i'm behind the bar giving him a hand job. i need stuff to make my foot stop itching.
okay, this is where i needed to clarify that i was kidding before when i said that jizz helps mosquito bites. but let me know how that goes. for future reference.
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I'm not saying you're the smartest person but you totally get an A for effort.
The inside of a banana peel gets rid of the itch from a mosquito bite.... Learned it from fruit ninja :P
I bet I can guess her hair color
(DUDE!?!?). He's just kidding. It's a cure for rashes, acne, and gingivitis.
It makes your teeth whiter too. And is great for a sore throat.
You're pretty talented if you can text and jack someone off at the same time. Either that, or you're rubbin' a nubbin.
Actually, my friend did a science experiment in regards to this - and it's true, it does work!
...but how are you typing?!
Sweety! Next time, try an ice cube for those mosquito bites!
if this is not fake...262 call me
Wow you could have just used calamine lotion!!!