he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
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I got a tattoo on my cock that says "shor"t, but when it gets hard, it says " shortys truck stop, Chattanooga Tennessee"
A guy walks into a tattoo parlour and asks the artists to tattoo a hundred dollar bill on his dick. The artist asks why, and the guy replies "Three reasons. I like playing with my money, I like watching my money grow, and this way, if my wife wants to blow a hundred bucks, she doesn't even have to leave the house."\n\nSorry OP, it was funnier the first time.
Sounds like a guy from CA I used to know.
It's actually really old. A friend of once said something like that but with "Webster's Dictionary" instead. That's a LOT of words.
FIRSTTTTTTTTT BEAST YO!!!!!
Who Dat ?!
814 is the hillbilly part of PA that I am glad I'm nit from. Fuckin stupid ass rednecks. Pittsburgh and Philadelphia should just seperate from the rest of the state. Were all the matters. 412 baby!!!
I'm gonna get Caution: choking hazzard tatooed above my cock
lol way to represent Erie. we like to keep it classy.
GAVIN?? PLEASE STOP TELLING US ALL ABout YOUR WEEKENDS
We dat!! Geaux saints!!!
I bet he wouldn't put the words, 'Fuck no! You can't get a dick tattoo' in your mouth.
JOSE IS THIS YOU? DUDE KEEP THAT SHIT TONUR SELF!!
Hell I would put long words down your throat till you gag and choke.
2003 called they want their innuendo back
104 hahahahah that's sexy
I lick beer from girls tight assholes :)
I want to get a tattoo of a rainbow on my dick that way I can tell women taste the rainbow while they blow me and for tge record I am not serious that would hurt to much
This guy is a freaking genius
That was used on Nick cannons wildin out a few years ago
That's actually pretty funny
That would hurt
I liked this the first time when it was a dollar bill tattoo
That's really unoriginal.