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  • Of COURSE there's poo in her butt, were you expecting roses in there or something?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:21pm
  • should have jacked off into her ice cube tray

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:34pm
  • oh my god someone had poo in their butt!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:12pm
  • i agree... if you stick your finger in someones ass and aren't grossed out just by the fact that you stuck your finger in their ass, you deserve to be poo'd on.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:09am
    • are you 12

      Submitted by shwadinger on Feb 26, 10 at 12:31am
    • yeah, you don't understand do you?

      Submitted by slimshady1212 on Oct 16, 11 at 11:47pm
      • So it's now immature to think you shouldn't stick your finger in someone's ass? Let me put that into perspective... the only people who would do that are either 18 month old babies who don't know better, or homosexuals. Which one are you? Ahh, that's right....closet case right there.

        Submitted by shaylee413 on Nov 13, 11 at 9:37pm
  • rule of thumb: if a girl tells you she's classy, she isn't.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:11pm
  • Given that this happened in Boulder, I'm gonna go ahead and guess that this is a very true story. hahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:15pm
  • I thought that is where poo belonged. I would say its your fault for sticking your finger there in the first place

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:36pm
  • I agree with 9:22. You probably have aids. And every other STD in history. Including some known previously only in monkies.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:23pm
  • Can we all focus on what's important here?? Some one needs to locate and sterilize both of these gems.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:17pm
  • Ok, 571 is Boulder VIRGINIA, 303 & 720 are Boulder COLORADO. One is in the sketchy, hick south, the other is voted the best place/the smartest place/the sexiest place/the fittest place to live by magazines such as Forbes and Newsweek. Classy in Boulder CO means $2Billion+. Classy in Boulder VA means 200+.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:16am
    • having class isnt all about money you shallow pos

      Submitted by mk5317 on Aug 3, 10 at 9:23am
      • Ya, It's about having Swine Flu while sleeping on a peed on mattress in a Heroine addicts house... chalk one up for Virginia...

        Submitted by 0hSnap on Aug 15, 10 at 5:40pm
    • thank god i live in CO!

      Submitted by mz_baer on Aug 15, 11 at 2:24pm
  • Wait, THATS MY MOM!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:17pm
  • apparently some guys have no standards... wondering why you stayed in the first place, and if you even really wanted to leave. musta been fukkin desperate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:14pm
  • Why in the hell would you stick your finger up a one night stands butt? Diiiirty!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:37am
  • how did you know it was a heroin mattress? it coulda just been a cum stained..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:15pm
  • Wow. Your standards must be exceedingly low.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:36pm
  • 9:45 why is it lame that someone condensed multiple texts into one tfln?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:59pm
  • you stick a finger in her butt and don't expect poo to be in there? now us girls have to make sure our butts are unnaturally clean as well???? bahahahah

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 2, 09 at 10:39am
  • why would you put your finger in her butt... In the first place...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 25, 09 at 8:47am
  • if she was that disgusting, why would you have spent the entire night with her? and yeah, definitely wouldn't enjoy a finger shoved up my ass so if anyone ever does try it I hope there is poo so they won't do it ever again.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:02am
  • meh..it probably is boulder, co. CU has about 50 cases of suspected swine flu right now, which we all like to blame heavily on the Californians bringing back from the LA area. that'd make the most sense anyhow, seeing as a girl this classy could only be a Californian import.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 1:18am
  • Wow. Don't put your finger in a girl's ass if you don't want to feel poo. Just sayin'. Plus most girls don't even like that. *shudder*

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:40am
  • It's scary that some of you have the right to vote. They should make you take a test first. Raising children and voting, two of our most important responsibilities, yet any dumb ass can do it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 6:57pm
  • Thank you 11:54, this would NOT happen in Boulder, CO. And all you 3oh!3 idiots...did you read the text? Don't take credit for this bullshit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:05am
  • Hey. Don't Mess with Texas-- It's not nice to pick on retards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:44am
  • That's what you get for living in Boulder

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:58am
  • BOULDER! is the best

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:03pm
  • there are two t's in BUTT

