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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:03pm

    I got a tattoo on my cock that says "shor"t, but when it gets hard, it says " shortys truck stop, Chattanooga Tennessee"

  • 98 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:08pm

    Classic

  • Submitted by Herschel on Jan 24, 10 at 9:51pm

    A guy walks into a tattoo parlour and asks the artists to tattoo a hundred dollar bill on his dick. The artist asks why, and the guy replies "Three reasons. I like playing with my money, I like watching my money grow, and this way, if my wife wants to blow a hundred bucks, she doesn't even have to leave the house."\n\nSorry OP, it was funnier the first time.

  • 89 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 9:44pm

    Horrible

  • 84 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 26, 10 at 2:28pm

    It's actually really old. A friend of once said something like that but with "Webster's Dictionary" instead. That's a LOT of words.

  • 82 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:45pm

    I want to get a tattoo of a rainbow on my dick that way I can tell women taste the rainbow while they blow me and for tge record I am not serious that would hurt to much

  • 91 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:48pm

    That's actually pretty funny

  • 88 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:46pm

    First BIZZ!!!!!

  • 87 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:55am

    Haha marvelous

  • 91 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 6:05am

    Who Dat ?! ~ Premeau

  • 80 80
    Submitted by tiff1885 on Jan 24, 10 at 7:21pm

    lol way to represent Erie. we like to keep it classy.

  • 81 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 9:18pm

    That would hurt

  • 85 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:03pm

    Sounds like a guy from CA I used to know.

  • 74 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:10pm

    Pathetic

  • 82 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 11:34pm

    814 is the hillbilly part of PA that I am glad I'm nit from. Fuckin stupid ass rednecks. Pittsburgh and Philadelphia should just seperate from the rest of the state. Were all the matters. 412 baby!!!

  • 82 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:39pm

    GAVIN?? PLEASE STOP TELLING US ALL ABout YOUR WEEKENDS

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:10pm

    FIRSTTTTTTTTT BEAST YO!!!!!

  • 66 65
    Submitted by clitterhitter420 on Jul 24, 10 at 11:39pm

    I'm gonna get Caution: choking hazzard tatooed above my cock

  • 75 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 10:44pm

    Lameeeee

  • 71 77
    Submitted by b_wack on Feb 1, 10 at 10:38pm

    This guy is a freaking genius

  • 76 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:59pm

    WHO DAT!

  • 77 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:40pm

    JOSE IS THIS YOU? DUDE KEEP THAT SHIT TONUR SELF!!

  • 74 85
    Submitted by L8rsontheMenjay on Jan 25, 10 at 1:26pm

    2003 called they want their innuendo back

  • 73 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 12:46am

    Hell I would put long words down your throat till you gag and choke.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:06pm

    First!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!¡¡

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:08pm

    I bet he wouldn't put the words, 'Fuck no! You can't get a dick tattoo' in your mouth.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 9:47pm

    104 hahahahah that's sexy

  • 79 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:08pm

    I bet he wouldn't put the words, 'Fuck no! You can't get a dick tattoo' in your mouth.

  • 76 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:44pm

    Epic win?

  • 74 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:46pm

    I liked this the first time when it was a dollar bill tattoo

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:10pm

    FI(R)ST¥

  • 73 91
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 9:43pm

    Wow

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 7:08pm

    CUNTCUNTCUNTCUNT

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 1:04am

    I lick beer from girls tight assholes :)

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 8:24pm

    That was used on Nick cannons wildin out a few years ago

  • 64 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 24, 10 at 9:44pm

    That's really unoriginal.

  • 58 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 25, 10 at 3:47pm

    We dat!! Geaux saints!!!