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  • i like how some people actually bothered to calculate the time he would have been cumming.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 8:36pm
  • 3:21, yeah, 60mph, 60 seconds = 1 mile. People are rounding 95mph to 90mph. which means 60 seconds = 1.5miles. If you don't care enough to to the math, then don't simply assume everyone else is wrong. Dumbfuck.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 3:26pm
  • so you were jizzing for a full 60 seconds? I call shenanigans

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:13pm
    • 56 seconds is more like it. i agree with the shenanigans declaration.

      Submitted by m0nk3ys on Mar 9, 10 at 2:29pm
  • oh god you are all such failures at basic math. 3:26 and 5:45 thank you for actually getting it right. (57 sec / 60 / 60) hours * 95 mph = 1.5 miles. 3:14 you are actually my favorite because you would be right if there were 100 seconds in a minute

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 25, 09 at 11:39pm
  • 95?! A mile and a half?! One word...EPIC!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:07pm
  • I want this to be on standardized tests...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 4:22am
  • I wish you all an "epic" death

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:05pm
  • 60 second nut? bullshit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 3:05pm
  • Jesus fuckin Christ let it go people he's just saying he came over a great distance in a way that doesn't make him sound like an overanalyzing toolbag who would've never gotten head in the first place.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 5:30pm
  • how do you cum for more than like 15-20 seconds? lmao

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:50pm
  • I love giving road dome!! It's so fun!!

    Submitted by BAMFCS66 on Oct 30, 10 at 12:23pm
  • Fake

    Submitted by zachneedg on Feb 8, 11 at 12:33pm
  • 3:21 you are literally too stupid to insult

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 6:13pm
  • im pretty sure i saw this dude. i was cheering him on

    Submitted by RoyJankoBitch on Oct 21, 10 at 11:24pm
  • buububububutt wwwwww why?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 2:25am
  • pls stop w/the "epic"....so pathetic ("fail" and "epic fail" are just as sad)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 3:02pm
  • MOST. EPIC. NIGHT. EVER.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 9:22pm
  • Wow u deserve a medal for that.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 11:59pm
  • Omfg if one more person calls this "epic"

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:26pm
  • December 19, 2009 11:09PM: You obviously have never had this glorious experience. I'm a chick and I got oral while driving. Its not that dangerous because you're smart enough to concentrate on the road still...and the whole driving while getting it is a huge turn on. to everyone who disagrees with me...fuck off.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 2:43am
  • haha. fair fuck. i know a guy who got road head while his mother was driving.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:08pm
  • Everyone who says Epic, excluding me, should be aborted.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:27pm
  • Next person who ays shenanigans is getting pistol whipped. $1 super troopers

    Submitted by AU23 on Aug 13, 10 at 11:31pm
  • wtf does OP mean? I've been seeing it on a lot of posts..

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 2:32am
  • What would Jesus do?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 8:30am
  • unless its at 100mph its pussy shit. i hit 100 in a prius which according to reviews and tests of the car is not possible. yes the fact it was in a prius was not epic but i think thats the most legit thing you can do in a prius

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 7:53pm
  • When it's good head it takes me about a minute....

    Submitted by mnightgoulding on May 11, 10 at 9:59am
  • 11:20 - what was that again? I don't think I get it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 23, 09 at 5:20pm
  • wow a whole second (approximately)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 5:00pm
  • Anybody that actually Figured exactly how many miles this Bro came and is bitching about it needs to have a beer or two and read this text again cause this is fucking sweet because A. He is getting road head which is bro and he is going 95 which we all no is most likely breaking a law which is also bro. So due to these facts he is indeed a bro which means he is cool as fuck and so is the text.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:27am
  • yeah suburban stl :) where is there enough copless space to get road head around here? foristell?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 12:15am
  • I hope you die next time, cunt. :).

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:18pm
  • ....I hope you crash your car into a wall next time. You could have killed someone valuable, unlike yourself or the slut blowing you, you selfish prick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:09pm
  • 56.84 seconds of cuming.\nShenanigans I say!