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:37am
  • @9:45 I will never understand why people think that just because a text is long that it is fake. iPhones don't have a text limit, so you're obviously poor & have a crappy phone.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:20pm
  • Everyone dissing Boulder.... It's all the douchebags and skanks from California and Tex-ass that bring the town down! The actual locals are great people.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 10:41am
  • June 8, 2009 9:34PM must also be from Boulder. LoL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:57am
  • Are there lots of sexy men either in or originally from Texas who are well-endowed?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 2:35am
  • Sad thing is, she probably IS the classiest girl in Boulder :-/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 12:34am
  • 10:01 here, just wanted to let the Texas guy know that Colorado isn't really Yankee. They had almost no involvement in the Civil War. Also, Texas is a shithole full of arrogant douchebags.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:20pm
  • ballarado bitch. 3oh!3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:53pm
  • Thanks for this post. You just made me feel a lot better about myself as a person.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 7, 09 at 2:48pm
  • You can type the fucking bible in an iPhone text and it will b one text...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 10:39am
  • This text is effing disgusting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:37pm
  • why is everybody still talking about boulder, CO? havent we established like 8 times now that this is about boulder, VA? jesus christ.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:15am
  • boulder, colorado is the shit. just saying. :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:51am
  • if ur phone doesnt suck thatll fit in a text message

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:54pm
  • Fuck em up fuck em up go CU!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 16, 09 at 3:18pm
  • omfg this is an awful thing to happen even more awful it's 571

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:57am
  • Boulder ain't that bad. shaddup everyone. if you're not from Colorado shut your dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:03am
  • all I have to say is I <3 Boulder. and boulder chicks are NOT like that.........she was probably imported from Cali. Ewww

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:49pm
  • I hope Texas secedes. Everyone wins. They don't have to deal with "Yankee bitches" and we don't have to deal with...well, we all know what Texans are like.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:21pm
  • You stayed. Must be your type, your class.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:24pm
  • there is something called 'standards'... u don't have them boulder is NOT that bad... if you attract sick nasty people you can attract them anywhere and fuck all of you people saying 'what i hear about boulder...' grow the fuck up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:49am
  • Douche bags. 571 is Arlington/Fairfax VA, not Boulder Va, which is about 7 hours away. Boulder, CO is where he is talking about becuase he is some tree hugging hippie out of state college kid that likes to stick his dick in the dirty locals. And you think 571 is a poor area? Check again retard it lies in the one of the richest counties in the US. June 9 11:16 am

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 17, 09 at 12:25am
  • happens all to often!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:09pm
  • i sleep on a heroin mattress. don't hate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:38am
  • everything is bigger/better in Texas!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:36pm
  • there is no such thing as Boulder, Virginia retards. This person obviously is from VIRGINIA and goes to school in COLORADO. people go to school out of state. it does happen. this is not rocket science. jesus.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:45pm
  • Oh, shit. guess whos never going to Boulder? This chick. WOW

    Submitted by Jadarhymes on May 10, 10 at 3:36am
  • you're all fucking retards. Eat a dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:43pm
  • So, don't go home with random chicks?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:53pm
  • yeah! thanks for dubyuh you bastards!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:27pm
  • You invented a text to get on texts from last night and the content of the text makes you look like a desperate loser. Fantastic.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:02pm
  • Why are people arguing about Texas??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:06am
  • I like a shitty butthole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:05pm
  • 9:53: This is Boulder, Virginia, and cut that 3oh!3 bullshit out. It's embarrassing.Shit, what are we, Texas?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:01pm
  • 11:16 there are some nasty skank bitches in boulder trust me i lived there. shut your stupid mouth not everyone in boulder is rich

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:48pm
  • you guys are made for each other

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:04am
  • You's a punkbitch if you don't know bout boulder

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:31am
  • poo in her butt.......ewwww!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:46pm
  • Dear 3OH!3 You are obviously not from CO...so stop referencing our shitty band. And dear God...this might be the same girl my friend found...if so...you need to get tested ASAP

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:20pm
  • WOW. probably the worst night ever. Get tested, in fact, take a bath in lysol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:27pm
  • Texas sucks, Colorado doesn't. Never been to Boulder, so it may or may not suck. The poster is a rockstar who obviously just wanted to get some sleep after these goings on and was awoken by the diseased hag at 7am by her coughing and again at 10am from her pissing the bed. I'm betting he left right then. Stop the hate, this is funny shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:01am
  • Sounds like my ex. Fuck her face

