All I wanted was a quiet evening to masturbate and eat cake and instead you ruined it by bringing girls over.
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when you have the choice of having sex or eating a cupcake.. sometimes the cupcake wins
Epic and pathetic at the same time.
sometimes you just wanna handle your business and nom on some cake and relax without drama..or in the words of that guy from robocop "bitches leave"
Clarence Boddicker for the win. Nice quote.
it was the greatest scene of the movie
and almost 30 years later its still just as epic
it stands the test of time..unlike much of art or literature..
Ummm, so i will just assume that op is a guy and that his roomate brought chicks for himself, now that's when op walks out with no pants and a half chubby and cake and says, alright let's get this orgy started. Destiny will handle the rest.
Why not eat cake while fucking the girl he brought? He cock blocked you so dick stomp his ass
I'm assuming OP is being sarcastic
Is this an ad for antidepressants?
ummm... wtf? what is wrong with you?
If OP is a man, I'm thinking he must be playing for the other team.
How does no one get that OP is making a joke?
Have some pie and let someone help instead.
I'll give this guy a break and guess he isn't over the ex.
Op could always be another girl. We masturbate too you know.
So here's a math question: how many girls does it take to get you off? Answer: apparently 0
what if you like the dick? eh mathwizard?
That guy gets friend of the year award. So quit bitchin like a little girl and go stick your handle in some warm place where it doesn't come out the other end.