the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
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Harry Potter is better than twilight.
too bad it's all stupid as fuck
Team Sirius Black.
Jacob fucks doggy style
Team Jacob? Team Edward? How about team shut the fuck up?!?!
Owned by a preteen! Tragic
I'd fuck Jacob doggy style. Or any style he liked really.
Time for your wingman to scream TEAM EDWARD and pour glitter all over himself/ bedazzle his cock
Where's blade when you need him?
You twilight fags are worse than the Lord of the Ring douche bags a few years ago. Get a freakin life.
I fucking love you.
I lucking fove you
Omg I hope this is real.
FUCK TWILIGHT :)
TEAM TYLERS VAN!! if only it had killed her.
...and then Buffy staked Edward. The end.
And halfway through Wesley snipes comes in and kills everything .... Would make it soooo much better
twilight is such a fuckin waste of time... I would have to be held captive by special ops to make me sit through that load of crap...then I would be ready to string up with my own shoelaces!!!
Love this Text!! But Team Switzerland and Team Carlisle are the MUCH better Teams to be on :D\nPeace.Love.Twilight.
Team Harry Potter!
Hp fan more than twlight fan
I wanna get that wasted soon.
Harry potter is better. Twilight is for people with now lives.
team Jacob?\nteam edward?!\nhow about TEAM PETER CHAO mutha fuckas!!!!!
xFluffyx what's wrong with doggy style? Lol
OHMYGOD! Now that is fucking hilarious (:
Team Lestat FTW bitches.
Bahahah. Bitch, please.
Haha. That's rough:)
Gotta be one of my all time favs!
everyone calm the fuck down. if you took ten minutes to read you'd realize twilight is a good book. it's the movies that suck shit.
As opposed to screaming at a 12 yr old UNaggressively
At least lord of the rings is a very well written story. Twilight was based of a wet dream the author had about a vampire
Twilight is horrifying swill that should burn. But that's just hysterical.
Team stfu about glampires
This text should be entitled Reasons why not to go drunk to a vampire/werwolf movie premier ;D
Yes team Bill Compton all the way
TEAM RON BURGUNDY!!!!!!!!!
It's ridiculous how someone would actually punch for that...
Dunni, that's definitely what we need!
Team Eric Northman. I had to say it. Its a book series but for some girls its their version of fantasy football or whatever RPG style things like. As annoying as it is we must agree to disagree. Twilight books, decent. Twilight movies, total shit not worth 2 hours or 9$.
How about team no one fucking cares! Anyone who chooses "a team" simply wants to screw Jake or Edward. The decision is purly sexual preferance
Team JACOB! Lol
Awesome but fake. No little twitard is actually strong enough to make a black eye except her lil dollies. Too bad. I'd pay to see it.
WCportugal- in order for you to have known the guys name and the fact it was a van makes me think you actually watched twilight. Meaning that you're trying to be a hard ass. It's not working.
Team Eric Northman FTW!!!!!!!
I honestly would take the black eye for this! Very funny.
TEAM LITERACY.\n\nBam.\n\nI'm done.
was it a right hook?
TEAM BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER
hahaha! all these girls and their twilight obsessions, not sure if I'll ever get it
Team Buffy all the way!
Twilight sucks so bad no one fucking should watch the it has no point
Seriously if you don't like it than shut the hell up and don't criticize those of us who actually enjoy it. it's just a series of books and a few movies it's nothing to get upset about whether someone likes it or not.
How about all the jack offs on here complaining about Twilight get a life. You took the time to post this for a movie you don't care about? Losers.
Team Sirius Black SECONDED
these pretzels are making me Firsty.
Awesome. I laughed pretty hard.
How bout team Evan? Lol
Twilight is stupid, but this is funny as hell.
@saweeeeeet: Team Bella all da way :P
How about Team Buffy.
Haha ya...not twilight series are ok
Wow. Fuck them all. Twilight sucks ass.
Team JACOB all The Way bby.! :)
Edwart is sooooo much better. He fucking sparkles.
you know what else sparkles? cinnabuns so go eat one fatty
The text was hilarious. But this comment is even better.
i want to shake your hand, sir
lmao touche` sir touche`
Team Jacob? No, teen puss...
Let's put aside the Twilight rivalry BS and conclude that if you're a grown man and you get punched in the face by a 12-year-old girl, then you really need to sit down and wonder where your life went wrong.