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 12:55am
  • Everyone who's saying fuck boulder hasn't been there or has met our fine men and women of law enforcement. Jus playin, they're pigs, every last one.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 8:56am
  • june 20, 2:37 i love you.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 1:39pm
  • that is hysterical...no joke.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 2:47am
  • This is why Fort Collins is far better than Boulder

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 6:19pm
  • boulder is the shit. i cant think of anywhere else where you can go hiking and blaze with your friends in the mountains, then get drunk and try to go tube down a class 4 rapids river, all why surrounded by some exceptional babes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 9:45pm
  • y did u put ur finga in herr but???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 2:58am
  • Obviously not the 303. We are much classier here.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:54pm
  • sounds like a night i had in Camas. Good times man, good times.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 3:41pm
  • lmao damn boulder is the shit though! u gotta find a girl on pearl st.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 09 at 8:23pm
  • too bad it is Boulder, VIRGINIA.... google it!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:08am
  • hahahahahhaha thats all bad..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 09 at 12:24pm
  • June 8, 2009 9:34PM the first one must be from Boulder!! LoL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:55am
  • 10:01 what is that about texas you yankee bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:38pm
  • probably my old roommate

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 4:12pm
  • there is way too much going on in this text, i had to read it about ten times and i still don't understand what happened.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 6, 09 at 9:29pm
  • to june 10th 1:29pm. Fucking Idiot! Your what Alan from the Hangover would call a Ritard!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 20, 09 at 2:37pm
  • stop dissing on boulder its got its nice places and its weird places just like everywhere else

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:50pm
  • Not all Boulder girls are that "classy"... LOL I'm proud to say I am nothing like that -- she sounds awful.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:41pm
  • 9:45 My phone would be able to fit it in one text message (Palm Centro)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:06pm
  • no one is from boulder in boulder...CU is just amazing so everyone out of town and state go there...their are at most like 100 kids actually from boulder so stop hating!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:46am
  • Why the hell would you stay there thriugh all that??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 8:32pm
  • when are people going to realize that boulder only contains dirty hippies?...classy is not even in their vocabulary

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:48pm
  • Uhh I would suggest SEVERAL courses of the strongest antibiotics you can get your hands on sir, and quickly...fugking gross!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:45pm
  • I know someone who would say this, wow.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 8:07am
  • Three words: Go. Get. Checked.

    Submitted by hentailover on Apr 6, 10 at 1:06pm
  • Awwwww that's fuckd up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 2:51pm
  • I've had crazier nights in boulder. Best place in the world.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:03pm
  • LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 16, 09 at 4:12pm
  • Classy and boulderare never two words I would puttigether. Especially if the girl goes to CU

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 7, 09 at 12:30pm
  • the fact that you stayed after seeing the mattress on the living room floor is stupid but you stayed until 10am. you must've liked the shit on your finger.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 9:28pm
  • thats a long text message...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 3:32pm
  • if someone can find a boulder, va please post the link...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 8:45am
  • I know that whore. I can tell u which hospital sheceorks at if u wanna meet her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 4:18pm
  • someone please tell me that this is not about my roommate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:10pm
  • One, I'm an original NOVA girl and I still love Texas. Two, 571 is not Boulder, VA. It's NOVA's cel area code [Fairfax, Prince William yada yada] ... So stop being dumb. And hey, some people like a finger up their butt. Don't hate.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:26am
  • Thank you, 4:17, I was thinking the same thing. The only way he would've "felt poo" is if she was about 5 seconds away from taking a shit on his chest. Then again, some guys are in to that. You never know.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:50am
  • that's why you don't stick your finger in a girl's butt. It's not made for that. It's made for poo. Stop sticking fingers where they don't belong asshole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 12:21pm
  • hahahahhahahhahahhahahahhahahhahaha I know this girl, she is my girlfriends roomate

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:34pm
  • You fingered her asshole and didn't think of the possibility that there might actually be feces in there?

