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  • I once knew someone who had the cops called on her by the other tenants of her building for having loud sex. They thought it was domestic abuse.

    Submitted by MD86 on Oct 29, 11 at 10:48am
    • Screamers are better than sweaters...

      Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 29, 11 at 12:24pm
      • I'm still a little naive so excuse me if I should know, but "sweaters"? Is that like a fat joke? And hell yeah, screamers let you know you're doing something right.

        Submitted by MD86 on Oct 29, 11 at 12:57pm
        • Sweaters sweat all over you and don't stop until well after youre done. It's kinda gross, there's nothing hot about being covered in someone elses sweaty B.O. Although, it's kinda sexy to *look* at a man who's a little sweaty. Now screamers are awesome.

          Submitted by threeoneseven on Oct 29, 11 at 7:35pm
          • So it is kind of a fat joke :P

            Submitted by MD86 on Oct 29, 11 at 8:37pm
            • No it isn't a fat joke. Anyone can be a sweater...no matter their weight.

              Submitted by GA_Peach on Oct 30, 11 at 3:14pm
  • If I'm not screaming you're not doing it right

    Submitted by youdneverthinkit on Oct 30, 11 at 2:03am
  • You know screamers are great unless it's a guy...trust me not a good experience!

    Submitted by veronicamoore on Oct 30, 11 at 2:11am
    • There are guys that scream? I'd be scared shitless if I heard that out in the hall.

      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 30, 11 at 3:11am
  • I love chicks that work up a sweat doing the deed.

    Submitted by Massive_Attack on Oct 31, 11 at 11:01am
  • Love it!

    Submitted by southern_style on Nov 15, 11 at 1:05am
  • Sounds like OP needs to turn the surround sound down

    Submitted by djskillzmusic on Nov 2, 11 at 10:49am
  • My kinda sex!

    Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Oct 29, 11 at 11:21pm
    • You a screamer, or just know how to cause other people to?

      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 29, 11 at 11:32pm
  • Wait till OP's neighbors get an elliptical reflector dish.

    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 29, 11 at 5:32pm
  • For the win, Alex!

    Submitted by psychosimian on Oct 29, 11 at 11:17am
  • I saw something on the news last week that said that the reason they are making apartment walls thicker is because of loud sex noises!

    Submitted by peachpie88 on Oct 29, 11 at 11:29am
    • You know, it's never the guy you hear when you're walking down the hallway either.

      Submitted by MD86 on Oct 29, 11 at 10:52pm
  • Fact.

    Submitted by owens90 on Oct 30, 11 at 6:35pm