruined them!
Girls who say vag.... Bad.
Marriage material. Well in Russia.
Fuck you all for wasting perfectly good oxygen
What a slut ! Come on guys if a chick doesn't feel a condom in her and she pisses it out then she's a slut !
A friend once went down on a girl in cancun and as he was tongue kissing her vag he fished out a used condom with his mouth. True story
Story of my life... And I'm a dude
Can we say ewwwwww!
She was a ho, fa shoooo
id like to just point out that however funny this is.... anyone with a rudimentary knowledge of the female anatomy should know that a girl would not push said condom out while peeing.... that means it just kinda slipped out.... coulda been stuck to her butt or somethin
Fucking slut i dont think it's that's hard to keep track of a condom. Your vag must be a massive st black hole
Honey, I feel ya. Happened to me once.
Maybe the cure for cancer is in that gaping vortex you call a vagina
Wow! Hopefully nothing was in it!
It makes her a slut because she didn't remember having sex
Stay classy Ohio Valley!
Your not a whore. If that was your boyfriend... You go girl :)
Siiiiiick! Whoever made this shit up is probably some gross fat waste of life 40 year old "male"