    Submitted by chromezombie on Apr 13, 10 at 8:48pm
  • damn dude!! I guess you really needed some lovin if you stayed after 5. Hope you didn't catch the swine flu buddy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 21, 09 at 3:13pm
  • 1:43 youre just a bitter ass....everyone knows texas is the best

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:48am
  • Anyone who goes to school in Boulder would understand why this is fucking hilarious. Yes lots of girls on campus are like that. Not all, but lots.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:12am
  • I live about 20 miles from boulder and I've been there far too often..you got played player..there's no such thing as a classy girl in Boulder.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 1, 09 at 2:26am
  • Y the fuck wood u finger her ass hole

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 21, 09 at 9:27pm
  • there are some fucked up girls in boulder. but if you leave the house from 5=8:30 PM you can catch the right ones- Ones from California. oohhh yeaahh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 9:12am
  • I'm from NOVA, and my brother recently moved to Colorado, not Boulder, but not far from it, and every time I read this I question if it could be him and that just makes it a million times more disgusting.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 11:21pm
  • Is she like 3????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 14, 10 at 7:54pm
  • Fake. Ever heard of 160 max?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 5, 09 at 11:37pm
  • If it wasn't for all the good breweries in boulder, I'd never go

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 6, 09 at 3:29am
  • HAHAAH HILARIOUS...SOOME PEOPLE ARE FUCKING PATHETIC

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 2, 09 at 12:25am
  • classiest bitch in the trailer park

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 16, 09 at 3:32am
  • @9:34 bitter much? sounds like someone got dumped for a CALIFORNIA girl!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:35pm
  • ydi for sticking your finger up her ass. what did you expect to find???

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 10, 09 at 2:59am
  • What the hell does "not getting a nut at 5am" mean?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 4:37pm
  • Boulder,co wouldn't exist without texans!! We are the only ones who spend money there. I hope Texas succeeds from the rest of this stupidty.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 1, 09 at 2:52am
  • To all the people saying "of course you felt poo, you stuck your finger in her ass" ... shit is usually stored higher in the intestine than a finger can reach until it's time to take a dump. Just sayin'.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 4:17am
  • Yeah, I'm from this shit hole called Texas and 1:43 has it right for the most part. I can't wait to move, fuck this place.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:58pm
  • Not sure what you were expecting to find in her butt....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 11:37am
  • Hahaha 3OH!3 is the beat you'd a punk bitch if you don't know bout boulder, you're girl s a freak cuz that's what I told her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 18, 09 at 11:43pm
  • You are all fucking retarded!! Look at the g*d damn area code. this isn't Boulder, Colorado. Boulder, Colorado is 303 or 720. It's not CU, it's not 3oh!3, it's Boulder, VIRGINIA. Fuckin' use your heads. That's probably why you aren't at CU. Because you can't decipher the o so confusing numbers in an area code.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:29pm
  • you stayed until 10??? damnnnn that's a long night for boulder

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:08pm
  • Even though it's a bad night, still should be shirt worthy.

    Submitted by _bbycakes on May 29, 10 at 9:38pm
  • haha, talk to guiness for "most horribly deblitating diseases gained in one night" award.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 11:12am
  • Roses really smell like Boooooboooooooo

    Submitted by terryt6145 on May 13, 10 at 10:45pm
  • I'm from boulder and it is the shit. I also happen to be very classy and so do my friends. Every town has the occasional crack whore, don't judge

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 12, 09 at 10:49am
  • hhahahaha well done 2:37

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 1:09am
  • to 9:34: thank you so much, im totally gonna try that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:44pm
  • and this is why i'm not going to boulder

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:14pm
  • hahaha anal sex is fuckin awkward man. my first time with my boyfriend, my cd of the acacia strain was in the background. but advice for you, maybe...not anything involving a girl's ass? or choose your ladies better....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 5:09pm
  • 1:43 you obviously have never been to Texas or know anything about it because you just spit out every stereotype related to it...perhaps we have reasons why we love it so much?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:38pm
  • I think the worst part is your lack of skill in the spelling department

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 18, 10 at 9:58am
  • that's fucking disgusting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 5:56am
  • god i cant stand boulder

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 9:52pm
  • That sooo did not fit in a text message. That was probably like 4. Lame.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:45pm
  • Sounds like boulder to me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 1:36am
  • That's boulder for you.

