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  • You didn't ask the bartender how big his dick was.

    Submitted by dawgero on May 11, 11 at 1:04pm
  • If you have to ask you cant afford it.

    Submitted by Stucco on May 11, 11 at 5:07pm
  • You didn't ask. You drunkenly pulled out a ruler and gave him a look

    Submitted by pinkamature on May 11, 11 at 2:33pm
  • but the funny thing is... the bartender wasnt actually a guyO.o

    Submitted by agroupofninjas on May 11, 11 at 1:44pm
  • It was big, fat and long and is still stuck up your pinhole

    Submitted by niceman on May 11, 11 at 10:07pm
  • You did. It was a little more than a mouth full.

    Submitted by W_T_F on May 11, 11 at 1:06pm
  • Insert obligatory line about him answering with a cock tale.

    Submitted by haliganbar on May 11, 11 at 9:03pm
  • I would have just shown you if you asked.....there is too much confusion when trying to estimate length.

    Submitted by MajorJohnson on May 11, 11 at 2:20pm
  • He said it was a longneck.

    Submitted by soutex on May 11, 11 at 1:27pm
  • Hoe lol

    Submitted by rastakena on May 11, 11 at 1:24pm
  • Lololol

    Submitted by joebinbird on May 11, 11 at 10:05pm
  • You did, and then he said something about throwing a telephone pole into the grand canyon, and it wouldn't help much...whatever that means ;)

    Submitted by Shrewd42 on May 12, 11 at 11:40am