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  • Submitted by sevensevenseven on Dec 9, 11 at 7:01pm

    What a dick

  • Submitted by slaesar on Dec 9, 11 at 4:46pm

    Somebody poked a hole in the inflatable vagina so they're running late.

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    Submitted by BrendanA on Dec 9, 11 at 6:27pm

    Don't forget to garbage-bag it.

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    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Dec 9, 11 at 4:23pm

    Wow, what kind of party are you having?

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    Submitted by Thatzwhatshesaid on Dec 12, 11 at 11:31am

    Yau Chi-city!

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    Submitted by EatmeTwice on Dec 9, 11 at 4:33pm

    A badass one.

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    Submitted by LayupBDL976 on Dec 11, 11 at 2:07am

    Why would you walk down the street with that?!

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    Submitted by preppygirl on Dec 9, 11 at 11:50pm

    can i have it?

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    Submitted by grandmasboy on Dec 9, 11 at 6:31pm

    Bachelorette?

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    Submitted by ejy1989 on Dec 10, 11 at 12:17am

    i fucking love irony!!

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    Submitted by alexandria72 on Dec 12, 11 at 4:05am

    lol i think i know who that was... it was a secret santa party and that was a prank gift

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    Submitted by GA_Peach on Dec 10, 11 at 12:55am

    helium, cock ring and some ribbon!

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    Submitted by DoYourself on Dec 10, 11 at 7:37pm

    He bought that at my website! Seriously doyouevenbetter.com\n\nTons of college/sex games!

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      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Dec 11, 11 at 1:10am

      stop pushin yer shitty website

    • 56 62
      Submitted by reeln on Dec 11, 11 at 5:20am

      die in a fire fucktard

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    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Dec 10, 11 at 3:51am

    All the dykes up in this feed...