I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
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Then it'd better be that ass or that mouth.
Can I still have the vigina?
There's no need to yell
Is there a gift receipt?
Then I don't want it
Well, that's not a good start.
Then return it.....\nStingy b1tch......
Whats the fucking point then?
I lol'd at "Thanks mom"
Dies it rhyme with bass?
Love how she needed to preface this.
I like penis
Well that's not wat I was expecting to hear
I want the vagina instead !!!!!
Well then I don't want it
It's a pregnancy test. Want the good news or the bad news? Good news is your gonna be a dad. Bad news you also have herpes now and are stuck with her for the rest of your life.
DO NOT WANT
I think it's safe to say your getting dumped xD
you're*, wide vocabulary doesn't help much, does it?
The vagina isn't good enough to even be a gift is it - to wide and nasty huh