Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
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You didn't ask the bartender how big his dick was.
If you have to ask you cant afford it.
You didn't ask. You drunkenly pulled out a ruler and gave him a look
but the funny thing is... the bartender wasnt actually a guyO.o
It was big, fat and long and is still stuck up your pinhole
You did. It was a little more than a mouth full.
Insert obligatory line about him answering with a cock tale.
I would have just shown you if you asked.....there is too much confusion when trying to estimate length.
He said it was a longneck.
You did, and then he said something about throwing a telephone pole into the grand canyon, and it wouldn't help much...whatever that means ;)