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  • Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 24, 11 at 7:41pm

    abstinence leads to anal and blowjobs..proven fact..its why teen pregnancy is down but stds and anal tearing is at an all time high

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      Submitted by Wolf32889 on Dec 24, 11 at 8:56pm

      there is so much win in that statement

      • 27 45
        Submitted by bulllwinkle on Dec 26, 11 at 9:52am

        there is so much win in nunubeast

        • 32 44
          Submitted by bulllwinkle on Dec 26, 11 at 9:53am

          nunubeest* fucking autocorrect

          • 36 39
            Submitted by nunubeest on Dec 26, 11 at 5:29pm

            I AM A MONSTER TRUCK WHO WALKS AS A MAN!!

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    Submitted by Hedonistic on Dec 24, 11 at 4:49pm

    Only if you say "please"...

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    Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 24, 11 at 7:36pm

    Fuck abstinence

    • 36 51
      Submitted by skatedonthate on Dec 25, 11 at 2:33am

      yeah, fuck it hard!

      • 39 40
        Submitted by BirdDog on Dec 25, 11 at 10:38am

        Thank god somebody got that

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    Submitted by preppygirl on Dec 24, 11 at 11:06pm

    i like how everybody assumes this is a guy. i would honestly say something like this.

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 24, 11 at 11:36pm

      Seems obvious to me OP is a female...those that have true experience, know

  • 67 55
    Submitted by ipheer on Dec 24, 11 at 4:14pm

    Yes, ma'am.

  • 48 49
    Submitted by dynasty55 on Dec 24, 11 at 6:17pm

    Do what the woman says!

  • 44 47
    Submitted by ejy1989 on Dec 24, 11 at 9:13pm

    this is an amazing demand!!

  • 48 56
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 24, 11 at 8:13pm

    If she is a bitch. Leave her and let her bar slut for the season.

  • 40 51
    Submitted by slinging_liquor on Dec 26, 11 at 9:24am

    anal tearing can be fixed. herpes on the other hand...

  • 41 57
    Submitted by dericky on Dec 25, 11 at 9:24am

    I don't understand why there are so many racial jokes on this text..?

    • 31 43
      Submitted by kdogchatterbox on Dec 25, 11 at 11:06am

      like which ones?? or do you mean sexist?

  • 36 50
    Submitted by Pengz on Dec 27, 11 at 12:39pm

    Yes ma'am

  • 33 44
    Submitted by Cidou on Dec 25, 11 at 10:14am

    Thx for this one !!

  • 39 67
    Submitted by Matthewvaughn on Dec 24, 11 at 4:32pm

    Pretty sure OP is a dude

    • 35 47
      Submitted by shellsbells on Dec 25, 11 at 12:10pm

      who cares if the op is a guy or girl

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    Submitted by zlewis83 on Dec 11, 12 at 12:20pm

    @dericky they are "sexist" comments NOT racist. and they're only taken as "sexist" if any of us females take offense to them which honestly I DON'T, do any other females!?!