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  • 75 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:56pm

    Sometimes sprinkling a little baking soda into a purse removes the smell of shame and burger. - Mr. Clean

  • 70 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 2:19pm

    YOU'VE GOT TO PAY THE TROLL TOLL

  • 62 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 11:24pm

    If it had no pickles I'd be in love...

  • 61 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 9:34pm

    Hahaha omg 1:08 you are my hero! I just legit loled, and this site doesn't make that happen much! Ps shout out to my 617!

  • 60 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 5:24am

    Can't do the fat girls man. Not my style.

  • 62 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 8:29pm

    I thought i was the only one that carried a cheesburger in their purse...mad props!

  • 59 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 5:44pm

    @2:12 legit love this lol

  • 63 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:08pm

    (617): Just watched Hilary Duff have a three-some on Gossip Girl...all I could imagine was that LIzzie Maguire cartoon girl freaking out above their heads

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 11:58am

    Find this woman again and marry her. She sounds like she's always prepared, if you know what I mean.

  • 53 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 18, 09 at 10:43am

    let's see...if she had a cheeseburger in her purse she is probably a big fattie

  • 62 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 3:26pm

    Can you help me find my wife? -Mankrik

  • 62 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 1:57pm

    Im posting my own texts (602)- All night you kept introducing yourself as Seth Macfarlane, making cutaway jokes and then acting them out

  • 67 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 2:15pm

    2:13 your face sucks... mah dick

  • 51 58
    Submitted by XLSuperman on Jul 7, 10 at 1:42pm

    Idfc what this chick looks like she's my soulmate

    • 27 41
      Submitted by VrPeaches on May 8, 11 at 2:12am

      omg i cant believe someone actually saw me pull it out, i feel like such a fat ass now...i need a cheeseburger right about now. :(

  • 63 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 9:23pm

    She must be moving to Texas. Trying to get bigger to fit in

  • 61 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 8:09pm

    I've done that once! lol.

  • 52 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 12:23pm

    Shout out to my friend alex d!

  • 54 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 17, 09 at 7:25pm

    i wish i had a cheeseburger in my purse...

  • 47 60
    Submitted by sarahantoinette on May 16, 10 at 4:29pm

    that's amazing.

  • 50 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 19, 09 at 4:47pm

    Lol she is ready to go!