Birthday Coupon: This text is good for alteast 3 hours of Birthday Sex. Redeamable any time, anywhere, and any style.
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However be prepaired for three hours to be delivered in ten minute increments over a number of days.
Better be careful with this. If the guy is smart he's gonna go for anal and you can't deny him. Just be prepared!
I swear to god, if this doesn't work out with him I'm down for getting married <3
Don't blow that all at once. Save up a couple hours to exchange for angry sex down the road.
can i get one of those to?
Better hope his/her style is not with another person while you sit there and watch.
I hope you like anal cause he's going to cash in with it.
If I was him I would make u do anal in like an elevator or the park
this is probably a guy giving this coupon to a girl...
yeah... my bf gets sex when he wants sex and vice versa. No coupons needed.
But this is Birthday Sex, not necessarily on the receiver's birthday. I take that to mean non-reciprocating, completely hedonistic, peeled grapes and her sister too kinda sex.
Must be from a PLU student. UPS students would know how to spell "redeemable" correctly.
I'm going to steal this idea..
who would "bad night" this??
First of all, Bday sex is a MUST, no need for a coupon. Secondly, if your bf or husband is doing it right (like my hot husband), then he can have whatever he wants, whenever he wants. Yeah, that's the way it's done ladies...
Your name says it all. you probably have a penis.
If you're really batman then you don't need a coupon for sex period. Because batman is amazing. And that's all I have to say about this. :)
i wish i had a gf like this...
Haha bluegirl.. Mass text forsure
This sounds like a married couple has to use a coupon to get sex oh well he is probably bangin your sister with no coupon
Anyway, 3 hours? God. That'd last me all month!
all month? you ought to reexamine your relationship
If you apply a numbing agent to your penis before sex, that will help with your premature ejaculation. Thank me later.
This will end up a birthday present FROM my girlfriend.
well i like this coupon.... get back at me