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  • Submitted by enormoustard on May 25, 11 at 3:32pm

    James, please stop texting my grandma. How many times do I have to tell you? She has dementia and doesn't realize that you're a complete douche. That's why she fucked you in the first place.

  • Submitted by Phys on May 25, 11 at 4:49pm

    Don't wry I'll only reply to your text if I'm bored and really wanna get you sexually frustrated

  • Submitted by Michguy on May 25, 11 at 7:52pm

    If you had to say who you were, you probably meant nothing to her either.

  • Submitted by Tx498 on May 25, 11 at 4:24pm

    You must have text n got a reply that probly looked a little like this " who's this ".

  • Submitted by Spartan_Prick on May 25, 11 at 6:53pm


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    Submitted by Best_Friend on May 25, 11 at 4:43pm

    Sometimes saying nothing is better than saying anything at all. But eh,I guess it's good that he's honest.

  • Submitted by syn_ on May 25, 11 at 3:35pm

    I love how this guy is at least honest with her lol

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      Submitted by supercharger612 on May 27, 11 at 1:11am

      TRUE THAT! She fucked someone she barely knows, so clearly there's no class there. Now she knows he wants nothing else but snizz from her.

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    Submitted by Synner on May 28, 11 at 1:46am

    James, I didn't save your number for a reason. The sex was horrible, and you have a tiny penis. Even if you're so horny that you think your dick might fall off, don't message me again. :)

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    Submitted by Giraffeattack on May 26, 11 at 12:56am

    "Let me put my number in your phonnnne... now text me!"\nAt least James was honest.

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    Submitted by feenie4567 on May 26, 11 at 1:07am


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    Submitted by lillybug on May 25, 11 at 10:38pm

    Your gross grow up

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    Submitted by suicidal_sal on May 27, 11 at 12:17am

    badmitch doesn't see them twice because fucking him once was traumatizing enough.

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    Submitted by getaroom10 on May 25, 11 at 5:47pm

    Come get at me James;)

  • Submitted by gladiator1944 on May 26, 11 at 2:57pm

    Lol it's my area code... Trying to think. Do I know a douche named James?

  • Submitted by JetersAsshole on May 25, 11 at 4:10pm

    I like penis

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    Submitted by agroupofninjas on May 25, 11 at 3:50pm

    booty call

  • Submitted by sparky42 on May 25, 11 at 5:16pm

    See THIS is the kind of thing I expect to see out of 281. makes me proud

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    Submitted by badmitch on May 26, 11 at 6:33am

    That is always how BadMitch ends things,

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    Submitted by drangonfist on May 26, 11 at 9:17am

    Lol @ Best. Dad. Ever.

  • Submitted by haliganbar on May 26, 11 at 10:51am

    Break up with a booty call clause. That's thinking ahead.

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    Submitted by Kbazzle95 on Jun 4, 11 at 4:56pm

    Are you from Houston?

  • Submitted by mc_wade on May 26, 11 at 11:13am

    She was probably an ugly duckling and deserved that text.

  • Submitted by hector234 on May 25, 11 at 7:49pm

    haha this is my area code..not suprised.

  • Submitted by badmitch on May 26, 11 at 6:30pm

    BadMitch never sees them twice,