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  • Submitted by gregis111 on Jul 2, 10 at 8:02pm

    Harry Potter is better than twilight.

  • Submitted by HouseOfWolvesx on Jul 3, 10 at 12:29am

    Team Sirius Black.

  • Submitted by xFluffyx on Jul 2, 10 at 7:36pm

    Jacob fucks doggy style

  • Submitted by big_dubya56 on Jul 2, 10 at 10:29pm

    Team Jacob? Team Edward? How about team shut the fuck up?!?!

  • Submitted by DevilDogUSMC on Jul 2, 10 at 7:35pm

    Owned by a preteen! Tragic

  • Submitted by jamielynnbeaty on Jul 2, 10 at 7:45pm

    I'd fuck Jacob doggy style. Or any style he liked really.

  • Submitted by mike0006 on Jul 2, 10 at 8:26pm

    Time for your wingman to scream TEAM EDWARD and pour glitter all over himself/ bedazzle his cock

  • Submitted by TheWingMan on Jul 2, 10 at 7:08pm


  • Submitted by dunni786 on Jul 2, 10 at 9:56pm

    Where's blade when you need him?

  • Submitted by RolledUp on Jul 2, 10 at 7:22pm

    You twilight fags are worse than the Lord of the Ring douche bags a few years ago. Get a freakin life.

    • Submitted by anon33 on Jul 3, 10 at 1:26am

      I fucking love you.

      • Submitted by Sly145 on Mar 27, 11 at 1:28am

        I lucking fove you

  • Submitted by natalia24 on Jul 2, 10 at 10:56pm

    Team Alice.

  • Submitted by necrocat on Jul 2, 10 at 10:12pm

    Omg I hope this is real.

  • Submitted by herrrrro on Jul 2, 10 at 9:52pm


  • Submitted by buzzcutt on Jul 2, 10 at 9:51pm

    twilight is such a fuckin waste of time... I would have to be held captive by special ops to make me sit through that load of crap...then I would be ready to string up with my own shoelaces!!!

  • Submitted by WCPortugal on Jul 3, 10 at 9:19am

    TEAM TYLERS VAN!! if only it had killed her.

  • Submitted by underfan15 on Jul 3, 10 at 4:37pm

    ...and then Buffy staked Edward. The end.

  • Submitted by fridayrock04 on Jul 2, 10 at 11:51pm

    And halfway through Wesley snipes comes in and kills everything .... Would make it soooo much better

    • Submitted by Mandalay on Jul 4, 10 at 3:50pm


  • Submitted by ilovetaylorswift on Jul 7, 10 at 10:01pm

    Team Harry Potter!

  • Submitted by SuppressiveFire on Jul 2, 10 at 11:23pm

    Hp fan more than twlight fan

  • Submitted by APromiseToBurn on Jul 2, 10 at 9:30pm

    Love this Text!! But Team Switzerland and Team Carlisle are the MUCH better Teams to be on :D\nPeace.Love.Twilight.

  • Submitted by starrsoforion on Jul 3, 10 at 12:13pm

    Team bill

  • Submitted by adhslax4 on Jul 17, 10 at 1:44am

    I wanna get that wasted soon.

  • Submitted by softball17 on Jul 2, 10 at 8:08pm

    xFluffyx what's wrong with doggy style? Lol

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 3, 10 at 2:40pm

    Team Harry

  • Submitted by AlwaysAllNighter on Aug 3, 10 at 10:00am

    Harry potter is better. Twilight is for people with now lives.

  • Submitted by 1ArmyStrong1 on Jul 3, 10 at 4:50pm

    Haha. That's rough:)

  • Submitted by schmuckers06 on Jul 2, 10 at 7:13pm

    Bahahah. Bitch, please.

  • Submitted by ez_aka_the_one on Jul 16, 10 at 2:25am

    Gotta be one of my all time favs!

  • Submitted by jadamaniaci1593 on Jul 2, 10 at 7:52pm

    OHMYGOD! Now that is fucking hilarious (:

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 10 at 7:06pm

    Get owned!

  • Submitted by kyui13 on Jul 3, 10 at 2:49pm

    Team Lestat FTW bitches.

  • Submitted by lilmisa on Jul 6, 10 at 2:52pm

    team Jacob?\nteam edward?!\nhow about TEAM PETER CHAO mutha fuckas!!!!!

  • Submitted by fuuckyoou on Jul 4, 10 at 12:00am

    everyone calm the fuck down. if you took ten minutes to read you'd realize twilight is a good book. it's the movies that suck shit.

  • Submitted by skullcrusher on Jul 3, 10 at 9:52am

    team jasper!

  • Submitted by twilightsucksass on Jul 3, 10 at 12:26pm

    Team potter!

  • Submitted by batsoverbarstow on Jul 5, 10 at 7:23pm

    Twilight is horrifying swill that should burn. But that's just hysterical.

  • Submitted by flyincross on Jul 2, 10 at 11:30pm

    As opposed to screaming at a 12 yr old UNaggressively

  • Submitted by totally on Jul 9, 10 at 3:30am

    TEAM RON BURGUNDY!!!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by mp9p on Jul 2, 10 at 7:21pm

    Team JACOB! Lol

  • Submitted by bloo707 on Jul 27, 10 at 1:27am

    Team stfu about glampires

  • Submitted by missellewoods on Jul 3, 10 at 4:16pm

    Team Edward

  • Submitted by kinda_bitchy303 on Jul 7, 10 at 2:56pm

    Yes team Bill Compton all the way

  • Submitted by shinee on Jul 3, 10 at 1:22am

    Dunni, that's definitely what we need!

