she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
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Smart! Now you got the STD she was trying not to pass on. Enjoy!
What a piece of shit. I hope she bites your dick off while she's going down on you, because clearly you don't deserve to be a father. Ever.
I hope she gave you the clap, douche.
You are an asshole..when she's pregnant because of it it'll be real funny when you're paying child support for the next 18 years and have a kid for the rest of your life
Wow, it's been said plenty already, but you are such an asshole. I mean, shame on her for not making sure that it was on...because there is definitely a noticeable difference, but still. Karma is gonna bite you in the ass HARD one day, my friend.
I don't even understand how this could be funny. So now you either have a disease or have become a father now. Or both. How is that funny?
Or, you know, neither, since having sex doesn't automatically guarentee either.
Are you TRYING to get sued? FYI if you gave her anything, you can be both sued and prosecuted for battery. Good luck fuckwad; karma's a bitch.
what a cockpiece.
You are a complete ass
She asked about the condom because she has herpes. Congrats. You do too now.
Yeah that's really not funny...at all.
Uhm hey stupid shits how is it the girls fault? She asked him if the condom was on. Yeah forget about the fact that if she was pregnant this poor excuse for life just ruined hers so he could get his dick wet. I hope you suffer, op
you know, i'm actually really disappointed in this website. i have submitted a couple of times and i guess they didn't make the cut cuz they weren't funny enough or something. but i thought that was fine because at least they weren't letting just any douchcock post what they wanted. but to let this asshole post this is really upsetting. i kinda hope that both the poster and the screener who let this through get raped in jail.
11:10, you may think you don't have an STD. It sometimes takes months before symptoms show up for certain ones. Oh, this text just adds proof why guys are fucking irresponsible and terrible. not funny, at all
Thank you for making the sweeping generalization about men. I was really hoping the rest of us would get blamed for the bad apples!
Thats true. I'm a girl and i know most guys dont just fuck around and be douche bags like this. cause they dont wanna get a girl pregnant or get an std just ad much as a girl doesnt. so i agree that generalizations should not be made.
Wonder if , you will tell her... Ur "Child Support" is home in ur dresser... As well!
You're a scum bag.
Now watch her have the ultimate revenge. She has AIdS and was trying to be safe. You just fucked yourself over!!!!
You're a fucking disgusting pig.
What an asshole
You are the reason I only have sex while in a relationship. You are a horrible, disgusting pig. I hope she's not pregnant, even though I'd love it if you'd have to pay child support. I hope you have an STD.
4:30, I hope you were just saying that to troll and not actually in seriousness. Because otherwise, way to be a total cliche of douchebaggery.
I hope you contract ball cancer....
oh dick move
hmm...well hopefully, no one spread diseases, and a child wasn't conceived. :\\ not cool, dude...not cool...
You know, my Dad's a prosecutor and he's gotten a guy convicted for pulling that stunt. \nIt's a breach of contract. Her consent was dependent on the condom. No condom = No consent. True facts.
U complete fuckin asshole....
this made me sick to my stomach.not funny at all.\nThat is why you ask them to put the condom on for them.
you're an asshole.
Epic win yes indeed
I would have twisted your dick so hard you would haven't been able to use it for a long f. g time.
in soviet russia, no jokes are made. Instead forgotten condom strangle you.
I love how them sleeping together makes the girl a slut and the guy a champion. Way to be sexist
Why thumbs down? This is some gangster ass shit
Skin on skin let the fun begin
OP, you and that slut are the exact reason that STDs thrive. Great job, stupid!
Lol the girl is just as much at fault...she just took a random guys word for it
I think it's fucking hilarious and any one who thinks other wise needs to lighten the fuck up.
you guys this is just a joke i've heard it before
This is fucked up...and really low
@3:05 no she did not ask that at all learn to read. She asked if he had a condom. At which point she should have seen him put one on. The guy is a dick for doing this but she is just as much at fault here.
Sucks gettin herpes...
She'll have him by the balls for the next 18 years. This really just backfired on him.
Good luck with those herpes.
This is just a dick move. The guy is a douche and the girl is just a dumbass.
