Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
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Chuck Norris jacks off with a hand full of bumblebees.
That's a shitty wingman.
Well if you already have plans you should have said so...
What goes around comes around... You're gonna get cockblocked because of this.
take one for the team pussy
Team 'not my dick, not my problem'
He didn't say screw her, he said talk to her. CB karma comes back around.
"Worst Wingman of the Year Award" winner.
Time to find a new friend to go to the bars with
Relax freaks. Nobody really gives a fuck if bumblebees sting or not
@deezknight yah bumblebees do sting but only if they're threatened. They're less inclined to sting because it will kill them to rip off their stinger. If they're on you and you aren't swatting at them they wot attack. Wasps and hornets are more sting happy because they can get away with it and live
Either you have a really big hand or a really small penis to be able to fit bumblebees into that equation.
Dick Wingman. Ugly chicks need lovin too. Even if you have to turn off the lights.
Bumblebees jack Chuck Norris off.
Dude you need a new wing man
Awesome! The life of a true wingman!!!!
I'm gonna use this when my friend tells me to go out with a guy I'm not interested in at all. Homosexual life will be great with this one haha
Awww, I miss Bumblebees... fuck Einstein
This is why grammar is important
This is the funniest TFLN ever. Or maybe it's all that coffee...
Beauty is only a light switch away
Bumblebees don't sting. Lazy bastard.
Bumblebees don't sting, where do you get this information? the worker bees (females) and the queen will sting. They don't sting as often as wasps or honey bees but they will sting if they are being mistreated... kinda like being inside a closed fist while masturbating.
Sorry steve, I've never had the inclination to grab a fistful and lube my lightning rod with them, I'm sure in that instance they'd get a bit annoyed with me but I've had the big fuzzy type of bumblebee land on me countless times in my life and have never been stung.
They bite moron. Now do us alla favor and go play with a hornets nest
"They bite moron"? Well I sure pity the moron they're biting. I also pity anyone who thinks 'alla' is a word.
Eso en cuatro no se ve ;)