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  • Face it, you being pregnant is scary year 'round

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 9:54pm
  • Now you can't be first

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 9:11pm
  • a vagina with teeth is scary

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 9:38pm
  • the first 10:58: Can I have the name of your plastic surgeon?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 11:00pm
  • Pregnant, single, unemployed and drug addicted?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 9:14pm
  • The scariest thing on earth is watching a kid explode the pussy on the way out!! That shut is nasty.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:00am
  • 10:53..I had nightmares when I saw Teeth. That's why I said to google it. If you want to see something really scary, just google it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 12:58am
  • You being a parent...?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:19am
  • The idea that Obama got the Nobel peace prize scares me

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 12:52am
  • 12.54 that's the scariest thing in the world.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 8:12am
  • I may sound like a dumbass but the fuck is a living abortion?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 11:35pm
  • TAMPA woooo represent!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:00am
  • Hey not everyones body looks bad after pregnancy, I have two kids and have awesome abs and still perky boobs :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:58pm
  • You win. Fucking true.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:58pm
  • What's scarier? Your body after the pregnancy...your stomach looks like chewed gum, and tits like tube socks with sand in the bottom.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:25pm
  • I'm 10:58....first I can't post pics and secondly no plastic surgery was done, I wish I had that kind of cash! All it takes is a healthy exercise routine during pregnancy and pretty much boot camp afterwards, but it's worth it ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 8:08pm
  • pretty much as scary as it gets bro.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 12:36am
  • Haha only in Florida.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:34pm
  • BTW, that advertisement for that EVONY game is fucking SPAM!! I clicked on it because the chick in the pic..was....pretty.... LOL FINE she had a nice rack, I'm a chick and I can appreciate one when I see it. LOL Anyway, it's spam!! TFLN why the fuck are you advertising spam??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 12:24am
  • Greaaattttt..This text is sure to attract the pro life nut jobs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 11:41pm
  • hAnnah montanas scary as shit man and im a girl xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 26, 09 at 4:44pm
  • 10:58, I don't believe you until you post pictures

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 11:06pm
  • 9:38 Google the movie Teeth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:42pm
  • If you were pregnant by your second cousin. What? You asked what's scarier.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:35pm
  • Oh, there are far far scarier things.... I realize that just sounded very creepy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 9:52pm
  • your face

    Submitted by Jeremiah7272 on Oct 9, 10 at 11:15pm
  • I'll get you pregnant on Halloween

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:20pm
  • When you're impregnated by your dad?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 9:15pm
  • 5.39, genital warts aren't scary. I'd rather have them than be pregnant; they're cheaper and easier to get rid of with less damage done to your body. /your friendly neighborhood sex educator

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:35am
  • Why did they post this shit...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 6:36pm
  • I guess if you don't mind being pushed down a flight of stairs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 3:02am
  • I live in 813. Hope this isn't my sons girlfriend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 5:58am
  • this is the besssttttttt

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 9:24pm
  • There is a costume scarier than that: A divorce lawyer.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 1, 09 at 9:45pm
  • Correction: What is sexier than that?! ( answer: nothing)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 1:27am
  • -------------- shot santa

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 12:17am
  • Urban Dictionary Living Abortion : Refers to an infant born after an unsuccessful abortion, usually resulting in mental retardation, facial deformities and/or a very pissed off child.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 11:37pm
  • im gonna be a douchebag. Lots of cologne, 4 popped collar polos, headband, and shades at night

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 1:58pm
  • 9:38, if you google the movie Teeth you will have nightmares.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:53pm
  • Im pregnant, not scary therefor you fail :)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 10:39pm
  • Laura and tycry forever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 9:53pm
  • Knowing the kid is mine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 21, 10 at 7:35am
  • @12:44 to make money, and those are the official ads, just check wikipedia

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 12:53am
  • 16 and pregnant.

    Submitted by bfchkbach on May 13, 10 at 3:36am
  • BAD IDEA! i was pregnant last year for halloween, i dressed up as a white trash pregnant person. yeah no one talked to me cause they thought it was real.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 5:13pm
  • 5:58... It is your sons gf. Hi mom

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 28, 09 at 11:08am
  • A living abortion is much scarier than you being pregnant.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 11:30pm
  • 938 you may friend are telliing the truth. That would be scary. I'd still smash though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:06pm
  • I mean, when I said living abortion I was thinking about how if you aborted the baby, and it came back alive as a zombie.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 2:58pm
  • Lame attempt at being funny, much?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 24, 09 at 10:06pm
  • Goood Halloween costume. How about for Christmas you give your child up for Adoption so they have a chance at not growing up to be a whore

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 25, 09 at 5:11am