he told me he wanted to get "words" tattooed on his penis so he could say hes always putting words in my mouth..
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I got a tattoo on my cock that says "shor"t, but when it gets hard, it says " shortys truck stop, Chattanooga Tennessee"
A guy walks into a tattoo parlour and asks the artists to tattoo a hundred dollar bill on his dick. The artist asks why, and the guy replies "Three reasons. I like playing with my money, I like watching my money grow, and this way, if my wife wants to blow a hundred bucks, she doesn't even have to leave the house."\n\nSorry OP, it was funnier the first time.
It's actually really old. A friend of once said something like that but with "Webster's Dictionary" instead. That's a LOT of words.
GAVIN?? PLEASE STOP TELLING US ALL ABout YOUR WEEKENDS
814 is the hillbilly part of PA that I am glad I'm nit from. Fuckin stupid ass rednecks. Pittsburgh and Philadelphia should just seperate from the rest of the state. Were all the matters. 412 baby!!!
Who Dat ?!
I'm gonna get Caution: choking hazzard tatooed above my cock
I want to get a tattoo of a rainbow on my dick that way I can tell women taste the rainbow while they blow me and for tge record I am not serious that would hurt to much
Sounds like a guy from CA I used to know.
FIRSTTTTTTTTT BEAST YO!!!!!
lol way to represent Erie. we like to keep it classy.
We dat!! Geaux saints!!!
JOSE IS THIS YOU? DUDE KEEP THAT SHIT TONUR SELF!!
104 hahahahah that's sexy
I bet he wouldn't put the words, 'Fuck no! You can't get a dick tattoo' in your mouth.
This guy is a freaking genius
That's actually pretty funny
2003 called they want their innuendo back
Hell I would put long words down your throat till you gag and choke.
I lick beer from girls tight assholes :)
That was used on Nick cannons wildin out a few years ago
That would hurt
I liked this the first time when it was a dollar bill tattoo
That's really unoriginal.