for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
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Face it, you being pregnant is scary year 'round
Now you can't be first
a vagina with teeth is scary
the first 10:58: Can I have the name of your plastic surgeon?
Pregnant, single, unemployed and drug addicted?
The scariest thing on earth is watching a kid explode the pussy on the way out!! That shut is nasty.....
10:53..I had nightmares when I saw Teeth. That's why I said to google it. If you want to see something really scary, just google it.
12.54 that's the scariest thing in the world.
Hey not everyones body looks bad after pregnancy, I have two kids and have awesome abs and still perky boobs :)
TAMPA woooo represent!!!
Greaaattttt..This text is sure to attract the pro life nut jobs.
You win. Fucking true.
hAnnah montanas scary as shit man
and im a girl xD
You being a parent...?
The idea that Obama got the Nobel peace prize scares me
BTW, that advertisement for that EVONY game is fucking SPAM!! I clicked on it because the chick in the pic..was....pretty.... LOL FINE she had a nice rack, I'm a chick and I can appreciate one when I see it. LOL Anyway, it's spam!! TFLN why the fuck are you advertising spam??
I may sound like a dumbass but the fuck is a living abortion?
I'm 10:58....first I can't post pics and secondly no plastic surgery was done, I wish I had that kind of cash! All it takes is a healthy exercise routine during pregnancy and pretty much boot camp afterwards, but it's worth it ;)
What's scarier? Your body after the pregnancy...your stomach looks like chewed gum, and tits like tube socks with sand in the bottom.
pretty much as scary as it gets bro.
10:58, I don't believe you until you post pictures
Haha only in Florida.
If you were pregnant by your second cousin.
You asked what's scarier.
Oh, there are far far scarier things....
I realize that just sounded very creepy.
9:38 Google the movie Teeth
5.39, genital warts aren't scary. I'd rather have them than be pregnant; they're cheaper and easier to get rid of with less damage done to your body.
/your friendly neighborhood sex educator
I'll get you pregnant on Halloween
Why did they post this shit...
When you're impregnated by your dad?
I guess if you don't mind being pushed down a flight of stairs.
I live in 813. Hope this isn't my sons girlfriend.
-------------- shot santa
There is a costume scarier than that: A divorce lawyer.
this is the besssttttttt
Correction: What is sexier than that?! ( answer: nothing)
Urban Dictionary Living Abortion :
Refers to an infant born after an unsuccessful abortion, usually resulting in mental retardation, facial deformities and/or a very pissed off child.
Im pregnant, not scary therefor you fail :)
9:38, if you google the movie Teeth you will have nightmares.
Laura and tycry forever
Knowing the kid is mine.
im gonna be a douchebag. Lots of cologne, 4 popped collar polos, headband, and shades at night
@12:44 to make money, and those are the official ads, just check wikipedia
BAD IDEA! i was pregnant last year for halloween, i dressed up as a white trash pregnant person. yeah no one talked to me cause they thought it was real.
16 and pregnant.
5:58... It is your sons gf. Hi mom
938 you may friend are telliing the truth. That would be scary. I'd still smash though
Lame attempt at being funny, much?
I mean, when I said living abortion I was thinking about how if you aborted the baby, and it came back alive as a zombie.
A living abortion is much scarier than you being pregnant.
Goood Halloween costume. How about for Christmas you give your child up for Adoption so they have a chance at not growing up to be a whore