He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
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Keepin it classy, NorCal
get. out. now.
How many times can the mods post something that has the exact phrase "Please come get me?" They are all retarded as fuck.
shudda snipped it
Get a car or a bus pass, you bloody cunt
people saying "why do they all end in please come get me?" when someone says wanna come back to my place, you dont drive there in seperate cars, just incase one of you gets grossed out and wants to leave...
Get a car, slutbag
So hot dang <33333333
Get a car, kunts
that is sick.
Ew let me know so I can avoid him
Get a car or a bus pass, you bloody kunt
She couldve been brought there by the guy, or dropped off by her friend at this dudes house... Therefore she needs to be picked up
Shave that shitttt
Fake...you need to stop using the "please come get me" line if you're goin for realism!
I have a 2 inch long hair that grows out of a mole on my breast. I pluck it sometimes but it seems to grow incredibly fast. It's not that gross really but I guess I don't have a name for it either
Literally just almost threw up
Agreed 4:27. Who even says that?? A 14-yr-old who was dropped off by their mom?
Get a car or a bus pass, you bloody c.unt
What the fuck
I'm so tired of these "please come get me " texts
I would have grabbed it and yanked it out and burned it
Not okay..... I repeat, NOT okay.