you pulled down your pants to convince a girl you were god
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His bush must have been burning...
And god said, let there be cock
She's now a confirmed atheist.
...and now the ghostbusters "are you a god?" scene has been forever fucked
"Are you a god?"...*ziip* "yup"...and that's how Winston saved New York
Why do women love Jesus? Because he's hung like this...
My dick is big as Jesus's
Was Jesus circumcised?
Yes, but he healed it himself.
Must have been a golden dick...