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  • James, please stop texting my grandma. How many times do I have to tell you? She has dementia and doesn't realize that you're a complete douche. That's why she fucked you in the first place.

    Submitted by enormoustard on May 25, 11 at 3:32pm
  • Don't wry I'll only reply to your text if I'm bored and really wanna get you sexually frustrated

    Submitted by Phys on May 25, 11 at 4:49pm
  • If you had to say who you were, you probably meant nothing to her either.

    Submitted by Michguy on May 25, 11 at 7:52pm

    Submitted by Spartan_Prick on May 25, 11 at 6:53pm
  • You must have text n got a reply that probly looked a little like this " who's this ".

    Submitted by Tx498 on May 25, 11 at 4:24pm
  • Sometimes saying nothing is better than saying anything at all. But eh,I guess it's good that he's honest.

    Submitted by Best_Friend on May 25, 11 at 4:43pm
  • I love how this guy is at least honest with her lol

    Submitted by syn_ on May 25, 11 at 3:35pm
    • TRUE THAT! She fucked someone she barely knows, so clearly there's no class there. Now she knows he wants nothing else but snizz from her.

      Submitted by supercharger612 on May 27, 11 at 1:11am
  • James, I didn't save your number for a reason. The sex was horrible, and you have a tiny penis. Even if you're so horny that you think your dick might fall off, don't message me again. :)

    Submitted by Synner on May 28, 11 at 1:46am
  • "Let me put my number in your phonnnne... now text me!"\nAt least James was honest.

    Submitted by Giraffeattack on May 26, 11 at 12:56am
  • Brother?

    Submitted by feenie4567 on May 26, 11 at 1:07am
  • Come get at me James;)

    Submitted by getaroom10 on May 25, 11 at 5:47pm
  • Your gross grow up

    Submitted by lillybug on May 25, 11 at 10:38pm
  • badmitch doesn't see them twice because fucking him once was traumatizing enough.

    Submitted by suicidal_sal on May 27, 11 at 12:17am
  • Lol it's my area code... Trying to think. Do I know a douche named James?

    Submitted by gladiator1944 on May 26, 11 at 2:57pm
  • I like penis

    Submitted by JetersAsshole on May 25, 11 at 4:10pm
  • booty call

    Submitted by agroupofninjas on May 25, 11 at 3:50pm
  • She was probably an ugly duckling and deserved that text.

    Submitted by mc_wade on May 26, 11 at 11:13am
  • That is always how BadMitch ends things,

    Submitted by badmitch on May 26, 11 at 6:33am
  • Lol @ Best. Dad. Ever.

    Submitted by drangonfist on May 26, 11 at 9:17am
  • Break up with a booty call clause. That's thinking ahead.

    Submitted by haliganbar on May 26, 11 at 10:51am
  • See THIS is the kind of thing I expect to see out of 281. makes me proud

    Submitted by sparky42 on May 25, 11 at 5:16pm
  • Are you from Houston?

    Submitted by Kbazzle95 on Jun 4, 11 at 4:56pm
  • haha this is my area code..not suprised.

    Submitted by hector234 on May 25, 11 at 7:49pm
  • BadMitch never sees them twice,

    Submitted by badmitch on May 26, 11 at 6:30pm