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  • Sometimes sprinkling a little baking soda into a purse removes the smell of shame and burger. - Mr. Clean

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:56pm
  • let's see...if she had a cheeseburger in her purse she is probably a big fattie

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:43am
  • Find this woman again and marry her. She sounds like she's always prepared, if you know what I mean.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:58am
  • YOU'VE GOT TO PAY THE TROLL TOLL

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 2:19pm
  • (617): Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:08pm
  • Hahaha omg 1:08 you are my hero! I just legit loled, and this site doesn't make that happen much! Ps shout out to my 617!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 9:34pm
  • If it had no pickles I'd be in love...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:24pm
  • 2:13 your face sucks... mah dick

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 2:15pm
  • Can't do the fat girls man. Not my style.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 5:24am
  • She must be moving to Texas. Trying to get bigger to fit in

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 9:23pm
  • Can you help me find my wife? -Mankrik

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 3:26pm
  • Idfc what this chick looks like she's my soulmate

    Submitted by XLSuperman on Jul 7, 10 at 1:42pm
    • omg i cant believe someone actually saw me pull it out, i feel like such a fat ass now...i need a cheeseburger right about now. :(

      Submitted by VrPeaches on May 8, 11 at 2:12am
  • i wish i had a cheeseburger in my purse...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:25pm
  • Shout out to my friend alex d!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:23pm
  • I thought i was the only one that carried a cheesburger in their purse...mad props!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 8:29pm
  • @2:12 legit love this lol

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 5:44pm
  • Im posting my own texts (602)- All night you kept introducing yourself as Seth Macfarlane, making cutaway jokes and then acting them out

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:57pm
  • Lol she is ready to go!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:47pm
  • that's amazing.

    Submitted by sarahantoinette on May 16, 10 at 4:29pm
  • I've done that once! lol.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:09pm