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  • 96 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:51pm

    I'll take the over vs under weights any day. Waking up bruised the next morning because ana girl's pubic bone had no padding is not so fun. ;)

  • 95 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:03am

    I like girls with meat on their bones, but "fat" is pushing it. One has to draw a line somewhere. And it also depends on where the weight is positioned; if she looks like a weeble, she gets no dick. But if it's all ass and titties, rock on. On a side note: I fucked a skinney chick once. It felt like I was fucking a weight bench with a jar of mayo stuck in the middle.

  • 92 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:36pm

    fat chicks do it best. for real.

  • 85 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:59pm

    2:39, if you don't stop saying LAWLZ, somebody is going to throw you a beatin. Seriously.

  • 80 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 21, 09 at 10:51pm

    From a fat chick: we know how to rock it. Once you go fat you don't go back? Eh. It was a stretch.

  • 79 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:21pm

    wingman of the year? possibly

  • 79 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:12pm

    I'm a fat chick. I don't fuck a guy who isn't white. My lips aren't chapped. More guys like fat women, most just don't have the balls to admit it.

  • 81 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:40pm

    not all fat girls want to sleep with black guys 2:50. not all fat girls are desperate either. there are fat girls who wear potato sacks and have donkey faces, fat girls who wear too small clothing with ok faces, and there are fat girls who know how to wear clothes that fits them and have pretty faces. and i am sure there are plenty of guys who will take donkey faced anorexics over pretty fat girls, but it is a lot cheaper to lose weight than it would be to have plastic surgery.

  • 79 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:24pm

    Chunky is a different story than obese! Chunky girls = win.

  • 75 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:55pm

    Fat girls just try harder. All there is to it. Sometimes, that equals epic win.

  • 74 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 8:19am

    7:36-get over yourself. I did not call all skinny girls donkey faced, so if you see yourself as donkey faced that is your problem and not mine.

  • 71 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 6:20pm

    lmao 551!!!!! agreed

  • 66 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:14am

    the responses to this one are as good as the damn post

  • 75 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:14am

    fat guys are more acceptable in society, but i cannot find even a slightly chubby dude attractive. fat dudes always immediately hit the friend-zone with me.

  • 76 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:36pm

    More cushion for the pushing!

  • 66 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:38pm

    @2:36 because they're so used to shoving large quantities of stuff in their mouth

  • 76 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:14am

    its true..i dated a chick who was as i considered her "extra lovely", it was the best sex ever

  • 74 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 11:40pm

    8:10 = some funny shit

  • 68 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 7:21am

    Barney Stinson wants YOU.

  • 72 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:26pm

    1:47 You should look up ignorant. MORON.

  • 76 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 9:45am

    repeat of the wingman grenade text??

  • 70 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:07pm

    i want both of you in my bed. at the same time.

  • 67 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 12, 09 at 2:50pm

    looks like someone ment wayen ROCK ON DUDE!!!!!

  • 68 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:00pm

    7:36 a bit sensitive are we? donky face fat girl was also mentioned. i fail how to see that anyone is really being outed here. theres a type for everyone, includung donky faced anos and remember, if you wouldnt fuck you, no one else will either.

  • 69 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 30, 09 at 4:55am

    fat girls are awesome. not more or less than others. just awesome.

  • 73 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:53pm

    alright homo, way to be cool

  • 66 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:21pm

    Did you hire a professional wingman?

  • 67 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 9:22pm

    ha! chunky girls are awesome

  • 72 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:44pm

    Fat chicks are like mopeds....fun to ride, but you always hope nobody catches you

  • 71 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 1:47pm

    11:47 and 12:44 you are both ignorant idiots.

  • 62 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:09pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHA AMAZING

  • 62 65
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 12:48am

    but fat dudes, thats another story.....

  • 61 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:31pm

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHA The greatest wing man in the world right there!

  • 67 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 8, 09 at 6:24pm

    If you've had enough sex, then you know chunky girls do it the best. 100% true statement. FEELS INCREDIBLE!

  • 70 83
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 10:31pm

    "if you wouldnt fuck you, no one else will either." Not true 8:00, but I know what you're saying. This dude reminds me of my college room mate. I miss my college room mate. God damn friends with standards.

  • 71 85
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 8:10pm

    Dude, are you a surfer? Just slap that thigh and ride the wave in.

