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  • Submitted by bulllwinkle on Sep 27, 11 at 5:02pm

    Chuck Norris jacks off with a hand full of bumblebees.

  • Submitted by sakiclanche19 on Sep 27, 11 at 2:36pm

    That's a shitty wingman.

  • Submitted by BobLoblaw138 on Sep 27, 11 at 5:57pm

    Well if you already have plans you should have said so...

  • Submitted by wildness on Sep 27, 11 at 3:06pm

    take one for the team pussy

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      Submitted by Griffmaster01 on Sep 27, 11 at 5:22pm

      Team 'not my dick, not my problem'

  • Submitted by Thompson11 on Sep 27, 11 at 2:45pm

    What goes around comes around... You're gonna get cockblocked because of this.

  • Submitted by CrazyRunner on Sep 27, 11 at 3:54pm

    He didn't say screw her, he said talk to her. CB karma comes back around.

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    Submitted by Phys on Sep 27, 11 at 3:05pm

    Time to find a new friend to go to the bars with

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    Submitted by wubbazugg on Sep 27, 11 at 6:34pm

    "Worst Wingman of the Year Award" winner.

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    Submitted by renalove on Sep 28, 11 at 12:38am

    Relax freaks. Nobody really gives a fuck if bumblebees sting or not

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    Submitted by ghashlycrumbs on Sep 27, 11 at 5:45pm

    Either you have a really big hand or a really small penis to be able to fit bumblebees into that equation.

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    Submitted by sevran on Sep 28, 11 at 2:54am

    @deezknight yah bumblebees do sting but only if they're threatened. They're less inclined to sting because it will kill them to rip off their stinger. If they're on you and you aren't swatting at them they wot attack. Wasps and hornets are more sting happy because they can get away with it and live

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    Submitted by BamBam2014 on Sep 28, 11 at 2:14am

    Dick Wingman. Ugly chicks need lovin too. Even if you have to turn off the lights.

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    Submitted by acegersh on Sep 28, 11 at 12:55am

    Bumblebees jack Chuck Norris off.

  • 60 54
    Submitted by enormoustard on Sep 28, 11 at 8:37am

    Awww, I miss Bumblebees... fuck Einstein

  • 52 50
    Submitted by Squarewheel on Sep 30, 11 at 5:40pm

    Dude you need a new wing man

  • 48 44
    Submitted by collegeboi823 on Oct 13, 11 at 3:48am

    I'm gonna use this when my friend tells me to go out with a guy I'm not interested in at all. Homosexual life will be great with this one haha

  • 49 46
    Submitted by Heinke on Sep 29, 11 at 11:02am

    Awesome! The life of a true wingman!!!!

  • 51 55
    Submitted by MadF00L on Sep 28, 11 at 9:14pm

    This is the funniest TFLN ever. Or maybe it's all that coffee...

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    Submitted by theFungusAmongUs on Oct 13, 12 at 7:47pm

    Billy corgan?

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    Submitted by okaysowhat on Sep 30, 11 at 3:23am

    Eso en cuatro no se ve ;)

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    Submitted by kristyp86 on Oct 2, 11 at 9:06am

    Beauty is only a light switch away

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    Submitted by deezknight on Sep 27, 11 at 2:49pm

    Bumblebees don't sting. Lazy bastard.

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      Submitted by steve0329 on Sep 27, 11 at 3:46pm

      Bumblebees don't sting, where do you get this information? the worker bees (females) and the queen will sting. They don't sting as often as wasps or honey bees but they will sting if they are being mistreated... kinda like being inside a closed fist while masturbating.

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        Submitted by deezknight on Sep 27, 11 at 5:39pm

        Sorry steve, I've never had the inclination to grab a fistful and lube my lightning rod with them, I'm sure in that instance they'd get a bit annoyed with me but I've had the big fuzzy type of bumblebee land on me countless times in my life and have never been stung.

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        Submitted by Portcityliving on Sep 28, 11 at 12:29am

        They bite moron. Now do us alla favor and go play with a hornets nest

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          Submitted by deezknight on Sep 28, 11 at 3:17am

          "They bite moron"? Well I sure pity the moron they're biting. I also pity anyone who thinks 'alla' is a word.

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    Submitted by jetch71 on Jan 3, 14 at 12:38pm

    This is why grammar is important