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  • 67 62
    Submitted by MD86 on Oct 29, 11 at 10:48am

    I once knew someone who had the cops called on her by the other tenants of her building for having loud sex. They thought it was domestic abuse.

    • 45 60
      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 29, 11 at 12:24pm

      Screamers are better than sweaters...

      • 44 57
        Submitted by MD86 on Oct 29, 11 at 12:57pm

        I'm still a little naive so excuse me if I should know, but "sweaters"? Is that like a fat joke? And hell yeah, screamers let you know you're doing something right.

        • 40 49
          Submitted by threeoneseven on Oct 29, 11 at 7:35pm

          Sweaters sweat all over you and don't stop until well after youre done. It's kinda gross, there's nothing hot about being covered in someone elses sweaty B.O. Although, it's kinda sexy to *look* at a man who's a little sweaty. Now screamers are awesome.

          • 41 52
            Submitted by MD86 on Oct 29, 11 at 8:37pm

            So it is kind of a fat joke :P

            • 35 40
              Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 30, 11 at 3:14pm

              No it isn't a fat joke. Anyone can be a sweater...no matter their weight.

  • 60 54
    Submitted by youdneverthinkit on Oct 30, 11 at 2:03am

    If I'm not screaming you're not doing it right

  • 52 54
    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Oct 29, 11 at 11:21pm

    My kinda sex!

    • 47 47
      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 29, 11 at 11:32pm

      You a screamer, or just know how to cause other people to?

  • 48 54
    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 29, 11 at 5:32pm

    Wait till OP's neighbors get an elliptical reflector dish.

  • 45 50
    Submitted by veronicamoore on Oct 30, 11 at 2:11am

    You know screamers are great unless it's a guy...trust me not a good experience!

    • 30 55
      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 30, 11 at 3:11am

      There are guys that scream? I'd be scared shitless if I heard that out in the hall.

      • 44 39
        Submitted by AustralianMade on Oct 30, 11 at 8:11am

        had a girl next door at college her bf was a grunter, and that was the only noise

        • 33 45
          Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 30, 11 at 3:16pm

          Gives a whole new meaning to "rutting."

  • 36 35
    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Oct 31, 11 at 11:01am

    I love chicks that work up a sweat doing the deed.

  • 37 41
    Submitted by owens90 on Oct 30, 11 at 6:35pm

    Fact.

  • 48 66
    Submitted by peachpie88 on Oct 29, 11 at 11:29am

    I saw something on the news last week that said that the reason they are making apartment walls thicker is because of loud sex noises!

    • 41 63
      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 29, 11 at 10:52pm

      You know, it's never the guy you hear when you're walking down the hallway either.

  • 32 37
    Submitted by southern_style on Nov 15, 11 at 1:05am

    Love it!

  • 43 59
    Submitted by psychosimian on Oct 29, 11 at 11:17am

    For the win, Alex!

  • 29 33
    Submitted by djskillzmusic on Nov 2, 11 at 10:49am

    Sounds like OP needs to turn the surround sound down