So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
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Then take it in the ass until you can resume polishing knobs
Your dentist knows you're a whore, hah.
I think she's learned to give that warning from experience.
there goes your night job...
should have 'misunderstood' and thought she said EVERYTHING
Does tea-bagging qualify as sucking??
These Pretzels are making me thirsty!
Well technically she didn't say you couldn't BLOW anything.
if you actually BLOW...\nyour doing it wrong
sounds like you've earned the title of being the town whore...good job
Honestly it was an honor simply being nominated.
And the dentist has been your "patient" how many times?
What defines a "good blow job"
Wow, OP sounds like a really gross person. Lmao how embarrassing to be such a sad whore
you are all assuming the op is a girl... what if it was a guy? that would be way funnier I think ;)
Yea.,.. That's a sign that you need to set your priorities differently
Haha I love green lights!!
This is so funny; Im going to pee myself. \nHa... Ha...
Mayb op had a tooth pulled? U can't suck anything...not even a drink thru a straw or else u can get a dry socket ....so how does that make the op a whore?