I knew you were gonna be a good wingman when the words "dibs on the chunky one" came out of your mouth.
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wingman of the year? possibly
I like girls with meat on their bones, but "fat" is pushing it. One has to draw a line somewhere. And it also depends on where the weight is positioned; if she looks like a weeble, she gets no dick. But if it's all ass and titties, rock on.
On a side note: I fucked a skinney chick once. It felt like I was fucking a weight bench with a jar of mayo stuck in the middle.
I'll take the over vs under weights any day. Waking up bruised the next morning because ana girl's pubic bone had no padding is not so fun. ;)
From a fat chick: we know how to rock it.
Once you go fat you don't go back?
Eh. It was a stretch.
Fat chicks are like mopeds....fun to ride, but you always hope nobody catches you
fat chicks do it best. for real.
I'm a fat chick. I don't fuck a guy who isn't white. My lips aren't chapped. More guys like fat women, most just don't have the balls to admit it.
11:47 and 12:44 you are both ignorant idiots.
fat girls are awesome. not more or less than others. just awesome.
Fat girls just try harder. All there is to it. Sometimes, that equals epic win.
alright homo, way to be cool
2:39, if you don't stop saying LAWLZ, somebody is going to throw you a beatin. Seriously.
ha! chunky girls are awesome
Dude, are you a surfer?
Just slap that thigh and ride the wave in.
the responses to this one are as good as the damn post
fat guys are more acceptable in society, but i cannot find even a slightly chubby dude attractive. fat dudes always immediately hit the friend-zone with me.
1:47 You should look up ignorant.
repeat of the wingman grenade text??
7:36 a bit sensitive are we? donky face fat girl was also mentioned. i fail how to see that anyone is really being outed here. theres a type for everyone, includung donky faced anos and remember, if you wouldnt fuck you, no one else will either.
not all fat girls want to sleep with black guys 2:50. not all fat girls are desperate either. there are fat girls who wear potato sacks and have donkey faces, fat girls who wear too small clothing with ok faces, and there are fat girls who know how to wear clothes that fits them and have pretty faces. and i am sure there are plenty of guys who will take donkey faced anorexics over pretty fat girls, but it is a lot cheaper to lose weight than it would be to have plastic surgery.
Now that's a good friend.
More cushion for the pushing!
its true..i dated a chick who was as i considered her "extra lovely", it was the best sex ever
I want to hang out with both of you
bisexual butt pirate - ? so she was doing you? haha
If you've had enough sex, then you know chunky girls do it the best. 100% true statement. FEELS INCREDIBLE!
7:21 is legen (waaait for it...i hope you're not lactose intolerant) DAIRY!
fat girls fuck like they've got something to prove
Barney Stinson wants YOU.
lmao 551!!!!! agreed
4:55. i love you, can i set you up with my sister?
7:36-get over yourself. I did not call all skinny girls donkey faced, so if you see yourself as donkey faced that is your problem and not mine.
Eww, thats groooossss!
that's a team player right there
8:10 = some funny shit
shut up, just everyone shut up.
i want both of you in my bed. at the same time.
as a donkey faced skinny girl...
FUCK YOU 6:40. stop making skinny girls feel like shit because you're fat. i wish i was fat and pretty but that's the way i am so shut it.
Did you hire a professional wingman?
i like me a thick chick. gives u a lil somethin to grab on to
looks like someone ment wayen ROCK ON DUDE!!!!!
I stopped reading at 7:36. Because no one else can top that. Made my life. xD
because they're so used to shoving large quantities of stuff in their mouth
Fat chicks need love too!
this is totally stolen from Tucker Max!!! plagiarism isn't funny, dick.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA The greatest wing man in the world right there!
Hate fat chicks... Have to be 100-150 with in that or go away
Big N' Chunky by will.i.am
Chunky is a different story than obese! Chunky girls = win.
"if you wouldnt fuck you, no one else will either." Not true 8:00, but I know what you're saying.
This dude reminds me of my college room mate. I miss my college room mate. God damn friends with standards.
i was told to have sex with fat girls > they dont get to as often so they try harder, plus theyre gracious so theyll make you breakfast
fat white chicks look nasty, their bodies don't hold weight well.....but a black chick.....she can have meat on her bones and look like a 10!......ever seen those video models?
aren't we all just supposed to be laughing?
oh well, I'll laugh alone.
this is hilarious.
fat chicks like black dicks on their chapped lips and thats it
Cant find the hole, stick it in the roll
cause she ain't a lady if she ain't 280
my ex is with a fat chick. she doesn't have a pretty face. plus she lives in new york and we live in fl. he weighs maybe 130, she probably weighs 160+ i'd hate to see them fucking...
It's not so much the quiet ones, as it is the chubby ones.
everyone needs a friend like that guy.
but fat dudes, thats another story.....
took one for the team once...i thought i was rubbing her clit....it was justa fat roll....i was lmao on the inside but trying to keep it cool because she was still moaning...just wanted to fart and get out of there...but knowing my friend was hitting a 19 long and lean made it all better....what are friends for.
if you're mistaking a fat roll for a clit, i really don't think you're getting much anyways.\nguys like you make me so fucking glad i'm a lesbian.
they'll put anything in their mouths.... as long as it's dipped in ranch dressing.
june 9 11:06 a little bit racist, aren't you? It's sad.
p.s that should be head...not had...apparently fat people cannot spell
This text has been posted before wtf?
i like big girls and they have consistanly been the best fucks. plus they are easy to get to do shit an uptight skinny girl wouldn do. the last big girl i had i turned into a bisexual butt pirate. GOODTIMES!
I get a lot more boys hitting on me when I'm at my skinniest, not my biggest. I'm just sayin'.
haha "gotta sacrifice some looks for a someone who is morally casual" - Animal House