I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
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Thats sadder than the movie itself...
He was probably crying and using his tears as lubricant...
Worst visual ever.
So you lost a girl, jerked off to Titanic and lost a friend by sending this text? That's a really shitty day!
Why would u even share that with anyone?! LOL!!
The best way to get over someone is to get under someone else!
WOW, poor guy. Honesty usually is the best policy but tmi way outweighs that.
in my heart we will always jerk on....
I feel you dude
Maybe he's talking about the dance?
Worst TFLN and worst night ever
Awww so pathetic.
She left you because you're the slow jerk.
Made my day
I'd let you fuck my face to get over her
This makes ME depressed it's so pathetic.
Ew gross celine dion...lol
that's the saddest thing I've ever heard.