Awful behavior from that guy. Still, she should have known he was not wearing a condom. That wasn't smart on her part!
Wow you are the epitome of a douchebag and it should be ilegal for you to breathe cause clearly you have a neurone deficit. And probably AIDS by now asshole.
1110 your a disgrace to life, along with the OP.
two words. daddy daycare
@3:57 I know how to read obviously, I managed to read your comment and respond to it.. Like i'm doing now. And who's to say they weren't drunk? This is tfln, she could have been hammered, at which point it wouldn't be surprising if she didn't notice.
By that mentality you're going to get brought up on sexual assault charges. If it's alright to assault someone because they passed out drunk then it's okay to cut someone's neck because they passed out drunk.
By that mentality you're going to get brought up on sexual assault charges. If it's alright to assault someone because they passed out drunk then it's okay to slit someone's throat because they passed out drunk.
Fucker. Hope someone serves you child support papers. Then you can tfln about that.
ohh god you dillhole.
@4:13 and exactly what part about getting hammered and going home with some random dude does not make you also at fault?? Being drunk does not mean you aren't responsible for shit. Our prison population would drop in half if everyone could just say ohh well I was hammered so it's not my fault. Comon now get a life
don't assume they were hammered, and "comon" isn't a word, genius.
dude, she was LIED TO. it's not like she was too drunk to care about using protection, but she asked him and he was a douche about it. sure she could've checked but who's the liar here?!
By that mentality you're going to get brought up on sexual assault charges. If it's alright to assalt someone because they passed out drunk then it's okay to cut someone's neck because they passed out drunk.
She didn't care enough to check? It's her fault for taking a random guys word for it.
you're the worst kind of person, i hope you die.
Grade A douche-fuck
Dick move asshole.
You are a loser. I'm guessing it was your first time?
She didnt ask if he had 1 on tho.
Comon.... How do you not notice him not putting on a condom?? I agree bad move on his part, but fuck take some damn responsibility for what you put in your slut hole
3:16, are you actually taking this guys side you dumb shit?
Shady as fuck dude. Not cool. ; /
You ass hole. That's horrible!
She will find it in her cunt eventually
What does being hammered have to do with prison populations..? You're kind of dumb :( it doesn't excuse their actions, but some people on here are saying it's strictly the girls fault for what transpired. I mean, if you weren't so fucking stupid maybe you'd realize I was trying to say that the guy as well.. Well, mostly, was at fault.
Haha your a fagget.
That's terrible fuck you op.
Hahahahaha that's awful but hilarious
Girls need to be degraded showed by this amazing specimen above
Everyone lighten up, the guy is a champion......the girls a slut
how the fuck is the guy a champion and the girl a slut? your obviously just a moron.
Keepin it classy Massachusetts !
Obviously the OP is a complete ass.
Wow ur an ass
Not cool dude, that's not funny but your braggging about it??? Wtf
What a asshole. The girl is at fault too, but not as much as this dickhead. Way to be a complete and total douchebag.
Joke will be on you when you get some poor girl pregnant. And G-d be with that poor kid.
thanks for spreading STDs you dickface
Your a good man
Hope she gives you herpes or some until now unknown STI that makes your dick rot and fall off.
Why are so many guys such dumbasses? They don't want kids, but they pull stunts like this. Unbelievable.
Ur a douche
It's the girl's fault? She's the one who asked if he had a condom.
Enjoy being a baby-daddy, genius.
Is soviet Russia they dresser leaves u at home on the condom.
Fail. Glad I'm not in your state so I don't have to pay child support for your bastard children.
Wow. Using no condom without someone's consent is an UNCONSENSUAL SEX ACT. In other words, it's sexual assault. This is not. funny. at. all.
Lol you da man broski
it might have come off in her
Ok 1102 you shouldn't wish cancer in anyone. But this guy is a huge dick
I hope she got pregnant
This was me!!! I did it to my coworkers girlfriend !!!!
who hasn't raw-dogged it before? I have plenty of times but I don't have a baby or an std. it's the girls fault anyways she shoulda known so dont get mad at the op.