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  • 93 57
    Submitted by W_T_F on Jun 23, 11 at 1:08pm

    Scrambled eggs cook really fast. Way to please there, quick dick.

  • 87 67
    Submitted by porksword on Jun 23, 11 at 12:36pm

    Scrambled eggs, smoked sausage, clam dip, and a nice tossed salad?

  • 72 56
    Submitted by arthurlux on Jun 23, 11 at 12:42pm

    As long as they're not fertilized.

  • 61 43
    Submitted by Phys on Jun 23, 11 at 12:37pm

    This is one of the only times while stoned you should hope that food didn't turn out well

  • 70 62
    Submitted by Nicole170 on Jun 23, 11 at 1:59pm

    How long does it take to cook eggs, like 45 seconds?!

  • 61 47
    Submitted by soccer360 on Jun 23, 11 at 3:25pm

    If only the Food Network channel needed pornstars in the mix...

  • 79 89
    Submitted by e3super on Jun 23, 11 at 3:54pm

    Why wasn't she cooking the eggs?

    • 46 65
      Submitted by grenadewizard on Jun 23, 11 at 5:40pm

      awful, but made me LOL

    • 42 51
      Submitted by Melliiiraee69 on Jul 2, 11 at 8:32pm

      LMFAO . Women should be doing the cooking .

  • 52 62
    Submitted by mazerati on Jun 23, 11 at 11:51am

    I was just saying yesterday how amazing that would be, only not stoned.

  • 49 60
    Submitted by kittykatluvr3195 on Jun 23, 11 at 12:17pm

    Pretty impressive i wonder how the eggs turned out lol

    • 54 51
      Submitted by gunsnammo on Jun 23, 11 at 3:20pm

      I guess they'll find out in about nine months.

      • 54 54
        Submitted by sparky42 on Jun 23, 11 at 5:18pm

        you sir, are a champion.