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  • 88 46
    Submitted by SCBeauty1983 on Jan 7, 12 at 1:43pm

    Seems like a valid request to me; give & ye shall receive!

  • 68 79
    Submitted by swallows on Jan 7, 12 at 2:34pm

    She should be his alarm clock from now on. Wake him up with a blowjob every day. Selfish bitch! Probably doesn't even deep throat or swallow til he's empty.

  • 63 72
    Submitted by snmrose03 on Jan 7, 12 at 2:41pm

    Only ONCE every two weeks?! Bummer.

  • 51 50
    Submitted by iiSunshine on Jan 8, 12 at 9:55am

    Just don't scorn her or you, my good sir, are fucked.

  • 43 50
    Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 7, 12 at 6:50pm

    damn Faust got a more raw deal then this...go for it

    • 43 49
      Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 7, 12 at 10:57pm

      christ..nobody's read Faust?

    • 50 50
      Submitted by SnidelyKWhiplash on Jan 8, 12 at 1:05am

      they don't read anything that's more than 144 characters

      • 42 53
        Submitted by nunubeest on Jan 8, 12 at 1:41am

        but..eternal life..damnation...beautiful...aaarrrghhh

        • 47 48
          Submitted by ebm56 on Jan 8, 12 at 6:50am

          And nunu, dont be too frustrated. Hopefully your scholarly reference helped teach them something of value. There has to be a few curious minds who googled "faust".

      • 47 53
        Submitted by ebm56 on Jan 8, 12 at 6:47am

        Hey, dont put us all in a box!...I can read up to 200 characters.

  • 46 58
    Submitted by Valkyrie on Jan 8, 12 at 12:15am

    And bring a sammich. Bitch.

  • 43 53
    Submitted by DonJamieson on Jan 8, 12 at 8:30am

    Amazing! Perfect pitch. Fuck yea

  • 43 61
    Submitted by BrosambaBinLaden on Jan 8, 12 at 3:08am

    And wear the brown bag bitch.