  • 66 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 3:51pm

    7:21 is legen (waaait for it...i hope you're not lactose intolerant) DAIRY!

  • 69 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 4:56pm

    Cant find the hole, stick it in the roll cause she ain't a lady if she ain't 280

  • 58 67
    Submitted by surfer321 on Jun 6, 10 at 10:55pm

    Eww, thats groooossss!

  • 63 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:48pm

    shut up, just everyone shut up.

  • 67 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 3:20pm

    i like me a thick chick. gives u a lil somethin to grab on to

  • 68 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 23, 09 at 2:39am

    aren't we all just supposed to be laughing? oh well, I'll laugh alone. this is hilarious.

  • 67 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:35pm

    I want to hang out with both of you

  • 51 56
    Submitted by PissInMyEye on Dec 10, 10 at 3:07am

    It's not so much the quiet ones, as it is the chubby ones.

  • 62 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 3:45pm

    took one for the team once...i thought i was rubbing her clit....it was justa fat roll....i was lmao on the inside but trying to keep it cool because she was still moaning...just wanted to fart and get out of there...but knowing my friend was hitting a 19 long and lean made it all better....what are friends for.

    • 58 57
      Submitted by raykay90 on Sep 15, 10 at 12:41am

      if you're mistaking a fat roll for a clit, i really don't think you're getting much anyways.\nguys like you make me so fucking glad i'm a lesbian.

  • 66 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Aug 18, 09 at 5:58pm

    this is totally stolen from Tucker Max!!! plagiarism isn't funny, dick.

  • 66 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 9, 09 at 3:39pm

    fat girls fuck like they've got something to prove

  • 69 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:03am

    Hate fat chicks... Have to be 100-150 with in that or go away

  • 56 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 24, 09 at 5:12pm

    Now that's a good friend.

  • 61 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 11:47am

    fat white chicks look nasty, their bodies don't hold weight well.....but a black chick.....she can have meat on her bones and look like a 10!......ever seen those video models?

  • 56 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 10:33am

    bisexual butt pirate - ? so she was doing you? haha

  • 51 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 15, 09 at 4:00pm

    my ex is with a fat chick. she doesn't have a pretty face. plus she lives in new york and we live in fl. he weighs maybe 130, she probably weighs 160+ i'd hate to see them fucking...

  • 66 94
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 29, 09 at 5:26am

    Fat chicks need love too!

  • 63 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 2:36am

    p.s that should be head...not had...apparently fat people cannot spell

  • 58 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 10, 09 at 2:20am

    Big N' Chunky by will.i.am hahahaha AWESOME!

  • 56 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 5:11pm

    4:55. i love you, can i set you up with my sister?

  • 54 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 13, 09 at 4:47pm

    everyone needs a friend like that guy.

  • 57 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:45pm

    haha "gotta sacrifice some looks for a someone who is morally casual" - Animal House

  • 62 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 7:36pm

    as a donkey faced skinny girl... FUCK YOU 6:40. stop making skinny girls feel like shit because you're fat. i wish i was fat and pretty but that's the way i am so shut it.

  • 54 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 10:30pm

    i was told to have sex with fat girls > they dont get to as often so they try harder, plus theyre gracious so theyll make you breakfast

  • 64 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 11, 09 at 5:14pm

    i like big girls and they have consistanly been the best fucks. plus they are easy to get to do shit an uptight skinny girl wouldn do. the last big girl i had i turned into a bisexual butt pirate. GOODTIMES!

  • 52 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 16, 09 at 11:00am

    that's a team player right there

  • 59 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:59pm

    This text has been posted before wtf?

  • 61 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 18, 09 at 2:51pm

    june 9 11:06 a little bit racist, aren't you? It's sad.

  • 59 98
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:50pm

    fat chicks like black dicks on their chapped lips and thats it

  • 58 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 9, 09 at 2:44pm

    they'll put anything in their mouths.... as long as it's dipped in ranch dressing.

  • 43 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:40am

    I stopped reading at 7:36. Because no one else can top that. Made my life. xD

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 4, 09 at 1:27am

    Chunky=good Fat=bad Pretty simple

  • 34 71
    Submitted by yewinnhard on Jan 8, 12 at 7:20pm

    I get a lot more boys hitting on me when I'm at my skinniest, not my biggest. I'm just sayin'.