She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
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Sometimes sprinkling a little baking soda into a purse removes the smell of shame and burger.
- Mr. Clean
let's see...if she had a cheeseburger in her purse she is probably a big fattie
Find this woman again and marry her. She sounds like she's always prepared, if you know what I mean.
(617): Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads
YOU'VE GOT TO PAY THE TROLL TOLL
2:13 your face sucks... mah dick
If it had no pickles I'd be in love...
Can't do the fat girls man. Not my style.
Hahaha omg 1:08 you are my hero! I just legit loled, and this site doesn't make that happen
much! Ps shout out to my 617!
Can you help me find my wife?
She must be moving to Texas. Trying to get bigger to fit in
i wish i had a cheeseburger in my purse...
Shout out to my friend alex d!
Idfc what this chick looks like she's my soulmate
omg i cant believe someone actually saw me pull it out, i feel like such a fat ass now...i need a cheeseburger right about now. :(
@2:12 legit love this lol
Im posting my own texts
(602)- All night you kept introducing yourself as Seth Macfarlane, making cutaway jokes and then acting them out
I thought i was the only one that carried a cheesburger in their purse...mad props!
Lol she is ready to go!
I've done that once! lol.