I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
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I like girls with meat on their bones, but "fat" is pushing it. One has to draw a line somewhere. And it also depends on where the weight is positioned; if she looks like a weeble, she gets no dick. But if it's all ass and titties, rock on.
On a side note: I fucked a skinney chick once. It felt like I was fucking a weight bench with a jar of mayo stuck in the middle.
I'll take the over vs under weights any day. Waking up bruised the next morning because ana girl's pubic bone had no padding is not so fun. ;)
From a fat chick: we know how to rock it.
Once you go fat you don't go back?
Eh. It was a stretch.
wingman of the year? possibly
I'm a fat chick. I don't fuck a guy who isn't white. My lips aren't chapped. More guys like fat women, most just don't have the balls to admit it.
fat girls are awesome. not more or less than others. just awesome.
fat chicks do it best. for real.
2:39, if you don't stop saying LAWLZ, somebody is going to throw you a beatin. Seriously.
7:36 a bit sensitive are we? donky face fat girl was also mentioned. i fail how to see that anyone is really being outed here. theres a type for everyone, includung donky faced anos and remember, if you wouldnt fuck you, no one else will either.
Fat chicks are like mopeds....fun to ride, but you always hope nobody catches you
lmao 551!!!!! agreed
Now that's a good friend.
ha! chunky girls are awesome
repeat of the wingman grenade text??
7:36-get over yourself. I did not call all skinny girls donkey faced, so if you see yourself as donkey faced that is your problem and not mine.
If you've had enough sex, then you know chunky girls do it the best. 100% true statement. FEELS INCREDIBLE!
1:47 You should look up ignorant.
11:47 and 12:44 you are both ignorant idiots.
not all fat girls want to sleep with black guys 2:50. not all fat girls are desperate either. there are fat girls who wear potato sacks and have donkey faces, fat girls who wear too small clothing with ok faces, and there are fat girls who know how to wear clothes that fits them and have pretty faces. and i am sure there are plenty of guys who will take donkey faced anorexics over pretty fat girls, but it is a lot cheaper to lose weight than it would be to have plastic surgery.
More cushion for the pushing!
Fat girls just try harder. All there is to it. Sometimes, that equals epic win.
fat guys are more acceptable in society, but i cannot find even a slightly chubby dude attractive. fat dudes always immediately hit the friend-zone with me.
Dude, are you a surfer?
Just slap that thigh and ride the wave in.
alright homo, way to be cool
the responses to this one are as good as the damn post
fat girls fuck like they've got something to prove
8:10 = some funny shit
this is totally stolen from Tucker Max!!! plagiarism isn't funny, dick.
its true..i dated a chick who was as i considered her "extra lovely", it was the best sex ever
7:21 is legen (waaait for it...i hope you're not lactose intolerant) DAIRY!
Barney Stinson wants YOU.
i want both of you in my bed. at the same time.
Chunky is a different story than obese! Chunky girls = win.
Eww, thats groooossss!
shut up, just everyone shut up.
I want to hang out with both of you
my ex is with a fat chick. she doesn't have a pretty face. plus she lives in new york and we live in fl. he weighs maybe 130, she probably weighs 160+ i'd hate to see them fucking...
4:55. i love you, can i set you up with my sister?
looks like someone ment wayen ROCK ON DUDE!!!!!
because they're so used to shoving large quantities of stuff in their mouth
Did you hire a professional wingman?
Hate fat chicks... Have to be 100-150 with in that or go away
Big N' Chunky by will.i.am
that's a team player right there
Cant find the hole, stick it in the roll
cause she ain't a lady if she ain't 280
I stopped reading at 7:36. Because no one else can top that. Made my life. xD
took one for the team once...i thought i was rubbing her clit....it was justa fat roll....i was lmao on the inside but trying to keep it cool because she was still moaning...just wanted to fart and get out of there...but knowing my friend was hitting a 19 long and lean made it all better....what are friends for.
if you're mistaking a fat roll for a clit, i really don't think you're getting much anyways.\nguys like you make me so fucking glad i'm a lesbian.
bisexual butt pirate - ? so she was doing you? haha
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA The greatest wing man in the world right there!
i like me a thick chick. gives u a lil somethin to grab on to
as a donkey faced skinny girl...
FUCK YOU 6:40. stop making skinny girls feel like shit because you're fat. i wish i was fat and pretty but that's the way i am so shut it.
Fat chicks need love too!
aren't we all just supposed to be laughing?
oh well, I'll laugh alone.
this is hilarious.
"if you wouldnt fuck you, no one else will either." Not true 8:00, but I know what you're saying.
This dude reminds me of my college room mate. I miss my college room mate. God damn friends with standards.
fat white chicks look nasty, their bodies don't hold weight well.....but a black chick.....she can have meat on her bones and look like a 10!......ever seen those video models?
but fat dudes, thats another story.....
they'll put anything in their mouths.... as long as it's dipped in ranch dressing.
i was told to have sex with fat girls > they dont get to as often so they try harder, plus theyre gracious so theyll make you breakfast
everyone needs a friend like that guy.
fat chicks like black dicks on their chapped lips and thats it
It's not so much the quiet ones, as it is the chubby ones.
This text has been posted before wtf?
june 9 11:06 a little bit racist, aren't you? It's sad.
p.s that should be head...not had...apparently fat people cannot spell
i like big girls and they have consistanly been the best fucks. plus they are easy to get to do shit an uptight skinny girl wouldn do. the last big girl i had i turned into a bisexual butt pirate. GOODTIMES!
haha "gotta sacrifice some looks for a someone who is morally casual" - Animal House
I get a lot more boys hitting on me when I'm at my skinniest, not my biggest. I'm just sayin'.