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  • 67 40
    Submitted by porksword on Jun 23, 11 at 12:36pm
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    Scrambled eggs, smoked sausage, clam dip, and a nice tossed salad?

  • 66 40
    Submitted by W_T_F on Jun 23, 11 at 1:08pm
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    Scrambled eggs cook really fast. Way to please there, quick dick.

  • 48 34
    Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 23, 11 at 12:42pm
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    As long as they're not fertilized.

  • 58 63
    Submitted by e3super on Jun 23, 11 at 3:54pm
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    Why wasn't she cooking the eggs?

    • 24 39
      Submitted by grenadewizard on Jun 23, 11 at 5:40pm
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      awful, but made me LOL

    • 24 31
      Submitted by Melliiiraee69 on Jul 2, 11 at 8:32pm
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      LMFAO . Women should be doing the cooking .

  • 45 40
    Submitted by Nicole170 on Jun 23, 11 at 1:59pm
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    How long does it take to cook eggs, like 45 seconds?!

  • 38 27
    Submitted by soccer360 on Jun 23, 11 at 3:25pm
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    If only the Food Network channel needed pornstars in the mix...

  • 36 28
    Submitted by Phys on Jun 23, 11 at 12:37pm
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    This is one of the only times while stoned you should hope that food didn't turn out well

  • 29 38
    Submitted by kittykatluvr3195 on Jun 23, 11 at 12:17pm
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    Pretty impressive i wonder how the eggs turned out lol

    • 33 30
      Submitted by gunsnammo on Jun 23, 11 at 3:20pm
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      I guess they'll find out in about nine months.

      • 29 32
        Submitted by sparky42 on Jun 23, 11 at 5:18pm
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        you sir, are a champion.

  • 27 40
    Submitted by mazerati on Jun 23, 11 at 11:51am
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    I was just saying yesterday how amazing that would be, only not stoned.