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  • I like girls with meat on their bones, but "fat" is pushing it. One has to draw a line somewhere. And it also depends on where the weight is positioned; if she looks like a weeble, she gets no dick. But if it's all ass and titties, rock on. On a side note: I fucked a skinney chick once. It felt like I was fucking a weight bench with a jar of mayo stuck in the middle.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:03am
  • From a fat chick: we know how to rock it. Once you go fat you don't go back? Eh. It was a stretch.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:51pm
  • I'll take the over vs under weights any day. Waking up bruised the next morning because ana girl's pubic bone had no padding is not so fun. ;)

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:51pm
  • wingman of the year? possibly

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:21pm
  • I'm a fat chick. I don't fuck a guy who isn't white. My lips aren't chapped. More guys like fat women, most just don't have the balls to admit it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:12pm
  • Fat chicks are like mopeds....fun to ride, but you always hope nobody catches you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:44pm
  • fat chicks do it best. for real.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:36pm
  • 2:39, if you don't stop saying LAWLZ, somebody is going to throw you a beatin. Seriously.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:59pm
  • fat girls are awesome. not more or less than others. just awesome.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:55am
  • 11:47 and 12:44 you are both ignorant idiots.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:47pm
  • 7:36 a bit sensitive are we? donky face fat girl was also mentioned. i fail how to see that anyone is really being outed here. theres a type for everyone, includung donky faced anos and remember, if you wouldnt fuck you, no one else will either.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:00pm
  • lmao 551!!!!! agreed

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:20pm
  • ha! chunky girls are awesome

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:22pm
  • Now that's a good friend.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:12pm
  • not all fat girls want to sleep with black guys 2:50. not all fat girls are desperate either. there are fat girls who wear potato sacks and have donkey faces, fat girls who wear too small clothing with ok faces, and there are fat girls who know how to wear clothes that fits them and have pretty faces. and i am sure there are plenty of guys who will take donkey faced anorexics over pretty fat girls, but it is a lot cheaper to lose weight than it would be to have plastic surgery.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:40pm
  • repeat of the wingman grenade text??

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:45am
  • If you've had enough sex, then you know chunky girls do it the best. 100% true statement. FEELS INCREDIBLE!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:24pm
  • 7:36-get over yourself. I did not call all skinny girls donkey faced, so if you see yourself as donkey faced that is your problem and not mine.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:19am
  • alright homo, way to be cool

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:53pm
  • More cushion for the pushing!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:36pm
  • 1:47 You should look up ignorant. MORON.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:26pm
  • the responses to this one are as good as the damn post

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:14am
  • Dude, are you a surfer? Just slap that thigh and ride the wave in.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:10pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHA AMAZING

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:09pm
  • fat guys are more acceptable in society, but i cannot find even a slightly chubby dude attractive. fat dudes always immediately hit the friend-zone with me.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:14am
  • its true..i dated a chick who was as i considered her "extra lovely", it was the best sex ever

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:14am
  • Fat girls just try harder. All there is to it. Sometimes, that equals epic win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:55pm
  • fat girls fuck like they've got something to prove

    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 3:39pm
  • I want to hang out with both of you

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:35pm
  • 7:21 is legen (waaait for it...i hope you're not lactose intolerant) DAIRY!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:51pm
  • Barney Stinson wants YOU.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 7:21am
  • 4:55. i love you, can i set you up with my sister?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:11pm
  • that's a team player right there

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:00am
  • i want both of you in my bed. at the same time.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:07pm
  • shut up, just everyone shut up.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:48pm
  • 8:10 = some funny shit

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:40pm
  • Did you hire a professional wingman?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:21pm
  • @2:36 because they're so used to shoving large quantities of stuff in their mouth

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:38pm
  • this is totally stolen from Tucker Max!!! plagiarism isn't funny, dick.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 5:58pm
  • Eww, thats groooossss!

    Submitted by surfer321 on Jun 6, 10 at 10:55pm
  • bisexual butt pirate - ? so she was doing you? haha

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 10:33am
  • Chunky is a different story than obese! Chunky girls = win.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:24pm
  • i like me a thick chick. gives u a lil somethin to grab on to

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:20pm
  • Hate fat chicks... Have to be 100-150 with in that or go away

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:03am
  • I stopped reading at 7:36. Because no one else can top that. Made my life. xD

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:40am
  • looks like someone ment wayen ROCK ON DUDE!!!!!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:50pm
  • my ex is with a fat chick. she doesn't have a pretty face. plus she lives in new york and we live in fl. he weighs maybe 130, she probably weighs 160+ i'd hate to see them fucking...

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:00pm
  • HAHAHAHAHAHAHA The greatest wing man in the world right there!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:31pm
  • Big N' Chunky by will.i.am hahahaha AWESOME!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:20am
  • as a donkey faced skinny girl... FUCK YOU 6:40. stop making skinny girls feel like shit because you're fat. i wish i was fat and pretty but that's the way i am so shut it.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:36pm
  • Cant find the hole, stick it in the roll cause she ain't a lady if she ain't 280

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:56pm
  • took one for the team once...i thought i was rubbing her clit....it was justa fat roll....i was lmao on the inside but trying to keep it cool because she was still moaning...just wanted to fart and get out of there...but knowing my friend was hitting a 19 long and lean made it all better....what are friends for.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:45pm
    • if you're mistaking a fat roll for a clit, i really don't think you're getting much anyways.\nguys like you make me so fucking glad i'm a lesbian.

      Submitted by raykay90 on Sep 15, 10 at 12:41am
  • Fat chicks need love too!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:26am
  • fat white chicks look nasty, their bodies don't hold weight well.....but a black chick.....she can have meat on her bones and look like a 10!......ever seen those video models?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:47am
  • aren't we all just supposed to be laughing? oh well, I'll laugh alone. this is hilarious.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:39am
  • i was told to have sex with fat girls > they dont get to as often so they try harder, plus theyre gracious so theyll make you breakfast

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:30pm
  • "if you wouldnt fuck you, no one else will either." Not true 8:00, but I know what you're saying. This dude reminds me of my college room mate. I miss my college room mate. God damn friends with standards.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:31pm
  • but fat dudes, thats another story.....

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:48am
  • fat chicks like black dicks on their chapped lips and thats it

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:50pm
  • everyone needs a friend like that guy.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 4:47pm
  • Chunky=good Fat=bad Pretty simple

    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:27am
  • they'll put anything in their mouths.... as long as it's dipped in ranch dressing.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:44pm
  • It's not so much the quiet ones, as it is the chubby ones.

    Submitted by PissInMyEye on Dec 10, 10 at 3:07am
  • june 9 11:06 a little bit racist, aren't you? It's sad.

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:51pm
  • This text has been posted before wtf?

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:59pm
  • haha "gotta sacrifice some looks for a someone who is morally casual" - Animal House

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:45pm
  • p.s that should be head...not had...apparently fat people cannot spell

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:36am
  • i like big girls and they have consistanly been the best fucks. plus they are easy to get to do shit an uptight skinny girl wouldn do. the last big girl i had i turned into a bisexual butt pirate. GOODTIMES!

    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:14pm
  • I get a lot more boys hitting on me when I'm at my skinniest, not my biggest. I'm just sayin'.

    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 8, 12 at 7:20pm
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