I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
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abstinence leads to anal and blowjobs..proven fact..its why teen pregnancy is down but stds and anal tearing is at an all time high
there is so much win in that statement
there is so much win in nunubeast
nunubeest* fucking autocorrect
I AM A MONSTER TRUCK WHO WALKS AS A MAN!!
yeah, fuck it hard!
Thank god somebody got that
Only if you say "please"...
this is an amazing demand!!
If she is a bitch. Leave her and let her bar slut for the season.
Do what the woman says!
i like how everybody assumes this is a guy. i would honestly say something like this.
Seems obvious to me OP is a female...those that have true experience, know
anal tearing can be fixed. herpes on the other hand...
I don't understand why there are so many racial jokes on this text..?
like which ones?? or do you mean sexist?
Pretty sure OP is a dude
who cares if the op is a guy or girl
@dericky they are "sexist" comments NOT racist. and they're only taken as "sexist" if any of us females take offense to them which honestly I DON'T, do any other females!?!
Thx for this one !!