for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
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Face it, you being pregnant is scary year 'round
Now you can't be first
a vagina with teeth is scary
the first 10:58: Can I have the name of your plastic surgeon?
I'm 10:58....first I can't post pics and secondly no plastic surgery was done, I wish I had that kind of cash! All it takes is a healthy exercise routine during pregnancy and pretty much boot camp afterwards, but it's worth it ;)
12.54 that's the scariest thing in the world.
You being a parent...?
TAMPA woooo represent!!!
Pregnant, single, unemployed and drug addicted?
The scariest thing on earth is watching a kid explode the pussy on the way out!! That shut is nasty.....
10:53..I had nightmares when I saw Teeth. That's why I said to google it. If you want to see something really scary, just google it.
BTW, that advertisement for that EVONY game is fucking SPAM!! I clicked on it because the chick in the pic..was....pretty.... LOL FINE she had a nice rack, I'm a chick and I can appreciate one when I see it. LOL Anyway, it's spam!! TFLN why the fuck are you advertising spam??
I may sound like a dumbass but the fuck is a living abortion?
hAnnah montanas scary as shit man
and im a girl xD
Hey not everyones body looks bad after pregnancy, I have two kids and have awesome abs and still perky boobs :)
The idea that Obama got the Nobel peace prize scares me
Haha only in Florida.
You win. Fucking true.
What's scarier? Your body after the pregnancy...your stomach looks like chewed gum, and tits like tube socks with sand in the bottom.
pretty much as scary as it gets bro.
Greaaattttt..This text is sure to attract the pro life nut jobs.
9:38 Google the movie Teeth
If you were pregnant by your second cousin.
You asked what's scarier.
10:58, I don't believe you until you post pictures
Why did they post this shit...
Oh, there are far far scarier things....
I realize that just sounded very creepy.
I'll get you pregnant on Halloween
5.39, genital warts aren't scary. I'd rather have them than be pregnant; they're cheaper and easier to get rid of with less damage done to your body.
/your friendly neighborhood sex educator
When you're impregnated by your dad?
I guess if you don't mind being pushed down a flight of stairs.
this is the besssttttttt
There is a costume scarier than that: A divorce lawyer.
I live in 813. Hope this isn't my sons girlfriend.
Urban Dictionary Living Abortion :
Refers to an infant born after an unsuccessful abortion, usually resulting in mental retardation, facial deformities and/or a very pissed off child.
Correction: What is sexier than that?! ( answer: nothing)
-------------- shot santa
Knowing the kid is mine.
im gonna be a douchebag. Lots of cologne, 4 popped collar polos, headband, and shades at night
Im pregnant, not scary therefor you fail :)
A living abortion is much scarier than you being pregnant.
9:38, if you google the movie Teeth you will have nightmares.
Laura and tycry forever
@12:44 to make money, and those are the official ads, just check wikipedia
16 and pregnant.
5:58... It is your sons gf. Hi mom
BAD IDEA! i was pregnant last year for halloween, i dressed up as a white trash pregnant person. yeah no one talked to me cause they thought it was real.
938 you may friend are telliing the truth. That would be scary. I'd still smash though
Lame attempt at being funny, much?
I mean, when I said living abortion I was thinking about how if you aborted the baby, and it came back alive as a zombie.
Goood Halloween costume. How about for Christmas you give your child up for Adoption so they have a chance at not growing up to be a whore