    Submitted by SgtSalt on Mar 31, 10 at 6:44am
  • ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww thats what you get for picking up nsty skanks

    Submitted by GoldenMe on Jan 26, 10 at 2:11pm
  • Dude you talk like the person getting the Text should feel sorry for you, when In reality you must be pretty desperate to hang out with a chick like that in the first place, or a junkie yourself.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 30, 09 at 4:13am
  • uhhh... 3:49, you clearly have never been to boulder. while there are a lot of hot girls there, there are also a lot of girls who dread their pubes and bathe in patchouli oil.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:02am
  • ahhhh boulder bitches what more can i say?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:06pm
  • She lied.

    Submitted by CherryPoppa on Jun 13, 10 at 4:31am
  • Looolooololololololol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 3:05am
  • I'd leave after broken codeemn

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 27, 09 at 12:56am
  • You gotta love the university of Colorado

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:30pm
  • I've been to Boulder and by your description I think she may have been accurate saying that she was the classiest girl up there... yikes!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 29, 09 at 5:30pm
  • Excuse me why would you do that DUDE Exit ONLY WRONG NONONO I can barely work this contraption I'm so appalled what do you expect when you stick you finger in someones bum STUFF COMES OUt It DOESN'T GO IN!

    Submitted by olivasn on Aug 26, 10 at 1:16am
  • was her name Erin? and also. from what i hear about Boulder girls....she sadly probably WAS the classiest in Boulder.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:17am
  • I think this is about my friend... oh dear

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 19, 09 at 4:37pm
  • I'm so sorry for your trajic night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 6, 09 at 9:32am
  • stop arguing and just agree that this was a horrible night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:46pm
  • Thanks for share, but you shouldn't have! LOL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 1:36pm
  • i know someone with that area code. i hope you're not them, that would be shocking.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:31pm
  • Hahahah

    Submitted by seetheeoceen on Apr 9, 10 at 12:57am
  • Lmfao @ heroin matress

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 27, 09 at 12:55am
  • Poo.... In a butt!!! NO FUKIN WAY

    Submitted by zachacola22 on Sep 15, 10 at 6:30pm
  • Hawt

    Submitted by hentailover on Mar 30, 10 at 3:06pm
  • anyone who doesn't like texas is obviously living a sub par life. no place like texas.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:26am
  • don't judge all girls from boulder because of this one...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 12:03am
  • a herion mattress resembles laying in a full sized ashtray with a bloody condom on my cock and a half eaten cheddar cheese log crammed in my mouth while she beats me with a whiffle ball bat

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 19, 09 at 3:54am
  • No such thing as Boulder, VA? You're a retard. Boulder, CO voted as "the sexiest place to live"? WTF???? I fucking hate the people's republic of boulder, co!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 7:54pm
  • her name was johanna

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:04pm
  • FUCK CU!!!!!! Go CSU Rams!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:55am
  • haaaa i hope this is real life. and agree with 10:17

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:18pm
  • She probably IS the classiest girl in boulder

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:48am
  • You stuck your finger up someone's ass and you are surprised to find poop? Lesson for future reference: The ass is not an extra clit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 18, 09 at 11:22pm
  • Figures, it's Boulder.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 12:25am
  • what is a heroin mattress?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:28pm
  • Fuck like a rock star! Stick two fingers in her butt! Mmmm.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:32am
  • how did all of that happen in one night? trashy

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:55am
  • This Yankee bitch happens to like Texas, alot!-(HAHA! can't shoot me in text!) But, I am loving m' northlands! ALWAYS!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:29am
  • Jesus christ man! You definitely caught something. Probably something old that was thought to be an extinct disease. Not necessarily an STD but something. Scurvy maybe?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:31am
  • this is fake obviously... way too many letters for one text

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:57pm
  • Yeah, seriously this is the Virginia Boulder, because the Colorado Boulder is the classiest place I have ever been too

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:45am
  • NEVER going to Boulder.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 11:47pm
  • BOVA!!! WHAT UP!!! 3 oh 3

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 10:05pm
  • Gonnaherpasyphlaids. Congrats.

