his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
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i've never really called going down on a girl giving head..i didnt really think they had a head..and i wouldn't go to my friend and be like "Dude I gave so much head last night!" I'm pretty sure that would be taken differently..
im a guy and i cant understand why some girls thinks it makes them sluttly..but i dont really lose respect a gf gives me head..because then why wouldnt she lose respect for me if i go down on her? its just making your partner feel good and not have to work..but i dont respect girls who give it to random guys..give it to a guy that wont tell anyone ..that way its win win
10.07 we all know you're the same person every time (10.02, 8.52, 8.27). Just fuck off - no one cares.
blowjobs will bring this country out of recession
ahh this is the age old battle of girls who give head verses girls who don't. let me give u a spoiler alert, head giving girls always when. 1. guys love us. 2.most likely we're getting head to (ohyea ;) and 3. fuck this everyone luvs head and luvs ppl who give it! so suck it all u haters. we're not whores we're just masters of the fellatio arts!
11:56AM- Yea that is something aspire to....... I think I am going to flip flop in this argument. Clearly giving head, NOT the best thing.
wow. what gender are you 10.02? I either feel concerned or offended.
*sarcasm* the girl who does anal. obviously. because the girl who gives head is "no self-respecting woman gives head" and do believe that means shes not "classy"
'You got like half a dozen handjobs'
'And 3/4 of a blowjob but who's counting?'
i agree with you 2:26
the girl is a tank, i want her
i meant i would understand sorry
11:43 you are talking about other people using a spell checker but you said "it makes since"... you mean "it makes sense"?
I think he just posted on the site "ijustwanttotellyou" saying he isn't sorry he punched you in the eye, cuz the blowjob sucked anyways.
3:32 - my first thought also. Lock the door if it isn't your own place!
cmon over, i promise not to punch you in the face..
8:27 must be an ugly, fat girl with no guy. you need to know how to please your man
Does anyone really want to be like 11:28AM?? Clearly you prove that giving head, prob not the best decision a woman can make......
PS- 11:28AM not only are you a slut, but you are a dumb slut. Go wash the cum out of your mouth and learn to read.
its so much funnier if you imagine they are both midgets
is it true that if you don't use it, you lose it?
Maybe she got "punched" in the face by his dick? :)
want to hear a joke?
11:28AM- Thanks for proving my point!!! Only stupid fucking whores like you give head and then are laughed at.
And clearly you are a stupid fucking whore..... and clearly you are being laughed at by everyone, even the guys. Because while they enjoy a bj they still don't respect you.
the only girl i've ever met who didn't give head would do anal on her period week.
8:27, 8:52, 10:02, and 10:07 is all obviously the same person. Get a life, just because no one wants your ugly ass near their dick doesn't mean you should be hatin' on those who get to enjoy a dick every once in a while.
Haha.....thats a true 'money shot' haha
I bet this is exactly what happened to Rihanna
way to rep the midwest :)
2:13 has sucked a lot of dick, I know, from personal experience
aawwwwww that suckss...for both of you.
as a dude, if the girl is sucking different dick every night, then theres problems. theres nothing wrong with a chick who gives head to a bf, or every once in a while (definition varies) to a guy she meets...to the douchebag who keeps posting, the best thing you could do for society would be to jump in front of a train...
it amazes me how retards only have two emotions. Happy and Mad
3 ft tall
makes a great sandwich
no i'm 11:49 saying i miswrote..i said i can't undertand when i meant i can understand
well sumtimes me and my friends say "he gave me head" of head 4 head. it makes since when its a bunch of girs talking to eachother. and i understand what 11:8 is trying to say they just should have used spell check first its hard to "win" and arguement "when" you dont used the right spelling.
born with a leash.
doesn't have vocal chords.
2 foot tongue.
as 10:12 i can say I had nothing to do with 10:22 except laughter
the economy sucks and it's getting tougher, but try to find a dude who doesn't live with his folks next time.
why so many haters here? its not smart to call people names and insult them. why does anyone still do it? this site is funny sometimes, sad even more. I cry for the future.....
I am surprised that any women still have anything to do with most of the guys that spout that silly hater BS....
2:48 has a huge vagina if she needs a 2 foot tongue
im confused.............always when?
I'm wondering if she accidentally bit his dong after getting punched out.
Yup. If a girl does not give head, it's a dealbreaker for me. If she's too much of a prude to engage in something that is truly wonderful (and deserves reciprocity), then she can go back to the convent. bitch.
2:48 made me lol
you're a funny funny gal
why dont people lock their fucking doors?
10:02 thank You for giving me some hope that not everyone up here is a fucking trash. Like seriously - Thank You!
Dude, where the eff is your car?!?
That's what you get for blowin'.
I am glad you have a black eye and feel embarrassed.
You deserve it, you stupid fucking worthless piece of shit whore. You should not have been sucking a dick, you are nothing but a cocksucking cunt.
Wow. reading these posts, can I just say, Americans are a weird lot... I'll remember not to ever sleep with one, too many freaks... wow!
Yes, absolutely. Nice 40 Year-Old Virgin reference.
Which half of your clothes were still on? Top or bottom?
Oh, St. Louis women, wondering why you can't find a decent guy.
all you guys who are dissing girls for sucking dick need to reevaluate your lives! every guy i know (not saying ive sucked their dick) enjoy blow jobs.
1128 has the right idea
lol that happened to one of my friends in high school, he was grounded so his gf came over n blew him n when his parents walked in she was under his covers n she poked her head out an was like, "hiii......" lol
11.41 oh so you're still here? Crawl back in your hole you creep.
wait whose the black dude? and this is the weirdest convo.
