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  • 76 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:09pm

    who is voting good night..

  • 62 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 10 at 3:52am

    I've gotten shit on my dick... You deal with it

  • 67 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:42pm

    WHO THE FUCK WOULD SAY GOOD NIGHT! How fucked up do you have to be to like being shitted on?

  • 60 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:35am

    No butt sex for me. I dont want to accidently poo on my partner. By the way, I say poo. Whats wrong with poo?

  • 66 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:59pm

    Very fucking bad night.

  • 53 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:00pm

    I wouldn't mind if it was megan fox, but anyone else that's just nasty

  • 63 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:46pm

    thats what you get for stickin it up there! leave the asshole alone god damnit, its not meant for that kind of play. havent u ever heard of exit only!

  • 58 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:56pm

    I'm a girl and I love love love anal. Just be careful with the pull out!

  • 59 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:29am

    some people pay a lot of money to get shat on

  • 56 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:46am

    he called the shit poo! Funniest thing I've ever heard

  • 61 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:11pm

    That's what you get for putting it where it doesn't belong dumb fuck.

  • 53 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:20pm

    Oh God, I just noticed that this is my area code. Nasty Vancouver area... NASTY!

  • 53 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:56am

    lol who in fuck says "pooed"? LOLs.

  • 53 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:27pm

    probably pulled out too quickly during anal and out came some shit

  • 54 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:37am

    did you fuck the shit out of her or was it anal?

  • 50 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:40pm

    what if it was his dog.

  • 50 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:48pm

    "Shitted" really isnt a word people...

  • 45 37
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:32am

    7:46 and 12:36 anal is the best.

  • 54 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:58am

    it was butt sex wasnt it?

  • 43 34
    Submitted by yealock1 on Jan 28, 11 at 12:57am

    Stay away from that hole. Dumbass

  • 61 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:36pm

    omg. i'm hysterical at work right now.

  • 50 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:42pm

    uh -- bad night? -- uh right, bad night.

  • 58 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 5:29pm

    Ultra bad night! who would say it was a good night?!

  • 49 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 6:06am

    my god, i hope you were passed out or something cuz if you let her do that...

  • 50 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:19am

    some dudes have to fuck the chick anal cuz their vag is too loose ya know

  • 50 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:26pm

    WHY WOULD you vote this a good night?!

  • 57 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:58pm

    thats some shitty night.. literally (:

  • 43 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:50pm

    hahaa i know her, she went to smu!

  • 44 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:17am

    I say pooed, it's just nicer! lolz

  • 43 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:38pm

    you probably deserved it

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:51pm

    i sure hope you were babysitting

  • 47 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:46pm

    Yeah, that WOULD happen in vancouver

  • 47 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:36am

    This is the reason that I refuse, absolutely REFUSE to have anal. I NEVER want to be that girl.

  • 42 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:10pm

    I mean, maybe it was just a Baby Ruth!

  • 39 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 8:12am

    Shit, or poo... one thing's for certain, that accidental fart sure had some attitude!

  • 39 39
    Submitted by jeep9950 on May 2, 11 at 11:02pm

    I bought this shirt...

  • 49 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:30pm

    good night? or best night? vote now

  • 40 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:13pm

    Calling it poo is regional. They say poo in New Orleans.

  • 44 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:20pm

    MMMM I LOVE getting shat on. You all need to try it at least one, people. Don't be prudes.

  • 44 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 7:32pm

    Did she give you a peppermint fatty first? ROLLING BROWN OUT!

  • 46 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:09pm

    Lol, if you're so shocked that she did it, why didn't you stop her?

  • 39 44
    Submitted by noahochoa on Nov 12, 10 at 11:16pm

    shit happens

  • 40 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:20pm

    Thats how you get pink eye!

  • 39 46
    Submitted by nlkilgallen on Apr 12, 11 at 12:23pm

    How was that an accident? I mean really?

  • 39 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:42pm

    If ya don't clean out real good first, some shit happens during anal sex. Enema is best, BTW.

  • 45 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:15pm

    hopefully she's a dog, or a baby

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:17pm

    This is the most sickening thing I've ever read.

  • 38 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:00pm

    hold on,... was it a cleavland steamer... or a charlston chew? be more specific!!!!!!!!!!

  • 45 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:16pm

    4:15 its still shit anyway you cut it. And I hope it was cut into delectible bite sized pieces!

  • 39 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:39am

    4:15 i was thinking the exact same thing lol omg who does say poo? if you still say poo you really shouldnt be having sex. how bout she deficated or shit on you?

  • 36 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:26pm

    You nasty fucks. "What the fuck am I supposed to do after I shit, I'm supossed to hit dat after dat......So anyway, after I shitz on da bitch..."- Biggie Smalls

  • 28 31
    Submitted by epaulk0 on Mar 12, 11 at 3:15am

    My GF just shit all over my face, BEST NIGHT EVER or so says 700 people

  • 47 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:04pm

    2 girls 1 cup is the sickess sh*t ever!!! I almost barf

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:26pm

    Yes folks I am the one this text refers to as 'she' .. :) Jokes

  • 33 42
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:40am

    Three things: 1. Why the fuck would you sit there and let someone shit on you? 2. What did you say after? Thank you? 3. What did you do with the shit? Flush it? Put it in the trash can? Smear it in her face? Personally I like the last option best.

  • 45 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 3:22am

    Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahha!

  • 34 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 11:00pm

    Dude, scat is awesome.

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:12pm

    Hahaha 4:10 - totally gross.

  • 40 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:04pm

    ahhh the Cleveland Steamer

  • 43 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 9:35pm

    Can't van have better txt than this????

  • 37 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 9:57pm

    Pink eye? That's too funny!!

  • 50 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 8:28pm

    He called the shit poo!

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:21am

    Seymore Butts in his "How to have Anal Sex" said- You're putting something where it doesn't belong, expect it to be messy sometimes and don't freak out at what you find. I always wondered if he meant Limmy-winks. I voted for Goodnight BTW, SCAT fetish FTW!!! MMM caviar!

  • 26 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:49pm

    put the last three together, and thats who done it! STL, classy!

  • 26 37
    Submitted by larussa on May 19, 11 at 8:26pm

    A gross moment but maybe one u will see when u find the one!!

  • 50 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:59pm

    "I would be honored if you took a dump on my chest."

  • 28 42
    Submitted by iBangxD on Jul 18, 11 at 6:40am

    I bet she did...

  • 35 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 1:58pm

    ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahhahahahahahhahahaahahahahahhahahahahahahaahhaahahahahhahahaahhahahahahaha

  • 21 33
    Submitted by Maufiro on Feb 4, 12 at 9:10am

    Who would even think of voting good night on this?!

  • 32 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:19pm

    it doesnt matter you probably still fucked her

  • 37 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:10pm

    too intrigued with how the corn looked exactly the way it did when she ate it

  • 36 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:07pm

    you stay classy, Vancouver

  • 39 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:13pm

    I usually put a Snickers bar up there as a "emergency out", In case the date goes bad.