    Submitted by bookeeri on Aug 6, 10 at 1:57am
  • Why the fuck would you go home with her?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 1, 09 at 11:35pm
  • She probably is

    Submitted by sasakiakatsuchi on Jul 2, 10 at 7:20pm
  • texas blows, bunch of backwoods confederate retards!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 12, 09 at 10:25pm
  • Timethat fucking sucks

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 12:12am
  • He had best not have been talking about Boulder, Colorado. We are a classy group of individuals in this little town, thank you very much (although it's true, the Californians do hoe it up some). And just because Boulder is mentioned doesn't mean quoting 3oh!3 is necessary, thank you very much.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 8:01pm
  • 1) Eewww, 2) "heroin matress"?, 3) Shut the fuck up with all the geographical warfare; we're all Americans, so shut up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 7:50pm
  • I hope this was a good lesson learned

    Submitted by vientiane007 on Aug 28, 10 at 10:37pm
  • Is this even possible...

    Submitted by yumiluv on Apr 19, 10 at 12:35pm
  • I laughed sooo hard at this

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 9:30am
  • Unreal

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 2:17am
  • was her name emily liff hahaha.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:03pm
  • it must of smelled nice. (her house not his finger)

    Submitted by CCF on Feb 23, 10 at 4:17pm
  • Well it is boulder what would you expect? Everyone is fucked up

    Submitted by jdisberg on Apr 19, 10 at 12:18am
  • WHY DIDNT YOU LEAVE AFTER 5 !?!??!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 7, 09 at 3:48am
  • sick....the part about the poo in her butt...why the fuck was ur finger in there anyways, looking for something besides poo? But yeah...she sounds like a keeper...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 8, 09 at 9:33pm
  • 1. - what does that make you?! - and (a very, very little) 2. - what are you doing up that late in Boulder!? (except being skanky with skanky!) What's your name? so, I can tell EVERYONE to stay away!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:13am
  • I think I know who you're talking about. Was her name Christine Cooley? If so, she's a cunt

    Submitted by bellicbros on Mar 11, 10 at 4:03am
  • that's what you get for going with a crackehore. duh

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 5:26pm
  • 10/12/09 1:52-- shut the fuck up. I live in Texas too and it sucks ass.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 16, 09 at 7:23am
  • Dane cook called. Said he wanted his material back. Try writing your own material! PS- Texas is better than any other state. Suck it Yankee bitches!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 4:08am
  • courtesy of da (303)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:56pm
  • Hey hoes what's wrong with Texas??? Number one state always..... Haters!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:48am
  • I was feeling bad for you until I read that she's from boulder you deserve it for being stupid enough to hook up with someone from boulder

    Submitted by popasquatpaul on Aug 12, 10 at 1:58pm
  • Haha that sucks but boulders awesome. But that's nor a boulder area code

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 11:53pm
  • haha yupp I live in Denver beento boulder many of times this is fucking true lol

    Submitted by saltTHEwound on Jun 30, 10 at 9:26pm
  • What is so bad about this?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 6, 10 at 10:16am
  • 10:20.. i didnt know that if u have anything besides an iphone that youre poor? fuck youu

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 22, 09 at 8:37pm
  • Boulder doesn't exactly scream classy to begin with... so she may have been telling the truth!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 8, 09 at 9:16pm
  • Fukn boulder

    Submitted by chumpkin on Aug 18, 10 at 4:46am
  • THAT is not the saddest thing about that night.It's that she is not only the classiest lady in Boulder,she's the classiest lady you've ever gone to bed with.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 14, 09 at 2:10pm
  • Yet she still can indeed qualify as the classiest chick in Boulder.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 11:52pm
  • haha it's like everytime ya leave NoVa you end you back telling your friends a story like this at a bar in DC

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 4:58am
  • I can't believe this made it on here it's really not funny. Sign that it's jumping the shark when something awful like this makes the cut?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 1:01am
  • thats disgusting

    Submitted by UACrew on Oct 18, 10 at 2:10am
  • Lol what a disgusting hoe

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 11:03am
  • WHy would you stay the fuckin long NO WAYYYYY

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 8, 09 at 2:57am
  • Hooker on her night off maybe

    Submitted by ILOVEPINAYS on Jul 9, 10 at 11:09pm
  • What's a heroin matress?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 11, 10 at 9:33am
  • That's nasty

    Submitted by logan93 on Mar 31, 11 at 9:01pm
  • CLASS-AYYYYYYYY

    Submitted by kylegoesboom on Feb 28, 11 at 3:21am
  • Boulder...of course, of course. I'm sure by now you know that if a Boulderite says they're "classy" they're being sarcastic. Seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 9, 09 at 5:47pm
  • 10:36 is right. And this is so not real.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 12:09am
  • There are not many classy people in Boulder...Trust me i know

    Submitted by 303SouthBoulder on Jan 25, 12 at 6:08pm
  • well sounds like it went all well......:/

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 8, 09 at 7:00pm
  • What's a heroin mattress?

