I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
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Scrambled eggs cook really fast. Way to please there, quick dick.
Scrambled eggs, smoked sausage, clam dip, and a nice tossed salad?
This is one of the only times while stoned you should hope that food didn't turn out well
How long does it take to cook eggs, like 45 seconds?!
As long as they're not fertilized.
If only the Food Network channel needed pornstars in the mix...
Why wasn't she cooking the eggs?
awful, but made me LOL
LMFAO . Women should be doing the cooking .
I was just saying yesterday how amazing that would be, only not stoned.
Pretty impressive i wonder how the eggs turned out lol
I guess they'll find out in about nine months.
you sir, are a champion.