... I went down on him at the movies. I feel like Alanis Morisette.
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a little too ironic
You blew Dave Coulier?
I heard the new Smurfs movie was boring anyways.
The movie ended and the lights came up while I was doing that! I just froze with my head in his lap while everyone filed past us. Awkward.
...at least your face wasn't seen. Haha!
...and then he whispered to the person in front of him, after hearing a sticky foot sound, "I just came".\n(Dave Cook)
this post made me listen to one hand in my pocket
Awesome song reference!
I have done that before except his mom was in the other row and we almost got caught lol fun timesss.
The people paid for a show, and they're damn well going to get one. You know, since captain "taint stain" America can't fucking do it.