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  • WHO THE FUCK WOULD SAY GOOD NIGHT! How fucked up do you have to be to like being shitted on?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:42pm
  • I've gotten shit on my dick... You deal with it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 10 at 3:52am
  • Stay away from that hole. Dumbass

    Submitted by yealock1 on Jan 28, 11 at 12:57am
  • I'm a girl and I love love love anal. Just be careful with the pull out!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 3, 10 at 10:56pm
  • what if it was his dog.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:40pm
  • who is voting good night..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:09pm
  • some people pay a lot of money to get shat on

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 2:29am
  • No butt sex for me. I dont want to accidently poo on my partner. By the way, I say poo. Whats wrong with poo?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 7:35am
  • uh -- bad night? -- uh right, bad night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:42pm
  • I wouldn't mind if it was megan fox, but anyone else that's just nasty

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:00pm
  • Very fucking bad night.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 25, 09 at 5:59pm
  • some dudes have to fuck the chick anal cuz their vag is too loose ya know

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 4:19am
  • Oh God, I just noticed that this is my area code. Nasty Vancouver area... NASTY!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:20pm
  • it was butt sex wasnt it?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:58am
  • 7:46 and 12:36 anal is the best.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:32am
  • "Shitted" really isnt a word people...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 6:48pm
  • lol who in fuck says "pooed"? LOLs.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:56am
  • you probably deserved it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:38pm
  • probably pulled out too quickly during anal and out came some shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:27pm
  • I bought this shirt...

    Submitted by jeep9950 on May 2, 11 at 11:02pm
  • i sure hope you were babysitting

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:51pm
  • This is the reason that I refuse, absolutely REFUSE to have anal. I NEVER want to be that girl.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 12:36am
  • hahaa i know her, she went to smu!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:50pm
  • How was that an accident? I mean really?

    Submitted by nlkilgallen on Apr 12, 11 at 12:23pm
  • You nasty fucks. "What the fuck am I supposed to do after I shit, I'm supossed to hit dat after dat......So anyway, after I shitz on da bitch..."- Biggie Smalls

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:26pm
  • Did she give you a peppermint fatty first? ROLLING BROWN OUT!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 28, 09 at 7:32pm
  • Three things: 1. Why the fuck would you sit there and let someone shit on you? 2. What did you say after? Thank you? 3. What did you do with the shit? Flush it? Put it in the trash can? Smear it in her face? Personally I like the last option best.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 4, 09 at 2:40am
  • it doesnt matter you probably still fucked her

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:19pm
  • Pink eye? That's too funny!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 9:57pm
  • ahhh the Cleveland Steamer

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:04pm
  • hopefully she's a dog, or a baby

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:15pm
  • he called the shit poo! Funniest thing I've ever heard

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 11:46am
  • thats what you get for stickin it up there! leave the asshole alone god damnit, its not meant for that kind of play. havent u ever heard of exit only!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 7:46pm
  • MMMM I LOVE getting shat on. You all need to try it at least one, people. Don't be prudes.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:20pm
  • A gross moment but maybe one u will see when u find the one!!

    Submitted by larussa on May 19, 11 at 8:26pm
  • Hahaha 4:10 - totally gross.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:12pm
  • did you fuck the shit out of her or was it anal?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:37am
  • 4:15 i was thinking the exact same thing lol omg who does say poo? if you still say poo you really shouldnt be having sex. how bout she deficated or shit on you?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:39am
  • That's what you get for putting it where it doesn't belong dumb fuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 23, 09 at 12:11pm
  • Thats how you get pink eye!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 4:20pm
  • 4:15 its still shit anyway you cut it. And I hope it was cut into delectible bite sized pieces!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:16pm
  • I bet she did...

    Submitted by iBangxD on Jul 18, 11 at 6:40am
  • Yeah, that WOULD happen in vancouver

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 10:46pm
  • I usually put a Snickers bar up there as a "emergency out", In case the date goes bad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 20, 09 at 9:13pm
  • Who would even think of voting good night on this?!

    Submitted by Maufiro on Feb 4, 12 at 9:10am
  • Lol, if you're so shocked that she did it, why didn't you stop her?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:09pm
  • I say pooed, it's just nicer! lolz

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 3:17am
  • good night? or best night? vote now

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 8:30pm
  • Hahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahahha!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 6, 09 at 3:22am
  • hold on,... was it a cleavland steamer... or a charlston chew? be more specific!!!!!!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:00pm
  • Ultra bad night! who would say it was a good night?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 29, 09 at 5:29pm
  • 2 girls 1 cup is the sickess sh*t ever!!! I almost barf

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 09 at 3:04pm
  • Shit, or poo... one thing's for certain, that accidental fart sure had some attitude!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 1, 09 at 8:12am
  • shit happens

    Submitted by noahochoa on Nov 12, 10 at 11:16pm
  • WHY WOULD you vote this a good night?!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:26pm
  • omg. i'm hysterical at work right now.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 22, 09 at 7:36pm
  • put the last three together, and thats who done it! STL, classy!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:49pm
  • you stay classy, Vancouver

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 5:07pm
  • My GF just shit all over my face, BEST NIGHT EVER or so says 700 people

    Submitted by epaulk0 on Mar 12, 11 at 3:15am
  • This is the most sickening thing I've ever read.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:17pm
  • I mean, maybe it was just a Baby Ruth!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 9:10pm
  • If ya don't clean out real good first, some shit happens during anal sex. Enema is best, BTW.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 8:42pm
  • Calling it poo is regional. They say poo in New Orleans.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 1:13pm
  • my god, i hope you were passed out or something cuz if you let her do that...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 19, 09 at 6:06am
  • Yes folks I am the one this text refers to as 'she' .. :) Jokes

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:26pm
  • too intrigued with how the corn looked exactly the way it did when she ate it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 29, 09 at 4:10pm
  • thats some shitty night.. literally (:

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 11:58pm
  • ahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahahahahhahahahhahahahhahhahahahahahhahahaahahahahahhahahahahahahaahhaahahahahhahahaahhahahahahaha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 3, 09 at 1:58pm
  • Can't van have better txt than this????

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 9:35pm
  • Dude, scat is awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 14, 09 at 11:00pm
  • "I would be honored if you took a dump on my chest."

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 7:59pm
  • He called the shit poo!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 31, 09 at 8:28pm
  • Seymore Butts in his "How to have Anal Sex" said- You're putting something where it doesn't belong, expect it to be messy sometimes and don't freak out at what you find. I always wondered if he meant Limmy-winks. I voted for Goodnight BTW, SCAT fetish FTW!!! MMM caviar!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 1:21am