Seriously why is the deadbolt locked. This is the second time I'm having to sleep on the porch using my boots as my pillow. I can't wait till the next time your drunk.
Shhh, I'm sleeping. Just let it happen Jess.
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serves you right for the 'your'
sounds like a window needs to be left unlocked from now on
Peroxide in shampoo...
Eventually after hours on the porch I did jump my fence and climb through my bathroom window. Don't ask why I didn't just open the gate cuz I couldn't tell you.
I'll C U Next Tuesday then Jess
Tech students I'm guessing....
Or Wayland Baptist ROFL
Ha ya my roommate is an ass. But apparently he was just as fucked up as I was.
depending on the size of your porch and zoning regulations, I would suggest putting a couch on it, works great if you lose your keys too
Now to add all the other 806 colleges... It could have been students from: WTAMU, Amarillo college, Clarendon college, Frank Phillips college, South Plains college. I think that's all of them.
Only in the Texas Panhandle
What a bitch