  • Submitted by noah13 on Jul 4, 10 at 9:13am

    At least lord of the rings is a very well written story. Twilight was based of a wet dream the author had about a vampire

  • Submitted by saweeeeeet on Jul 3, 10 at 12:45am

    How about team no one fucking cares! Anyone who chooses "a team" simply wants to screw Jake or Edward. The decision is purly sexual preferance

  • Submitted by Styphin on Jul 3, 10 at 5:31am


  • Submitted by wwiiace on Jul 4, 10 at 1:36pm

    Awesome but fake. No little twitard is actually strong enough to make a black eye except her lil dollies. Too bad. I'd pay to see it.

  • Submitted by mymorningjacket on Jul 4, 10 at 3:56am

    Team Eric Northman FTW!!!!!!!

  • Submitted by lindseysarus on Jul 3, 10 at 12:58pm

    Team Eric Northman. I had to say it. Its a book series but for some girls its their version of fantasy football or whatever RPG style things like. As annoying as it is we must agree to disagree. Twilight books, decent. Twilight movies, total shit not worth 2 hours or 9$.

  • Submitted by greenkid on Jul 3, 10 at 4:38am

    It's ridiculous how someone would actually punch for that...

  • Submitted by aTastyCookie on Jul 3, 10 at 7:35pm


  • Submitted by wise420 on Jul 3, 10 at 1:48am

    hahaha! all these girls and their twilight obsessions, not sure if I'll ever get it

  • Submitted by bkeane1 on Jul 2, 10 at 11:56pm

    I honestly would take the black eye for this! Very funny.

  • Submitted by ninjaman181 on Jul 25, 10 at 5:03pm

    Team Bella!

  • Submitted by thatguyrobbie on Jul 14, 10 at 4:30am

    This text should be entitled Reasons why not to go drunk to a vampire/werwolf movie premier ;D

  • Submitted by boysloveus on Jul 3, 10 at 11:38am

    WCportugal- in order for you to have known the guys name and the fact it was a van makes me think you actually watched twilight. Meaning that you're trying to be a hard ass. It's not working.

  • Submitted by thisapprox on Jul 3, 10 at 2:14pm

    How about all the jack offs on here complaining about Twilight get a life. You took the time to post this for a movie you don't care about? Losers.

  • Submitted by xxbritniiiiiixx on Jul 3, 10 at 1:34am

    Seriously if you don't like it than shut the hell up and don't criticize those of us who actually enjoy it. it's just a series of books and a few movies it's nothing to get upset about whether someone likes it or not.

  • Submitted by Powerman on Jul 10, 10 at 4:51pm

    was it a right hook?

  • Submitted by justashadow on Jul 3, 10 at 3:44pm

    Team Buffy all the way!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 2, 10 at 11:00pm

    Awesome. I laughed pretty hard.

  • Submitted by HollyBee on Oct 13, 10 at 11:07pm

    TEAM LITERACY.\n\nBam.\n\nI'm done.

  • Submitted by Chuck_Bass_FTW on Jul 30, 10 at 8:04am

    Team Sirius Black SECONDED

  • Submitted by firsty on Jul 15, 10 at 1:31am

    these pretzels are making me Firsty.

  • Submitted by enigmaember on Jun 18, 11 at 3:33am

    Omg WiNnInG!

  • Submitted by blahblah111610 on Nov 30, 10 at 11:29pm

    How about Team Buffy.

  • Submitted by kewlmyc on Jul 18, 10 at 12:24pm

    Laughed hard

  • Submitted by strafemaster on Jul 6, 10 at 1:52am

    Twilight sucks so bad no one fucking should watch the it has no point

  • Submitted by KlaskXupo on Jul 9, 10 at 1:18pm

    @saweeeeeet: Team Bella all da way :P

  • Submitted by georgionigga on Jul 23, 10 at 4:59am

    Team TOSH.O!

  • Submitted by soccerluver0035 on Jul 16, 10 at 6:34pm

    Twilight is stupid, but this is funny as hell.

  • Submitted by machaveli2 on Jul 2, 10 at 10:07pm

    How bout team Evan? Lol

  • Submitted by toribearforever on Jul 14, 10 at 1:39am

    Haha ya...not twilight series are ok

  • Submitted by tfossx on Jul 4, 10 at 2:33am

    team walrus.

  • Submitted by Kazooie on Jul 5, 10 at 2:56am

    Wow. Fuck them all. Twilight sucks ass.

  • Submitted by lolguy575 on Jul 11, 10 at 11:34pm


  • Submitted by ebray90 on Jul 3, 10 at 12:51am

    Team JACOB all The Way bby.! :)

  • Submitted by cwhidbee10 on Jul 3, 10 at 5:30am

    Team Edward!

  • Submitted by cinnamon12 on Jul 2, 10 at 7:16pm

    Edwart is sooooo much better. He fucking sparkles.

    • Submitted by Hawk21 on Jul 2, 10 at 7:58pm

      you know what else sparkles? cinnabuns so go eat one fatty

      • Submitted by IrregularMe on Jul 2, 10 at 8:31pm

        The text was hilarious. But this comment is even better.

      • Submitted by thisisimportant on Jul 2, 10 at 9:23pm

        i want to shake your hand, sir

      • Submitted by hazard248 on Jul 3, 10 at 2:49pm

        lmao touche` sir touche`

  • Submitted by pichu180 on Jul 2, 10 at 11:51pm

    Team Jacob? No, teen puss...

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    Submitted by RazorTongue on Sep 2, 15 at 2:43pm

    Let's put aside the Twilight rivalry BS and conclude that if you're a grown man and you get punched in the face by a 12-year-old girl, then you really need to sit down and wonder where your life went wrong.