If I give you a key to my place you have to promise to one day wake me up with a blowjob.
And by one day I mean once every two weeks.
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Seems like a valid request to me; give & ye shall receive!
She should be his alarm clock from now on. Wake him up with a blowjob every day. Selfish bitch! Probably doesn't even deep throat or swallow til he's empty.
Only ONCE every two weeks?! Bummer.
Amazing! Perfect pitch. Fuck yea
Just don't scorn her or you, my good sir, are fucked.
... Or not. O_o
And bring a sammich. Bitch.
damn Faust got a more raw deal then this...go for it
christ..nobody's read Faust?
they don't read anything that's more than 144 characters
And nunu, dont be too frustrated. Hopefully your scholarly reference helped teach them something of value. There has to be a few curious minds who googled "faust".
Hey, dont put us all in a box!...I can read up to 200 characters.
And wear the brown bag bitch.