she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
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WHO THE FUCK WOULD SAY GOOD NIGHT! How fucked up do you have to be to like being shitted on?
who is voting good night..
some people pay a lot of money to get shat on
what if it was his dog.
i sure hope you were babysitting
Stay away from that hole. Dumbass
I've gotten shit on my dick... You deal with it
I'm a girl and I love love love anal. Just be careful with the pull out!
No butt sex for me. I dont want to accidently poo on my partner.
By the way, I say poo. Whats wrong with poo?
uh -- bad night? -- uh right, bad night.
some dudes have to fuck the chick anal cuz their vag is too loose ya know
Oh God, I just noticed that this is my area code. Nasty Vancouver area... NASTY!
I wouldn't mind if it was megan fox, but anyone else that's just nasty
probably pulled out too quickly during anal and out came some shit
"Shitted" really isnt a word people...
Very fucking bad night.
it was butt sex wasnt it?
I bought this shirt...
7:46 and 12:36 anal is the best.
you probably deserved it
Hahaha 4:10 - totally gross.
hahaa i know her, she went to smu!
This is the reason that I refuse, absolutely REFUSE to have anal. I NEVER want to be that girl.
lol who in fuck says "pooed"? LOLs.
MMMM I LOVE getting shat on. You all need to try it at least one, people. Don't be prudes.
he called the shit poo! Funniest thing I've ever heard
You nasty fucks. "What the fuck am I supposed to do after I shit, I'm supossed to hit dat after dat......So anyway, after I shitz on da bitch..."- Biggie Smalls
1. Why the fuck would you sit there and let someone shit on you?
2. What did you say after? Thank you?
3. What did you do with the shit? Flush it? Put it in the trash can? Smear it in her face? Personally I like the last option best.
it doesnt matter you probably still fucked her
Did she give you a peppermint fatty first?
ROLLING BROWN OUT!
Pink eye? That's too funny!!
A gross moment but maybe one u will see when u find the one!!
ahhh the Cleveland Steamer
How was that an accident? I mean really?
did you fuck the shit out of her or was it anal?
Lol, if you're so shocked that she did it, why didn't you stop her?
I bet she did...
I say pooed, it's just nicer! lolz
4:15 i was thinking the exact same thing lol
omg who does say poo? if you still say poo you really shouldnt be having sex. how bout she deficated or shit on you?
thats what you get for stickin it up there! leave the asshole alone god damnit, its not meant for that kind of play. havent u ever heard of exit only!
hopefully she's a dog, or a baby
4:15 its still shit anyway you cut it. And I hope it was cut into delectible bite sized pieces!
I usually put a Snickers bar up there as a "emergency out", In case the date goes bad.
good night? or best night? vote now
you stay classy, Vancouver
Shit, or poo... one thing's for certain, that accidental fart sure had some attitude!
Thats how you get pink eye!
hold on,... was it a cleavland steamer... or a charlston chew? be more specific!!!!!!!!!!
2 girls 1 cup is the sickess sh*t ever!!!
I almost barf
Yeah, that WOULD happen in vancouver
Who would even think of voting good night on this?!
That's what you get for putting it where it doesn't belong dumb fuck.
WHY WOULD you vote this a good night?!
Ultra bad night! who would say it was a good night?!
I mean, maybe it was just a Baby Ruth!
My GF just shit all over my face, BEST NIGHT EVER or so says 700 people
put the last three together, and thats who done it! STL, classy!
Calling it poo is regional. They say poo in New Orleans.
omg. i'm hysterical at work right now.
This is the most sickening thing I've ever read.
If ya don't clean out real good first, some shit happens during anal sex. Enema is best, BTW.
Yes folks I am the one this text refers to as 'she' .. :)
too intrigued with how the corn looked exactly the way it did when she ate it
my god, i hope you were passed out or something cuz if you let her do that...
thats some shitty night.. literally (:
Can't van have better txt than this????
"I would be honored if you took a dump on my chest."
Dude, scat is awesome.
He called the shit poo!
Seymore Butts in his "How to have Anal Sex" said- You're putting something where it doesn't belong, expect it to be messy sometimes and don't freak out at what you find.
I always wondered if he meant Limmy-winks. I voted for Goodnight BTW, SCAT fetish FTW!!! MMM caviar!