    Submitted by Paxl on Apr 25, 11 at 11:53am
  • is came really the past tense version?

    Submitted by orangebownanens on Mar 12, 10 at 5:35pm
  • I got roadhead at 115 bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 6:10pm
  • guys... he was exaggerating (sp?)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 4:09pm
  • 1:28 check ur math u used the right formula and still got the wrong answer. He came for about 25 seconds haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 12:49pm
  • To anyone calling BS on the mile and a half part, he could just be exaggerating. Maybe it seemed like that to him an he didn't really keep track. But props to him for getting road head.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 3:23pm
  • Yeah that's epic man!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:06pm
  • I've gotten road head doing 145 in a 70. ended up running from 2 IL state troopers that night.

    Submitted by cev2387 on Oct 25, 10 at 2:24pm
  • epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic epic

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 11:20pm
  • All this Prius talk makes me sick. Who drives those tiny pieces of shit?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:58pm
  • Keep it up. You'll be the next idiot who causes a traffic jam

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:55pm
  • Road dome is the proper terminology

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 5:06pm
  • @323....you sound odd

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 3:45pm
  • EPIC to all of the people that bitch about the word epic, you do realize we post it to irritate you, right? EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC EPIC

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 9:58pm
  • i hope you crash and she bites your dick off

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 1:31am
  • you came for a full minute?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:14pm
  • 2:36, youre retarded. Why are you here if you cant take a joke

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 2, 10 at 12:31pm
  • No dumbshit (1:28) that would make him cum for 30 seconds. Nice try though bitch

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 1:32am
  • 6:13 The hangover haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 6:23pm
  • 56 seconds.... Nice!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 22, 09 at 5:45am
  • hahahahahahahhaaa 8:36

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 2:24am
  • wish I could do that

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:30pm
  • @3:02 I can abort you with a bullet, fuckstick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 3:23pm
  • Also I realized that I said no instead of know a simple drunken texting mistake

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 8, 10 at 2:29am
  • I think he was exaggerating the "mile-and-a-half" part.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 9:56pm
  • Hahah 2:36 you are retarded

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 10, 10 at 11:54pm
  • And you get pulled over for texting!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 8:00pm
  • should be aborted? um...liiiiiiiiiittle late for that douschecock. this is an epic text though

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 3:02pm
  • no way can you cum for that long

    Submitted by gujuguy on Apr 18, 12 at 1:38am
  • But what kind of car were you in?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 7, 10 at 1:27am
  • lol ppl are dumb if he was going 60mph it would have been a 60 second nut. 95mph is less time but i dont care enough to do math.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 3:21pm
  • It's called a mouth hug.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 8:40pm
  • I love giving road dome!!! It's soo fun!!

    Submitted by BAMFCS66 on Oct 30, 10 at 12:19pm
  • got into the mile high club on a concorde. came for 12 miles

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 21, 09 at 1:30am
  • I literally laughed out loud.

    Submitted by AngelaDc1123 on Jul 8, 15 at 3:07am
  • Whoever is above me is fuckin stupid..also he'd have to be going 120 if it could actually last 30 seconds..also who the fuck texts this to people? Why does everyone need a pat on the back for everything they do?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 5:08pm
  • 12:49, correcting somebody by giving another wrong answer makes you look like a retard.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 1:11pm
  • 11:09 calm it pal it was probably make up anyways so shut up

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 11:11pm
  • Amen 5:30

    Submitted by CrawfordS on Nov 22, 11 at 9:21pm
  • Just be sure not to hit a gypsy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 6:41pm
  • Obviously a fake text. But kinda funny!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 2:59pm
  • Since 60 MPH is a mile a minuite, and he was going 95... Than that means he came for a minute and a half :O holly shit.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 1:28am
  • U can't cum for 60 seconds

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 20, 09 at 5:04am
  • Lol this happened in stl?

    Submitted by a_nony_mus on Mar 15, 10 at 1:51am
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