    Submitted by tommytomtom on Jul 21, 10 at 3:03am
  • Wow I really am LMAOatYOU

    Submitted by LMOAatYOU on Oct 5, 12 at 9:45pm
  • This happened in Boulder, Colorado?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 8:57am
  • I use to live in Rangely and sadly, she probably was the classiest chick in boulder lol!

    Submitted by badgebunnyhuny on May 9, 11 at 12:31pm
  • did you notice that the chick you described sounds like a homeless chick? SHIT EVERYWHERE? WHAT THE F**K??

    Submitted by darnIT on Jul 6, 10 at 2:54am
  • My prayers are with you !

    Submitted by papichulorara on Nov 26, 11 at 5:35am
  • I love how everyone is focused on the poo :p\nYummm

    Submitted by noble_sunny on Nov 26, 10 at 8:24pm
  • I think you may have met a mentally retarded girl who made her way back to some random crack house!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 10, 09 at 2:42pm
  • that might still be the classiest girl in boulder

    Submitted by himynameisben on Aug 29, 10 at 12:27pm
  • Firstly, where the fuck is boulder? I dont know every place in america/etc... And here in the great heritage of england, we reserve our fingers for the WOMAN'S vagina.

    Submitted by adam_holding on Feb 19, 11 at 6:18pm
  • So thats 80 west then?

    Submitted by thesteveholt on Apr 7, 12 at 10:17pm
  • Wow!!!!

    Submitted by robertniles32 on Mar 22, 11 at 5:57pm
  • Retard

    Submitted by necrotisis on Aug 14, 11 at 10:40pm
  • actually, I like your dedication. Never give up!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 1:40pm
  • U got played

    Submitted by funnyjapan on Jun 23, 11 at 8:45am
  • Worst night ever.\nIf there was anything that could scare me away from one night stands, its this.

    Submitted by Maufiro on Feb 4, 12 at 7:40am
  • What's worse? That your dumb ass stayed with her that long...

    Submitted by toshaama on Feb 1, 12 at 10:26pm
  • Why did you stay there for at least 5 hours?

    Submitted by swallows on Jan 8, 12 at 5:33am
  • It's boulder... Classy girls are hard to come by.

    Submitted by clax11 on Jun 27, 12 at 10:43am
  • That's the best!

    Submitted by redbone75 on Jan 5, 11 at 9:43pm
  • why would he enjoy sicking is finger up some chicks ass, that's nasty.

    Submitted by Sweetchaos96 on Feb 7, 11 at 9:04pm
  • Sooo rough..

    Submitted by G2LMG2D on Sep 12, 12 at 11:27pm
  • How can you possibly vote thumbs up on this???!!!!

    Submitted by Nostradamus on Sep 19, 11 at 2:42am
  • haha I feel no empathy for you

    Submitted by photorobert on May 24, 12 at 9:22pm
  • were u fuckin drunk???????????????

    Submitted by teenmom15 on Oct 24, 10 at 12:28am
  • That's hot

    Submitted by stuffedurmom on May 23, 11 at 4:13pm
  • All that went down and you were still there at 10am? Dude, you fell in love you nasty fuck!

    Submitted by FiestaEddy on Mar 19, 12 at 5:52pm
  • And you stayed?!?!

    Submitted by haha0624 on Jul 3, 12 at 1:53am
  • Holy shit....you must have stuck your finger in the wrong hole C;

    Submitted by uncommitted on May 13, 13 at 9:13pm
  • Omfg. LOL. Amazingly funny.

    Submitted by saraisrad13 on Sep 7, 13 at 1:02pm
  • I live in boulder, I must find dis bitch

    Submitted by Hold_My_Ball_Bag on Aug 6, 13 at 7:35pm
  • bahahahaha

    Submitted by jms7216 on Jun 19, 14 at 1:11am