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  • Submitted by Valkyrie on Sep 23, 10 at 9:24am

    However be prepaired for three hours to be delivered in ten minute increments over a number of days.

  • Submitted by fogitnozzel on Sep 23, 10 at 10:23am

    Better be careful with this. If the guy is smart he's gonna go for anal and you can't deny him. Just be prepared!

  • Submitted by DuFFy12891 on Sep 23, 10 at 9:24am

    I swear to god, if this doesn't work out with him I'm down for getting married <3

  • Submitted by stillhungover on Sep 23, 10 at 9:22am

    Don't blow that all at once. Save up a couple hours to exchange for angry sex down the road.

  • Submitted by jetsjetsjets on Sep 23, 10 at 12:36pm

    can i get one of those to?

  • Submitted by sterven08 on Sep 23, 10 at 11:57am

    Better hope his/her style is not with another person while you sit there and watch.

  • Submitted by bluegirl25 on Sep 23, 10 at 3:43pm

    Mass text

  • Submitted by craig6578 on Sep 24, 10 at 12:05pm

    I hope you like anal cause he's going to cash in with it.

  • Submitted by IfSheSpinsFast on Sep 23, 10 at 4:34pm

    yeah... my bf gets sex when he wants sex and vice versa. No coupons needed.

    • Submitted by Led_Head on Sep 24, 10 at 10:15am

      But this is Birthday Sex, not necessarily on the receiver's birthday. I take that to mean non-reciprocating, completely hedonistic, peeled grapes and her sister too kinda sex.

  • Submitted by gatorman562 on Sep 23, 10 at 5:51pm

    If I was him I would make u do anal in like an elevator or the park

  • Submitted by supertrooper on Sep 23, 10 at 10:46am

    this is probably a guy giving this coupon to a girl...

  • Submitted by SovietMotherland on Sep 24, 10 at 8:39am

    She Thirsty

  • Submitted by S45 on Sep 23, 10 at 12:39pm

    I'm going to steal this idea..

  • Submitted by TexasWDollarsign on Sep 23, 10 at 9:28am

    Must be from a PLU student. UPS students would know how to spell "redeemable" correctly.

  • Submitted by lalalalalalala on Sep 28, 10 at 6:24am

    who would "bad night" this??

  • Submitted by FunSizeLatina on Sep 23, 10 at 3:40pm

    First of all, Bday sex is a MUST, no need for a coupon. Secondly, if your bf or husband is doing it right (like my hot husband), then he can have whatever he wants, whenever he wants. Yeah, that's the way it's done ladies...

    • Submitted by thebatman on Sep 23, 10 at 5:57pm

      Your name says it all. you probably have a penis.

      • Submitted by BadBabe93 on Sep 25, 10 at 2:28pm

        If you're really batman then you don't need a coupon for sex period. Because batman is amazing. And that's all I have to say about this. :)

  • Submitted by Epic_Lazorz on Sep 29, 10 at 10:47am

    i wish i had a gf like this...

  • Submitted by teeenagedream on Sep 23, 10 at 11:55pm

    Haha bluegirl.. Mass text forsure

  • Submitted by GrizzlyGirl on Sep 25, 10 at 10:32pm


  • Submitted by Clockwork on Sep 23, 10 at 9:39am

    Anyway, 3 hours? God. That'd last me all month!

    • Submitted by TEXAS_REBEL_YELL on Sep 23, 10 at 5:44pm

      all month? you ought to reexamine your relationship

    • Submitted by freckleface on Sep 26, 10 at 1:00pm

      If you apply a numbing agent to your penis before sex, that will help with your premature ejaculation. Thank me later.

  • Submitted by gatorman562 on Sep 23, 10 at 5:49pm

    This sounds like a married couple has to use a coupon to get sex oh well he is probably bangin your sister with no coupon

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 10 at 9:21am


  • Submitted by nilosantilum on Oct 28, 10 at 11:23pm

    This will end up a birthday present FROM my girlfriend.

  • Submitted by waterofdoom on Jan 9, 11 at 4:51am

    well i like this coupon.... get back at me