she pooed on me. she actually pooed on me.
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WHO THE FUCK WOULD SAY GOOD NIGHT! How fucked up do you have to be to like being shitted on?
Stay away from that hole. Dumbass
who is voting good night..
what if it was his dog.
i sure hope you were babysitting
I've gotten shit on my dick... You deal with it
I'm a girl and I love love love anal. Just be careful with the pull out!
some people pay a lot of money to get shat on
No butt sex for me. I dont want to accidently poo on my partner.
By the way, I say poo. Whats wrong with poo?
I wouldn't mind if it was megan fox, but anyone else that's just nasty
uh -- bad night? -- uh right, bad night.
Very fucking bad night.
some dudes have to fuck the chick anal cuz their vag is too loose ya know
Oh God, I just noticed that this is my area code. Nasty Vancouver area... NASTY!
I bought this shirt...
it was butt sex wasnt it?
"Shitted" really isnt a word people...
7:46 and 12:36 anal is the best.
probably pulled out too quickly during anal and out came some shit
you probably deserved it
This is the reason that I refuse, absolutely REFUSE to have anal. I NEVER want to be that girl.
hahaa i know her, she went to smu!
lol who in fuck says "pooed"? LOLs.
You nasty fucks. "What the fuck am I supposed to do after I shit, I'm supossed to hit dat after dat......So anyway, after I shitz on da bitch..."- Biggie Smalls
Did she give you a peppermint fatty first?
ROLLING BROWN OUT!
A gross moment but maybe one u will see when u find the one!!
How was that an accident? I mean really?
1. Why the fuck would you sit there and let someone shit on you?
2. What did you say after? Thank you?
3. What did you do with the shit? Flush it? Put it in the trash can? Smear it in her face? Personally I like the last option best.
it doesnt matter you probably still fucked her
Hahaha 4:10 - totally gross.
Pink eye? That's too funny!!
he called the shit poo! Funniest thing I've ever heard
ahhh the Cleveland Steamer
thats what you get for stickin it up there! leave the asshole alone god damnit, its not meant for that kind of play. havent u ever heard of exit only!
hopefully she's a dog, or a baby
MMMM I LOVE getting shat on. You all need to try it at least one, people. Don't be prudes.
4:15 i was thinking the exact same thing lol
omg who does say poo? if you still say poo you really shouldnt be having sex. how bout she deficated or shit on you?
did you fuck the shit out of her or was it anal?
Thats how you get pink eye!
I say pooed, it's just nicer! lolz
4:15 its still shit anyway you cut it. And I hope it was cut into delectible bite sized pieces!
good night? or best night? vote now
Lol, if you're so shocked that she did it, why didn't you stop her?
Who would even think of voting good night on this?!
I usually put a Snickers bar up there as a "emergency out", In case the date goes bad.
I bet she did...
That's what you get for putting it where it doesn't belong dumb fuck.
Yeah, that WOULD happen in vancouver
hold on,... was it a cleavland steamer... or a charlston chew? be more specific!!!!!!!!!!
Shit, or poo... one thing's for certain, that accidental fart sure had some attitude!
2 girls 1 cup is the sickess sh*t ever!!!
I almost barf
WHY WOULD you vote this a good night?!
Ultra bad night! who would say it was a good night?!
you stay classy, Vancouver
omg. i'm hysterical at work right now.
put the last three together, and thats who done it! STL, classy!
My GF just shit all over my face, BEST NIGHT EVER or so says 700 people
This is the most sickening thing I've ever read.
I mean, maybe it was just a Baby Ruth!
Calling it poo is regional. They say poo in New Orleans.
If ya don't clean out real good first, some shit happens during anal sex. Enema is best, BTW.
my god, i hope you were passed out or something cuz if you let her do that...
Yes folks I am the one this text refers to as 'she' .. :)
too intrigued with how the corn looked exactly the way it did when she ate it
thats some shitty night.. literally (:
Can't van have better txt than this????
Dude, scat is awesome.
"I would be honored if you took a dump on my chest."
He called the shit poo!
Seymore Butts in his "How to have Anal Sex" said- You're putting something where it doesn't belong, expect it to be messy sometimes and don't freak out at what you find.
I always wondered if he meant Limmy-winks. I voted for Goodnight BTW, SCAT fetish FTW!!! MMM caviar!