"no self-respecting woman gives head" seriously? really, are you being serious? you either don't want your girlfriend to respect herself or you don't want head. sounds like two pretty awful choices to me
I meant 11.41 is the guy who posted several responses earlier about sluts and whores. Clearly severe issues.
nicely said 226. fuck you dumb bitches who say that giving head is for fat, stupid whores. YOU are more than likely the fat stupid whore.
Both 12:26s, good job. At least there are some sensible people here
how old are you people?! variety is the spice of life and going down on your partner (and having your partner go down on you) is GREAT foreplay!
ahhh cum the best man made protien
So given what I've read, apparently I'm a stupid whore because I am willing to go down on my boyfriend... You know what's sad? The people that are saying those things have no idea about anything. Me going down on him has nothing to do with being stupid or being a whore. A person can be a whore and be doing everything under the sun BUT doing down on her bf. I trust and respect my boyfriend just like he trusts and respects me.
uncanning it means you take things out of their cans, not to be confused with uncanny
Just what tfnl needs - another mysogynistic serial poster.
12:30- you literally made me laugh out loud
tfnl if you're gonna censor can you at least be upfront about it? You're unknown errors can fuck off.
The bitch got what she deserved, no self respecting woman gives head.
Fat, ugly, trashy cunts give head.
I hope she ran home and cried her eyes out. She deserved worse than a black eye for being so stupid.
why cant a girl give some head? she doesnt have to be a whore if she does
"born with a leash and credit card in hand"
It might be a guy whose ugly dick no one wants near their ass (or mouth). Just a thought.
I once got head from a midget. She stood up the whole time.
Fucking stl.. Can't we do better than 'can you pick me up?' That's what every single girl on tfln ends they're sob, drunk, fml story with. Also, I feel that he kind of owes you a ride home after punching you in the face. I hope you managed to snag your dignity on the way out.
Um, ridiculous isn't necessarily funny. Try making a real joke. Or is that what your spelling was supposed to be?
i don't see why people say girls who give head to their bfs are whores? i go down on my gf, only fair for her to return the favor
Giving head has nothing to do with you being a slut or not. I agree, try not to suck any dicks on the way through the parking lot, but with your boyfriend, that's just making him feel good. If he's worth his salt, he'll do the same in return.
I'm sorry, I must have missed the bulletin: what does giving head have to do with self respect?
12:04PM- you screw around with the sluts who feel so LIBERATED GIVING HEAD, then dump them and marry a nice pretty girl and have kids. No one needs a bj, sex is always good.
Yea fat girls and butterfaces give the best head.
Cant feel the rolls of fat when shes on her knees and the dick blocks everything else out so you can at least say she has nice eyes.
how do we know it was a girl. i bet it was a big black dude
come on, is it really that big of a deal?
good to know that as a woman you have the uncanning ability to not find humor in rediculous statements
You are a stupid slut, this is what you get for sucking a dick. Hopefully the black eye will teach you a lesson. Don't be such a stupid fucking slut.
11:41 (2) as a man I can say that we really don't respect whiny ass bitches who nag everyone about everything. And you are the type of girl I would force feed my cock just to shut you the fuck up. All done whilst high fiving a midget.
why wouldn't you just call? this seems like an emergency.
I bet all your moms suck cock
"Hey you, get back here"
...if i had a dollar for every time i sent that text....>.<
Maybe it was just his cougar girlfriend... Meow.
11:39 you aren't much better, you bitter dyke
True 12:00. What's funny is that in my experience the fat girls are the biggest sluts. Self esteems issues for the WIN!!!!
What does stl stand for?
go fuck yourself 10:02, because I know nobody else wants to
8:42- It makes me wonder?
Any girl against giving a bj has never been eaten out before. Why deny yourself from a wonderful feeling?
there's no cum in her mouth if she is the master of fellatio arts he claims to be she better be swallowing it all!
ahhh children. there is nothing wrong with sucking "A" dick. There is something wrong with sucking lots of dicks.
Try not to suck anyones dick on your way thru the parking lot.
10:02 I really want your life. I've always wondered what it would be like to be someone without a clue.
yes, most of all of our moms have probably sucked a cock. so?
uncanning? hmmmm......i'm gonna go check webster's for that one....brb.
what do you tell a woman with 2 black eyes?
nothing, she has already been told twice
8:52, I can't wait until your daughter grows up and starts taking it all over her face.
i don't live with my mom.
I hope the whore who posted this learned her lesson, get off your knees bitch. I am sure hf "boyfriend" and his friends are calling her much worse right now.
Just think of the discussion he had with his mother after you left though.
nothing wrong with public transit
11:28AM - You are a fucking idiot....... for SOOOOOOOOO many reasons.
Ah, very true, I'm sorry I didn't think of that.
seriously, i understand the dude turned around and accidentally punched her. but how FORCEFULLY did he turn in order for it to leave a black eye?! lol he must've spun around pretty violently.
Fake? This was on FML before, and then somewhere else even before then.
Then as 10.25 I can say it was wishful thinking there was only one of you.
10:02/10:07 stop repeating yourself, we know its the same person. Isn't there a cartoon on that you would be more interested in?
If you can't drive then stick to handjobs. Then she could have just played it off like his zipper was stuck.. Or something.
3:07 and 3:11
What if she's in highschool?
Explains why her bf lives at home still. And why she doesn't drive..
Stupid whore got what she deserved, cock in the mouth and a shot to the eye. Thats what you get when you are THAT stupid......
3:11AM- Blowjobs will spread herpies, damn the sluts who perform them!
This should be on FML. Wrong website