i'm about to say screw it and get drunk in the hotel by myself
It's 2 pm, at least sit by the pool...
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Drinking alone by the pool isn't alcoholism, it's vacation.
One is the loneliest number...that's why you order drinks two at a time.
Exactly what I am doing tonight, getting drunk at a hotel alone then skinny dipping in the pool. Will be waiting for the cops to show up while cartwheeling...
Just bring a few beers and name the ones u dnt drink after about two hrs. However I've done this got horny and started thinkin they were real and stuck one up my vag.
Sit by a pool and drink and ur gunna wake up on the bottom dear
Let's fuc k