This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
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a midget, a tire iron, three cans of reddi whip, car keys, extra batteries, pocket watch, a novelty rubber chicken, dog bone...
Well atleast we all know u have a grimmey loose goose . Slut !
I'm the midget, somebody help me out, I've been in here for like 2 weeks.
stop hoarding things in your vagina. its not good.
4:14, obviously you have no experience with girls. If you did, you would know that the clit isn't INSIDE the vagina. It's within the outer labia, but not in the vaginal cavity itself. Dumkauf.
Well obviously someone has never been able to please girls.
hmmm....everyone else seems to be making the slut reference's.....maybe she just had the IUD put in??? Not as fun as calling her a slutty whore...but realistic as well
what a waste of a tfln
Maybe she's 80 and has alzhimers !! Or just a dirty whore !!!
12:25 Jesus would prefer you saved passing judgment for Him. Not your job. I hope there's a special place in hell for Christians who try to do his job. Have fun.
Does it itch?..if so, maybe it's your fishy smelling fingers....
Having two tampons up there is never fun...
2 lists: one for whos been in there and two as more of a bucket list of who u would like to be in there that way if you wake up drunk and dont remember who just mark one off the number 2 list and throw it on number 1...good chance its a number 2 well good enough lmaooooo
Or maybe shes just another worthless slut
Wow, slut, go a day without thinking a dicks in u..
Well, if it helps you, there's a clit somewhere inside it....start searching..